knowing "how the computer works" is quickly going from "advantageous skillset in office job" to "godlike degree of metacognition when navigating reality"

Look what else are you gonna think about as you're stuck in traffic and a guy merges late over the divider.

If your response to "the one you like is the good one, and the one liked by the people you don't like is the bad one" is "exactly! Simple and effective" you are a fucking dullard, sorry.

This is a joke to be clear but if you're always complaining about the party finder there's one common denominator

Hey Chris, if you're reading this: I hope you keel over alone you snitching useless motherfucker.