@garywyles.bsky.social
Fabricator/program tweaker
I don't have the social interaction shortcuts of a neurotypical so bear with me while I translate my thoughts for "normals"
Don't casually DM me, I'm uncomfortable with private chats.
I don't have the social interaction shortcuts of a neurotypical so bear with me while I translate my thoughts for "normals"
Don't casually DM me, I'm uncomfortable with private chats.
Is my car trying to tell me it wants to go and live at the scrapyard? Creak! Boing! Watch in the rearview mirror as one of the suspension springs makes a bid for freedom.
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Is my car trying to tell me it wants to go and live at the scrapyard? Creak! Boing! Watch in the rearview mirror as one of the suspension springs makes a bid for freedom.
Sorry folks, I heard Suspicious Minds in the supermarket
🎤
I'm taking a nap
I won't wake up
No matter how you nudge me baby
🎺
doo-doo doo doo, doo-doo doo doo
🎤
I can't continue watching
I am very tired
🎤
I'm taking a nap
I won't wake up
No matter how you nudge me baby
🎺
doo-doo doo doo, doo-doo doo doo
🎤
I can't continue watching
I am very tired
January 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Sorry folks, I heard Suspicious Minds in the supermarket
🎤
I'm taking a nap
I won't wake up
No matter how you nudge me baby
🎺
doo-doo doo doo, doo-doo doo doo
🎤
I can't continue watching
I am very tired
🎤
I'm taking a nap
I won't wake up
No matter how you nudge me baby
🎺
doo-doo doo doo, doo-doo doo doo
🎤
I can't continue watching
I am very tired
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Sad, but true.
December 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sad, but true.
Apologies if I look like a weirdo liking and unliking posts, then liking them again. Windows 11 if having one of those days where it can't count the presses on the mouse button - getting ever closer to the "Stuff this, I'm rolling back to previous version" option.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Apologies if I look like a weirdo liking and unliking posts, then liking them again. Windows 11 if having one of those days where it can't count the presses on the mouse button - getting ever closer to the "Stuff this, I'm rolling back to previous version" option.
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Agree or disagree?
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Agree or disagree?
Oops, something went wrong...🤭
News headline this morning:
Murder victim, girl aged 13 released on bail
News headline this morning:
Murder victim, girl aged 13 released on bail
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Oops, something went wrong...🤭
News headline this morning:
Murder victim, girl aged 13 released on bail
News headline this morning:
Murder victim, girl aged 13 released on bail
I've been put put on a "Nice people" list for the first time. Apologies if I'm not following people back straight away. I like to check people look human before I click the button.
PS - I'm not American, but I believe the current president only does good things by accident or coincidence
PS - I'm not American, but I believe the current president only does good things by accident or coincidence
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I've been put put on a "Nice people" list for the first time. Apologies if I'm not following people back straight away. I like to check people look human before I click the button.
PS - I'm not American, but I believe the current president only does good things by accident or coincidence
PS - I'm not American, but I believe the current president only does good things by accident or coincidence
Two of our "Four horses of the apocalypse". The white one was pulling grumpy faces as she had seen the gear for a trip to the vets and my phone must have censored her pic as I can't upload it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Two of our "Four horses of the apocalypse". The white one was pulling grumpy faces as she had seen the gear for a trip to the vets and my phone must have censored her pic as I can't upload it.
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Out now ⚠️ swearing, alcohol use, memory loss, emotional outbursts, realistic relationships, dragons lords, elves, aliens, humans, mind wipes, British slang, humour, slow burn/start, world building, strong, inclusive, multi-character POV.
amzn.eu/d/ibtgaHj
#booksky #indieauthors #ku #romantasy
amzn.eu/d/ibtgaHj
#booksky #indieauthors #ku #romantasy
Champion of A'dara: Character driven romantic fantasy (Book One)
Champion of A'dara: Character driven romantic fantasy (Book One) eBook : Hyder, JS: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
amzn.eu
October 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Out now ⚠️ swearing, alcohol use, memory loss, emotional outbursts, realistic relationships, dragons lords, elves, aliens, humans, mind wipes, British slang, humour, slow burn/start, world building, strong, inclusive, multi-character POV.
amzn.eu/d/ibtgaHj
#booksky #indieauthors #ku #romantasy
amzn.eu/d/ibtgaHj
#booksky #indieauthors #ku #romantasy
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So who's going to arrest the president, VP, Supreme Court justices, and every Republican member of CONgress?
October 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
So who's going to arrest the president, VP, Supreme Court justices, and every Republican member of CONgress?
Dinner is served
October 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Dinner is served
🎶A good fart these days is hard to hear
(A good fart)
Silent-violent
The one to fear
Apologies to Feargal Sharkey
(A good fart)
Silent-violent
The one to fear
Apologies to Feargal Sharkey
October 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
🎶A good fart these days is hard to hear
(A good fart)
Silent-violent
The one to fear
Apologies to Feargal Sharkey
(A good fart)
Silent-violent
The one to fear
Apologies to Feargal Sharkey
Today's project: The wife's battery and energiser for the electric fence keep ending up in a puddle of water where the box lid gets cracked or knocked off by the horses. A platform with drainage to hold them both off the ground.
October 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Today's project: The wife's battery and energiser for the electric fence keep ending up in a puddle of water where the box lid gets cracked or knocked off by the horses. A platform with drainage to hold them both off the ground.
Found this post on FB. Sounds a lot like a current administration.
September 21, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Found this post on FB. Sounds a lot like a current administration.
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Keep an eye out for this signal it could save a life
September 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Keep an eye out for this signal it could save a life
🦔 Hedgepig! 🦔
I leave a little dish of water out for passing cats and wildlife and the other night I heard a rustling on the gravel that didn't sound like a cat. Opened the door gently to see my first hedgehog in years. Reasonable size and shuffled away at a decent pace, so probably healthy.❤️
I leave a little dish of water out for passing cats and wildlife and the other night I heard a rustling on the gravel that didn't sound like a cat. Opened the door gently to see my first hedgehog in years. Reasonable size and shuffled away at a decent pace, so probably healthy.❤️
September 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🦔 Hedgepig! 🦔
I leave a little dish of water out for passing cats and wildlife and the other night I heard a rustling on the gravel that didn't sound like a cat. Opened the door gently to see my first hedgehog in years. Reasonable size and shuffled away at a decent pace, so probably healthy.❤️
I leave a little dish of water out for passing cats and wildlife and the other night I heard a rustling on the gravel that didn't sound like a cat. Opened the door gently to see my first hedgehog in years. Reasonable size and shuffled away at a decent pace, so probably healthy.❤️
25 years since The Hungry Years nightclub in Brighton closed. This is what I looked like then before I smoked my way to early grey hair.
August 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
25 years since The Hungry Years nightclub in Brighton closed. This is what I looked like then before I smoked my way to early grey hair.
Computer in for a system drive upgrade. The joys of waiting for an old one to install 4+ years of cumulative Windows updates are ahead.
August 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Computer in for a system drive upgrade. The joys of waiting for an old one to install 4+ years of cumulative Windows updates are ahead.
The wife's paying, I can have any cake I want for my birthday. Who wouldn't choose chocolate cupcakes bears? 🐻💕🧁
August 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The wife's paying, I can have any cake I want for my birthday. Who wouldn't choose chocolate cupcakes bears? 🐻💕🧁
I'm resurrecting an early windows 10 machine to use when my main PC goes in for some upgrades. The sheer joy of installing 2+ years worth of updates 💤😴
August 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I'm resurrecting an early windows 10 machine to use when my main PC goes in for some upgrades. The sheer joy of installing 2+ years worth of updates 💤😴
If anyone tries to sell me drugs on here I might have to quote scripture at them from the great prophets Ashcroft and Dizzee.
Dizzee 3:21
I don't need no speed,
I don't need no heroin,
I don't want no coke,
You can keep your ketamine.
I am a bassline junkie
And I like it funky
Dizzee 3:21
I don't need no speed,
I don't need no heroin,
I don't want no coke,
You can keep your ketamine.
I am a bassline junkie
And I like it funky
August 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If anyone tries to sell me drugs on here I might have to quote scripture at them from the great prophets Ashcroft and Dizzee.
Dizzee 3:21
I don't need no speed,
I don't need no heroin,
I don't want no coke,
You can keep your ketamine.
I am a bassline junkie
And I like it funky
Dizzee 3:21
I don't need no speed,
I don't need no heroin,
I don't want no coke,
You can keep your ketamine.
I am a bassline junkie
And I like it funky
There was a wasp harassing the customers indoors where we went for our anniversary lunch. One of the staff trapped it in a box and released it outside. Moments later we were wasp dodging again.
1/2
1/2
July 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
There was a wasp harassing the customers indoors where we went for our anniversary lunch. One of the staff trapped it in a box and released it outside. Moments later we were wasp dodging again.
1/2
1/2
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Quilts by Timna Tarr from her exhibit 'Timna Tarr's Noble Menagerie'
July 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Quilts by Timna Tarr from her exhibit 'Timna Tarr's Noble Menagerie'
I've found a load of 90s trading cards in my loft. Going to do the decent thing and sell the interesting ones cheap at the local enthusiasts gaming afternoon. #mtg
July 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I've found a load of 90s trading cards in my loft. Going to do the decent thing and sell the interesting ones cheap at the local enthusiasts gaming afternoon. #mtg
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also, Yay! Wimblepong again #wimbledon
June 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
also, Yay! Wimblepong again #wimbledon