astral ari
@astralari.bsky.social
astronomer, data analyst, aspiring author
he/him - ✡️🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Arthur: Bye Lancelot! Bye Gawain! Bye Kay! Bye Bedivere! Bye Lancelot!
Gwenevere: You said ‘bye Lancelot’ twice.
Arthur: I like Lancelot.
January 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Arthur: Bye Lancelot! Bye Gawain! Bye Kay! Bye Bedivere! Bye Lancelot!
Gwenevere: You said ‘bye Lancelot’ twice.
Arthur: I like Lancelot.
Arthur: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Lancelot: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Gawain: I got distracted about halfway through.
Kay: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
January 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Arthur: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Lancelot: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Gawain: I got distracted about halfway through.
Kay: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Arthur: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Lancelot: How am I supposed to know?
Gawain: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Lancelot: *sighs*
Lancelot: You wouldn't be trapped.
January 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Arthur: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Lancelot: How am I supposed to know?
Gawain: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Lancelot: *sighs*
Lancelot: You wouldn't be trapped.
Kay: We need to get through this locked door. Lancelot, give me your credit card.
Lancelot: Here.
Kay, pocketing it: Thanks. Gawain, kick down the door.
January 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Kay: We need to get through this locked door. Lancelot, give me your credit card.
Lancelot: Here.
Kay, pocketing it: Thanks. Gawain, kick down the door.
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The water-gulpinge glorifiede autocorrect beinge solde as the next big thinge ys no more "Artificial Intelligence" than a mailer daemon ys an imp wyth a forked tale or a websyte cookie a delicious baked goode.
January 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The water-gulpinge glorifiede autocorrect beinge solde as the next big thinge ys no more "Artificial Intelligence" than a mailer daemon ys an imp wyth a forked tale or a websyte cookie a delicious baked goode.
Arthur: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Kay: *turning to Gawain* How tall are you?
December 18, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Arthur: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Kay: *turning to Gawain* How tall are you?
Tristan: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Percival: *chugs entire bottle*
Percival: It’s perfume.
December 17, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Tristan: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Percival: *chugs entire bottle*
Percival: It’s perfume.
Mordred: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Mordred: i became more evil if you’re curious
Arthur: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Mordred: i’m going to get worse on purpose
December 16, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Mordred: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Mordred: i became more evil if you’re curious
Arthur: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Mordred: i’m going to get worse on purpose
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Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
the internal struggle of not wanting to post w&t spoilers but also wanting to post my theories for the next book NOW😔
December 14, 2024 at 1:01 AM
the internal struggle of not wanting to post w&t spoilers but also wanting to post my theories for the next book NOW😔
for the record i am still emotionally processing wind and truth, and probably will be for the next week, bc oh my god. branderson really cooked with that one. it also felt like i was reading theory disguised as high fantasy. this is a compliment
December 13, 2024 at 9:04 PM
for the record i am still emotionally processing wind and truth, and probably will be for the next week, bc oh my god. branderson really cooked with that one. it also felt like i was reading theory disguised as high fantasy. this is a compliment
i am once again staring at cultivation like:
a man says okay but that 's worse in front of a woman
ALT: a man says okay but that 's worse in front of a woman
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2024 at 2:29 AM
i am once again staring at cultivation like:
finished reading wind and truth. i am Emotionally Devastated
December 13, 2024 at 12:39 AM
finished reading wind and truth. i am Emotionally Devastated
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how hard can it possibly be to understand that LLMs are not good for information retrieval
December 9, 2024 at 11:44 AM
how hard can it possibly be to understand that LLMs are not good for information retrieval
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Zeldalike where the final boss has a separate phase with the mechanics of every dorky little minigame you've played up to that point, reskinned as part of an epic battle for the fate of the world. Fishing minigame phase. Digging minigame phase. Cooking minigame phase. Fashion contest minigame phase.
December 10, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Zeldalike where the final boss has a separate phase with the mechanics of every dorky little minigame you've played up to that point, reskinned as part of an epic battle for the fate of the world. Fishing minigame phase. Digging minigame phase. Cooking minigame phase. Fashion contest minigame phase.
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Luigi continues to have the most interesting lore of the Super Mario universe
December 9, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Luigi continues to have the most interesting lore of the Super Mario universe
incorrect quote from a book i should be writing:
Arthur, going over Lancelot's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative. Lancelot: Yes Arthur: Okay... may I know what you create? Lancelot: Problems.
Arthur, going over Lancelot's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative. Lancelot: Yes Arthur: Okay... may I know what you create? Lancelot: Problems.
December 9, 2024 at 6:05 PM
incorrect quote from a book i should be writing:
Arthur, going over Lancelot's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative. Lancelot: Yes Arthur: Okay... may I know what you create? Lancelot: Problems.
Arthur, going over Lancelot's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative. Lancelot: Yes Arthur: Okay... may I know what you create? Lancelot: Problems.
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Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — there to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories
December 9, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — there to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories
instead of writing my novel i think i’m going to post Incorrect Quotes from the characters. then maybe someone will pester me enough to actually write Real Quotes. my strategy is immaculate
December 8, 2024 at 8:55 PM
instead of writing my novel i think i’m going to post Incorrect Quotes from the characters. then maybe someone will pester me enough to actually write Real Quotes. my strategy is immaculate
also huge shoutout to my brother @mephisto-paints.bsky.social for buying me a copy of wind and truth and express shipping it so that i can get it sooner than the TEN DAYS that my b&n preorder would arrive, this is what true brotherly love looks like
December 8, 2024 at 8:49 PM
also huge shoutout to my brother @mephisto-paints.bsky.social for buying me a copy of wind and truth and express shipping it so that i can get it sooner than the TEN DAYS that my b&n preorder would arrive, this is what true brotherly love looks like
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nothing bruises my ego more than when a game asks me if I'd like to try again on a lower difficulty.
December 8, 2024 at 5:11 PM
nothing bruises my ego more than when a game asks me if I'd like to try again on a lower difficulty.
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Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
December 8, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorowe
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Dear Santa:
All I want for Christmas is for the Oxford comma to get the respect it so rightly deserves.
All I want for Christmas is for the Oxford comma to get the respect it so rightly deserves.
December 7, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Dear Santa:
All I want for Christmas is for the Oxford comma to get the respect it so rightly deserves.
All I want for Christmas is for the Oxford comma to get the respect it so rightly deserves.
in literal actual agony that i won’t get wind and truth for TEN FUCKING DAYS despite PREORDERING IT, HELLO???
December 6, 2024 at 8:09 PM
in literal actual agony that i won’t get wind and truth for TEN FUCKING DAYS despite PREORDERING IT, HELLO???
