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Allison
@ajoff.bsky.social
· Nov 8
hi friends! if you’re a new follower wondering what it is I post about: great! we have that in common
muted dog post due to tomorrow im logging off for a while. see ya when i see ya
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
muted dog post due to tomorrow im logging off for a while. see ya when i see ya
idk how plausible this is to implement but i would love it if saves were opt-in. if it’s that funny you can screenshot it! Saves are for journalism to me, no one needs to revisit my dumb posts
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
idk how plausible this is to implement but i would love it if saves were opt-in. if it’s that funny you can screenshot it! Saves are for journalism to me, no one needs to revisit my dumb posts
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I had an 8 lb chihuahua that drank an entire cup of coffee when I wasn’t looking for about 3 minutes. It was sitting on a table outside with a chair next to it.
Just saying
Just saying
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I had an 8 lb chihuahua that drank an entire cup of coffee when I wasn’t looking for about 3 minutes. It was sitting on a table outside with a chair next to it.
Just saying
Just saying
the dog (innocent, I know) stole my donuts off the dead center of my counter-height kitchen table
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
the dog (innocent, I know) stole my donuts off the dead center of my counter-height kitchen table
rare surveillance footage of @bigblocks.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
rare surveillance footage of @bigblocks.bsky.social
easily one of my favorite things I’ve read recently, and there’s something for everyone. if you don’t believe me, I will leave you with two words: piss button
Grateful to @defector.com for publishing a print version of my Replay Booth episode on a 61-year-old Mets mystery and for commissioning an illustration of Mr. Met with a pipe and magnifying glass defector.com/wilbur-huckl...
Wilbur Huckle For President: Solving A 61-Year-Old Mets Mystery | Defector
Earlier this year, on a cold Sunday in January, I walked into an antique store in a Washington D.C. suburb. When I go to a shop like this one, I’m not looking for chairs or lamps. My interests are a l...
defector.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
easily one of my favorite things I’ve read recently, and there’s something for everyone. if you don’t believe me, I will leave you with two words: piss button
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the fifa peace prize. the shein sustainability prize. the uhhh third thing im out of ideas
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
the fifa peace prize. the shein sustainability prize. the uhhh third thing im out of ideas
my clutch is stuck to the floor of my car. that’s good right
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
my clutch is stuck to the floor of my car. that’s good right
mister moo
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
mister moo
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not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics
someone acquire this man
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
someone acquire this man
our best position player pitcher??
Sources: Chas McCormick has been outrighted by the Houston Astros to make more room on the 40-man roster.
McCormick will forever have a spot in Houston fans hearts with his huge catch in the 2022 World Series, as well as the Chas Chomp.
McCormick will forever have a spot in Houston fans hearts with his huge catch in the 2022 World Series, as well as the Chas Chomp.
November 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
our best position player pitcher??
just watched a pastor, an English professor, and a gentleman in his 80s collectively miss a Travis Scott question on jeopardy. that’s the stuff.
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
just watched a pastor, an English professor, and a gentleman in his 80s collectively miss a Travis Scott question on jeopardy. that’s the stuff.
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I'll let you know when I start processing stuff again
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'll let you know when I start processing stuff again
I hope doordash in particular knows that every one of their commercials re-radicalizes me
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I hope doordash in particular knows that every one of their commercials re-radicalizes me
if the phrase “aloof wife” is doing it for you, hello
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
if the phrase “aloof wife” is doing it for you, hello
I know everyone already had their “Dept Q is so good” moment but it took me a few tries to get far enough into the 1st episode to get hooked. but it’s so good and the first season ends with a radical face song which is nearly always good for bonus points in my book.
November 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I know everyone already had their “Dept Q is so good” moment but it took me a few tries to get far enough into the 1st episode to get hooked. but it’s so good and the first season ends with a radical face song which is nearly always good for bonus points in my book.
how is it that I’m just now learning Hilary Duff is from Houston
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
how is it that I’m just now learning Hilary Duff is from Houston
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parents 8 years from now: yoshinobu yamamoto you go to your room this instant!
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
parents 8 years from now: yoshinobu yamamoto you go to your room this instant!
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this is the game seven-est game seven
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
this is the game seven-est game seven