Asif
@asif06.bsky.social
Reader(sort of), Fan of low-fi music, and a professional cynic
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i wish my eyes turned into cartoon spirals when i'm dissociating
May 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i wish my eyes turned into cartoon spirals when i'm dissociating
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A Higgs-Boson particle arrives in a catholic church.
Father: "Is it appropriate for you to be here, given that your nickname is the God Particle?"
Higgs-Boson: "Why not? You couldn't have mass without me"
Father: "Is it appropriate for you to be here, given that your nickname is the God Particle?"
Higgs-Boson: "Why not? You couldn't have mass without me"
December 13, 2024 at 11:30 PM
A Higgs-Boson particle arrives in a catholic church.
Father: "Is it appropriate for you to be here, given that your nickname is the God Particle?"
Higgs-Boson: "Why not? You couldn't have mass without me"
Father: "Is it appropriate for you to be here, given that your nickname is the God Particle?"
Higgs-Boson: "Why not? You couldn't have mass without me"
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A few of my favorites from the past few weeks of #photography 📷
March 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A few of my favorites from the past few weeks of #photography 📷
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ME: I think I’m falling in love with you.
BARISTA: You’re just saying that because I serve you coffee.
ME: I was talking to the coffee.
BARISTA: You’re just saying that because I serve you coffee.
ME: I was talking to the coffee.
September 9, 2024 at 12:44 PM
ME: I think I’m falling in love with you.
BARISTA: You’re just saying that because I serve you coffee.
ME: I was talking to the coffee.
BARISTA: You’re just saying that because I serve you coffee.
ME: I was talking to the coffee.
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Rebel Moon on Netflix:
Colony spends time gathering grain for survival
Bad guys come to take grain, gives deadline of return
Colony goes out to find warriors to fight bad guys instead of collecting grain for bad guys
It’s A Bug’s Life, the remake
Colony spends time gathering grain for survival
Bad guys come to take grain, gives deadline of return
Colony goes out to find warriors to fight bad guys instead of collecting grain for bad guys
It’s A Bug’s Life, the remake
January 1, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Rebel Moon on Netflix:
Colony spends time gathering grain for survival
Bad guys come to take grain, gives deadline of return
Colony goes out to find warriors to fight bad guys instead of collecting grain for bad guys
It’s A Bug’s Life, the remake
Colony spends time gathering grain for survival
Bad guys come to take grain, gives deadline of return
Colony goes out to find warriors to fight bad guys instead of collecting grain for bad guys
It’s A Bug’s Life, the remake
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“Muskurahat dekh kar unki ham hosh gawa baithe,
Ham hosh mein aane ko thay, wo phir muskura baithe”.
Ham hosh mein aane ko thay, wo phir muskura baithe”.
August 5, 2023 at 4:09 PM
“Muskurahat dekh kar unki ham hosh gawa baithe,
Ham hosh mein aane ko thay, wo phir muskura baithe”.
Ham hosh mein aane ko thay, wo phir muskura baithe”.
"Four years of nerding out, late-night brain rot, and making awesome friends!"
September 9, 2024 at 1:04 PM
"Four years of nerding out, late-night brain rot, and making awesome friends!"
Dreaming of saying "Trust me, I'm an engineer. If I can't fix it, its not broken" after 4 years 😊✌🏼
September 9, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Dreaming of saying "Trust me, I'm an engineer. If I can't fix it, its not broken" after 4 years 😊✌🏼
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Guy goes to doctor. Says he's anxious. Says every time he sneezes, he glimpses himself pierced by thousands of writhing tendrils, suspended high in the darkness above a pit full of blurry yet insectile activity. Says this life, it seems like an illusion.
Doctor makes a clicking noise.
Doctor makes a clicking noise.
September 8, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Guy goes to doctor. Says he's anxious. Says every time he sneezes, he glimpses himself pierced by thousands of writhing tendrils, suspended high in the darkness above a pit full of blurry yet insectile activity. Says this life, it seems like an illusion.
Doctor makes a clicking noise.
Doctor makes a clicking noise.