Dear Ashley…
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Dear Ashley…
@asj519.bsky.social
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It’s so hard being the Beyoncé of the family. ESP when you like to be left alone in family environments. Ppl love chat. I gotta hide to recenter.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene never got “the joke that MAGA is about anything more than manipulation”—her failure to do so may be her one service to the nation, @davidfrum.bsky.social argues.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Came So Close to Getting the Joke
What the Georgia representative learned in Washington
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Half of the MAGA-world grifters were immediately exposed as foreigners by their location, but yeah, let's call it "for an unknown reason" 😂
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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THERE IS NO COOKOUT!

STOP INVITING PEOPLE!
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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A worm would starve to death if her brain was food
She’s supporting our(🙄) country to invade the blackest country by population in the world??
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Ok guys I need your help. Each month my sorority provides non-perishable food to 200 kids & their families across 3 schools who are on SNAP. In Dec., we also send the kids home w/ gifts for Xmas. Help our chapter out by purchasing a gift from the list 🫶🏾

tinyurl.com/peoholiday2
PEO GenerationNext HoHoHo Holiday Toy Drive | Amazon Gift List
tinyurl.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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The Massachusetts judge who faced federal obstruction charges for helping a defendant evade ICE at her courthouse will receive only a public reprimand because she didn’t know about the plan to escape out the back door.
Massachusetts Judge Reprimanded in High-Profile ICE Evasion Case
The Massachusetts judge who faced federal obstruction charges for helping a defendant evade ICE at her courthouse will receive only a public reprimand because she didn’t know about the plan to escape out the back door.
bit.ly
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ok guys I need your help. Each month my sorority provides non-perishable food to 200 kids & their families across 3 schools who are on SNAP. In Dec., we also send the kids home w/ gifts for Xmas. Help our chapter out by purchasing a gift from the list 🫶🏾

tinyurl.com/peoholiday2
PEO GenerationNext HoHoHo Holiday Toy Drive | Amazon Gift List
tinyurl.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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“He’s having a seizure and they’re trying to rip the baby out of her hands”
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Opinion: Companies and investors in the institutional single-family rental sector should carefully monitor this trend and take proactive compliance steps now to mitigate risk.
Single-Family Rental Investors Are a Growing Enforcement Target
Opinion: Companies and investors in the institutional single-family rental sector should carefully monitor this trend and take proactive compliance steps now to mitigate risk.
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”

Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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McCormick me down
Birds that have risen above their Bird past love Del Frisco’s
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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What if it has sharp cheddar?
A ballistic vest meant to stop a bullet “is definitely going to keep you safe from a sandwich thrown at you," Sean Dunn's defense attorney argued.
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Six Flags America officially closes after 50 years of operation
Six Flags America Officially Closes After 50 Years of Operation
The Six Flags America and Hurricane Harbor amusement parks in Bowie, Md., have officially closed its gates for good. The company welcomed guests for one last time on Sunday, Nov. 2.
people.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Lord. Is this the Gen Z edition? Lol
New cast. New drama. New shift. #VanderpumpRules #VPR
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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A lawyer’s racism doesn’t have to spill over into his representation of a client to create a conflict of interest that demands a new trial, Massachusetts’ intermediate appeals court said Monday.
Massachusetts Lawyer’s Racism Voids Client Plea, Court Rules
A lawyer’s racism doesn’t have to spill over into his representation of a client to create a conflict of interest that demands a new trial, Massachusetts’ intermediate appeals court said Monday.
bit.ly
November 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Wait, did they edit an interview? Did they not air every second?

I heard that’s grounds for a multimillion lawsuit
I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’ve fallen victim into a stereotypical Black woman trope…I’ve decided to study for another credential lol
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Wasn’t Clooney one of the people that pushed Biden out?
If anyone needs to go away it’s this mfer
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Ya’ll remember back in the day when men used to be fine?
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Boy I tell you embarrassing
This is fucking amazing
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Your ex not the only one with crazy neck
What did he say in her ear here?
October 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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I got my mouth slapped alot for talking back.

I’m gonna have the last word.
What’s something you got in trouble for as a kid?
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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something about it just screams lazy idk
Celebrity Halloween "costumes" which are actually just a really expensive photoshoot or skit but there's no evidence they wore it to a party or wore it while riding the subway or something dont feel like they should count. Its like... ok great, but you dress up and do this all year round anyway.
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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They gone be on the same lines FDR saw to even start those programs
The overwhelming majority of Americans receiving food stamps, SNAP, EBT, and other gov’t assistance are white people.

Makes sense, as white people are upwards of 65% of the overall U.S. population.

Yet, Project 2025 eliminates all government assistance program.

This is what White America chose. 🇺🇸
June 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM