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Allison
@ajoff.bsky.social
· Nov 8
hi friends! if you’re a new follower wondering what it is I post about: great! we have that in common
ok THIS better be the best one second of football I’ve ever seen
this better be the best one second of football I’ve ever seen
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
ok THIS better be the best one second of football I’ve ever seen
this better be the best one second of football I’ve ever seen
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
this better be the best one second of football I’ve ever seen
I got home right before the fg to tie it at 34 and I still feel like I lived through an entire quarter
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I got home right before the fg to tie it at 34 and I still feel like I lived through an entire quarter
“Four turnovers. Hard to win like that.” -my dad
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
“Four turnovers. Hard to win like that.” -my dad
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through nearly 7 quarters of football teams from Texas have scored a combined 3 points this playoff
January 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
through nearly 7 quarters of football teams from Texas have scored a combined 3 points this playoff
there’s nothing quite like listening to an old guy from Texas say “bulllsheeeit”
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
there’s nothing quite like listening to an old guy from Texas say “bulllsheeeit”
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Everyone is raving about this show Proboscis or something
December 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Everyone is raving about this show Proboscis or something
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Mumford devouring his Sons
August 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Mumford devouring his Sons
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time to order a couple copies of "Why Porch Thieves Have Weird Genitalia" for them
December 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
time to order a couple copies of "Why Porch Thieves Have Weird Genitalia" for them
my latest stolen package was @philipchristman.bsky.social’s Why Christians Should be Leftists
Had a package either stolen or mis-delivered & someone is in for a good time with this bad boy
December 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
my latest stolen package was @philipchristman.bsky.social’s Why Christians Should be Leftists
ok. I’m doing it. I’m going to take a shower. Posting it means it’ll happen. I’m going right now. I’m getting off the couch in 3…2…
December 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
ok. I’m doing it. I’m going to take a shower. Posting it means it’ll happen. I’m going right now. I’m getting off the couch in 3…2…
[“karma is my boyfriend” voice] 8:30 is my bedtime
December 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
[“karma is my boyfriend” voice] 8:30 is my bedtime
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5600 tampons isn’t even that many. that’d last a lady astronaut like a week in space
December 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
5600 tampons isn’t even that many. that’d last a lady astronaut like a week in space
and all of that time you thought I was sad / I was trying to remember your name
I always associate this song with the days after Christmas. Anyway, it’s also beautiful.
Stars - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead
YouTube video by StarsVEVO
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
and all of that time you thought I was sad / I was trying to remember your name
in my parents’ living room yelling TERRIBLE IDEA TERRIBLE IDEA TERRIBLE IDEA at my brothers
December 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
in my parents’ living room yelling TERRIBLE IDEA TERRIBLE IDEA TERRIBLE IDEA at my brothers
one of the nieces (13) got tattoo markers, merry christmas to me
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
one of the nieces (13) got tattoo markers, merry christmas to me
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my mom said to tell you this
January 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
my mom said to tell you this
just now coming to the realization that I need an outfit for Family Photos
December 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
just now coming to the realization that I need an outfit for Family Photos
having myself a merry little naptime
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
having myself a merry little naptime
eating these bad boys under the mistletoe
December 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
eating these bad boys under the mistletoe
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Viral coffee hole
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Viral coffee hole