Astra Jean
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But people who have been flattened by the Earth still live.
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It's so fucking sick that even if a GM loses it's head the pilot can say "fuck it", open the cockpit and fight til he can't fight anymore.
August 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's so fucking sick that even if a GM loses it's head the pilot can say "fuck it", open the cockpit and fight til he can't fight anymore.
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While composing a little treatise on Eternity, I had the curiosity to place a mirror before me
September 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
While composing a little treatise on Eternity, I had the curiosity to place a mirror before me
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(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
August 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
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knowing "how the computer works" is quickly going from "advantageous skillset in office job" to "godlike degree of metacognition when navigating reality"
August 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
knowing "how the computer works" is quickly going from "advantageous skillset in office job" to "godlike degree of metacognition when navigating reality"
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The Phantom of the Paradise
circa. 2022
circa. 2022
August 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Phantom of the Paradise
circa. 2022
circa. 2022
We're not doing another round of emotional labor dynamics in interpersonal relationships are we
July 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
We're not doing another round of emotional labor dynamics in interpersonal relationships are we
People are not seriously claiming doordash is less effort than microwaving something. That is completely unserious.
July 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
People are not seriously claiming doordash is less effort than microwaving something. That is completely unserious.
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Really impossible to overstate how completely this guy has failed at every aspect of being an opposition leader over the past six months. Jeffries is a truly inspiring example for every soulless careerist who would rather be king of nothing than stand for anything decent in the world.
Hakeem Jeffries on Mamdani: "'Globalizing the intifada' by way of example is not an acceptable phrasing. He's gonna have to clarify his position on that as he moves forward."
June 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Really impossible to overstate how completely this guy has failed at every aspect of being an opposition leader over the past six months. Jeffries is a truly inspiring example for every soulless careerist who would rather be king of nothing than stand for anything decent in the world.
I don't think you should talk about people like this
June 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I don't think you should talk about people like this
My boss has pissed me off so much that it's bled significantly into my off time, which is not to mention the 9 months he harassed me constantly off hours. The only justice to me would be if I got to randomly non-lethally electrocute him for 9 months.
June 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My boss has pissed me off so much that it's bled significantly into my off time, which is not to mention the 9 months he harassed me constantly off hours. The only justice to me would be if I got to randomly non-lethally electrocute him for 9 months.
Kind of a no duh statement but as a symptom and propagator of hyper individualism, driving just overwhelmingly rewards being a bad actor.
June 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Kind of a no duh statement but as a symptom and propagator of hyper individualism, driving just overwhelmingly rewards being a bad actor.
Shoutouts to honey nut cheerios
June 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Shoutouts to honey nut cheerios
Just saw somebody openly admit "I consume things soley for the representation" and while I must respect their upfront honesty, I also therefore find their intellect to be about that of a hive insect.
June 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just saw somebody openly admit "I consume things soley for the representation" and while I must respect their upfront honesty, I also therefore find their intellect to be about that of a hive insect.
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San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
June 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
Look not to rehash old discourse but I just read the argument "TLJ was good because it gave orphans a hero in Rey"
... what are we doing here c'mon
... what are we doing here c'mon
June 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Look not to rehash old discourse but I just read the argument "TLJ was good because it gave orphans a hero in Rey"
... what are we doing here c'mon
... what are we doing here c'mon
Just wanted to reiterate this today
It's crazy how many of my problems would be solved if my boss just died.
May 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Just wanted to reiterate this today
It's that easy you're all bad
May 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
It's that easy you're all bad
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at last he loses his identity; takes the mystic ocean at his feet for the visible image of that deep, blue, bottomless soul
May 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
at last he loses his identity; takes the mystic ocean at his feet for the visible image of that deep, blue, bottomless soul
It's crazy how many of my problems would be solved if my boss just died.
May 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's crazy how many of my problems would be solved if my boss just died.
Despite how good everybody is saying Expedition 33 is, and despite me literally purchasing it, I find myself unable to start it because I hate the french.
May 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Despite how good everybody is saying Expedition 33 is, and despite me literally purchasing it, I find myself unable to start it because I hate the french.
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I’m extremely upset about how good this looks wtf
April 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m extremely upset about how good this looks wtf
Some people are too leftist to show up on time and, frankly, it's embarrassing.
April 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Some people are too leftist to show up on time and, frankly, it's embarrassing.