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Just looking for my people again: ADHD, Neurodivergent, Relationship Anarchist, Non-Binary, Pansexual, Person of Color, Aphant, Hip Hop to K-pop, nerd shit, absolutely over the fall of the USA.
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The Pardon the Interruption riff the Onion did 12 years ago is not only one of the funniest things they ever did, but is also somehow an even better parody of contemporary sports shows 12 years later

youtu.be/0nEn9-RTuj8?...
After 1 Week In New York Tim Tebow Already A Gay, Homeless Crack Addict
YouTube video by The Onion
youtu.be
March 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Sometimes, more than 4…
xkcd.com/979/
Wisdom of the Ancients
xkcd.com
March 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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a discord is not a forum. I don't want to join your product's community; I want to read the solution to my technical problem from two posters who worked it out 4 years ago
March 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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My favorite low tech special effect
March 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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How we’re being asked to live now is objectively insane
March 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Reminder, don’t take advice from lottery winners
April 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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@realestatebulldog on TikTok nailed this

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYq8NrLu/
The wealthy, not their wealth, are trickling down on Americans.
TikTok video by Whisper Pickle
www.tiktok.com
December 20, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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Eggs are now so expensive they’re smuggling them like fentanyl.
February 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Imagine the complex you’d have if you found out your dad had over a dozen children that he neglects and out of all of them, you were the one chosen to sit on his shoulders as his human shield. Does that mean he likes you more or less?
February 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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February 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
RIP Notorious MOM
February 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Best Dungeons & Dragons joke I've ever heard:

"Only a game created by nerds would have 'charisma' as a fantasy ability."

Got any other contenders?
February 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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So they removed the black chairman of the Joint Chiefs in the middle of his 4-year tour, without cause, and they're seeking to replace him with a white **retired** Air Force three-star general who lacks the requisite experience as a service chief or combatant commander? Huh, how about that
February 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Idiocracy was a documentary
February 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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An 11-year-old girl in Texas died by suicide after allegedly being bullied by her classmates—who reportedly went so far as to threaten to call immigration authorities on her parents.
Girl, 11, Dies by Suicide After Bullies Threaten to Call ICE
Her mother claims that her classmates threatened to call immigration to deport her parents.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Two former employees of the U.S. Forest Service holding protest signs.
The left one reads: "Immigrants didn’t steal my job, the president did!"
Thanks, @meidastouch.com
February 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.
February 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Look closely.
February 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
February 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM