Asscheek Renaissance
@asscheekrenaissnce.bsky.social
Putting a pinch of granola in my lip like it’s dip.
She/They, 29, Artist, Writer, Whore
She/They, 29, Artist, Writer, Whore
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I have done my new years scrying with a new and terrible source and the verdict is in: 2026 is about making more stupid art forever
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I have done my new years scrying with a new and terrible source and the verdict is in: 2026 is about making more stupid art forever
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December 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Banged my dingdang knee so hard on my desk this morning that it broke skin and i’m being very brave about it tbh
December 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Banged my dingdang knee so hard on my desk this morning that it broke skin and i’m being very brave about it tbh
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Hey guys holidays are coming up and work is only working me three days a week and short shifts out of what i can only assume is stinginess or an attempt to get me to quit
If anyone would be willing to commission me it'd mean a whole lot to me rn
If anyone would be willing to commission me it'd mean a whole lot to me rn
Hey there friend, welcome to Marx's shop!
My shop's gonna be open year-round so if you have any questions or are interested, consider sending me a comment or DM
Pricing and examples below!
#commissions #marx #kirby #sonic #pokemon
My shop's gonna be open year-round so if you have any questions or are interested, consider sending me a comment or DM
Pricing and examples below!
#commissions #marx #kirby #sonic #pokemon
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hey guys holidays are coming up and work is only working me three days a week and short shifts out of what i can only assume is stinginess or an attempt to get me to quit
If anyone would be willing to commission me it'd mean a whole lot to me rn
If anyone would be willing to commission me it'd mean a whole lot to me rn
Its that time of year again. Temperatures are lower, days are shorter, and i’m writing fanfic on my lunch breaks
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Its that time of year again. Temperatures are lower, days are shorter, and i’m writing fanfic on my lunch breaks
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Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
#TheFinalPam
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
#TheFinalPam
I can’t wait to have a normal and well adjusted reaction to the Frankenstein movie i’m sure
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I can’t wait to have a normal and well adjusted reaction to the Frankenstein movie i’m sure
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turns out milking 9/11 for 25 years to justify insane bigotry doesn’t really work anymore
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
turns out milking 9/11 for 25 years to justify insane bigotry doesn’t really work anymore
Every week my boss says some shit that affirms that she’s never listened or read or remembered a goddamn piece of information i’ve given her for the last 5 years
October 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Every week my boss says some shit that affirms that she’s never listened or read or remembered a goddamn piece of information i’ve given her for the last 5 years
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ok ok last muppet render for now 🐸
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
ok ok last muppet render for now 🐸
dan and phil releasing their podcast on my birthday after announcing their relationship really was a gift for 11 year old me. That little bitch would think i was lying if i told her.
October 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
dan and phil releasing their podcast on my birthday after announcing their relationship really was a gift for 11 year old me. That little bitch would think i was lying if i told her.
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i have zero notes
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i have zero notes
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I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
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listen I ain’t gonna believe nothing until I hear it from Dean and Cas
August 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
listen I ain’t gonna believe nothing until I hear it from Dean and Cas
No medically induced high can beat finding out my shitty ex is still actively posting lackluster unfunny high school boy-tier comments on ifunny
July 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
No medically induced high can beat finding out my shitty ex is still actively posting lackluster unfunny high school boy-tier comments on ifunny
Sorry I’m not friends with centrists or sink pissers ✨
July 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Sorry I’m not friends with centrists or sink pissers ✨
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CRAWL ON ME SINK INTO ME !
June 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
CRAWL ON ME SINK INTO ME !
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my sentence will be over soon.
June 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
my sentence will be over soon.
I feel like my body has done a hard reset i chrunched through my grind guard every mucous membrane in my body feels like eucalyptus
June 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I feel like my body has done a hard reset i chrunched through my grind guard every mucous membrane in my body feels like eucalyptus
Friendship ended with mucinex cough syrup advil cold and sinus is now my new best friend
June 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Friendship ended with mucinex cough syrup advil cold and sinus is now my new best friend
Me: has a lingering cough deep in my chest
Me: takes medicine to make the cough more productive and help clear my airways
The medicine: works as advertised and expected
Me, coughing more because the medicine is working: Oough ough waght the fuck
Me: takes medicine to make the cough more productive and help clear my airways
The medicine: works as advertised and expected
Me, coughing more because the medicine is working: Oough ough waght the fuck
June 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Me: has a lingering cough deep in my chest
Me: takes medicine to make the cough more productive and help clear my airways
The medicine: works as advertised and expected
Me, coughing more because the medicine is working: Oough ough waght the fuck
Me: takes medicine to make the cough more productive and help clear my airways
The medicine: works as advertised and expected
Me, coughing more because the medicine is working: Oough ough waght the fuck
I am cancelling my world tour to focus on chewing through the drywall of my own home. Hope my fans understand.
June 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am cancelling my world tour to focus on chewing through the drywall of my own home. Hope my fans understand.