Ashton 🌺
@ashtone0.bsky.social
Introspective hot person🧘♂️🧘♂️🧘♂️
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Who the flip is this guy?
We all know the goal was always to “own the libs.” And in chasing that, too many have given up their own freedoms just to claim a hollow “win.” What they don’t see is that the monster they fed never stops, it eventually comes for us all. And now their silence is deafening.
August 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Who the flip is this guy?
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8 kids????? Like 12345678?!?! Nigga tie that dick up! My god.
August 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
8 kids????? Like 12345678?!?! Nigga tie that dick up! My god.
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this is literally something that would happen I'm so serious
December 7, 2024 at 12:38 AM
this is literally something that would happen I'm so serious
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When he wants you to suck it, but you’re not in the mood.
March 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When he wants you to suck it, but you’re not in the mood.
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taking a selfie like:
March 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
taking a selfie like:
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any time someone says the word "pavlov," i am conditioned to think of dogs and bells.
March 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
any time someone says the word "pavlov," i am conditioned to think of dogs and bells.
so stupid...
When I talk to kids today and they ask me what I would do if I were 12 today, my answer is always the same, read books and learn how to use AI in every way shape and form you can. It is a living library that gives you responses and can help no matter who you are or where you live.
February 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
so stupid...
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A youth cooking course called Teenage Basteland
February 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
A youth cooking course called Teenage Basteland
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I used to be really good at being a big jerk, but I’m better now. Guess you could say I’m a pro lapsed asshole
February 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I used to be really good at being a big jerk, but I’m better now. Guess you could say I’m a pro lapsed asshole
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My child rn "if I werent poor I would give all my money the poor"
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My child rn "if I werent poor I would give all my money the poor"
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Smalltalk at the doctor might be the pinnacle of awkwardness.
“Why yes, the Super Bowl was great! I really enjoyed the halftime show and the nuance of the performance. Now I need you to look at my butthole”.
“Why yes, the Super Bowl was great! I really enjoyed the halftime show and the nuance of the performance. Now I need you to look at my butthole”.
February 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Smalltalk at the doctor might be the pinnacle of awkwardness.
“Why yes, the Super Bowl was great! I really enjoyed the halftime show and the nuance of the performance. Now I need you to look at my butthole”.
“Why yes, the Super Bowl was great! I really enjoyed the halftime show and the nuance of the performance. Now I need you to look at my butthole”.
all I can think about is donald trump seeing this live
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
all I can think about is donald trump seeing this live
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ice cream is easier to eat if you microwave the spoon first
February 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
ice cream is easier to eat if you microwave the spoon first
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Someone who doesn't really do labels: "I don't really do labels"
February 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Someone who doesn't really do labels: "I don't really do labels"
who got nudycat naked?
January 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
who got nudycat naked?
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I hate it when my friends are mean to themselves about their appearance. Be nice to my friend. Someone I care about lives in that body and I simply demand you be nice to it.
January 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I hate it when my friends are mean to themselves about their appearance. Be nice to my friend. Someone I care about lives in that body and I simply demand you be nice to it.
I am afraid of donald trump
December 28, 2024 at 10:27 PM
I am afraid of donald trump
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Bird flu? Likely thing for a bird to do
December 27, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Bird flu? Likely thing for a bird to do
Getting "-Did 9/11" tattooed beside my pubes
December 28, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Getting "-Did 9/11" tattooed beside my pubes
the author doesn't fuck lol
December 12, 2024 at 7:59 PM
the author doesn't fuck lol
who coined the term coined the term
December 12, 2024 at 6:40 AM
who coined the term coined the term