AshleyTellsJokes
@ashleyzoerner.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comedian / Writer / Traveler / Photographer / Social Media Manager / NOLA Dweller / Occasional Dinner Maker
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They sold you a future. Then outsourced it, privatized it, and billed you for the pieces.
It’s not that the system’s failing; it’s that you were never meant to win.
It’s not that the system’s failing; it’s that you were never meant to win.
June 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
They sold you a future. Then outsourced it, privatized it, and billed you for the pieces.
It’s not that the system’s failing; it’s that you were never meant to win.
It’s not that the system’s failing; it’s that you were never meant to win.
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We got Bruce Springsteen and they got Kid Rock. We are not the same!
May 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
We got Bruce Springsteen and they got Kid Rock. We are not the same!
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I cried, so now y’all can too. Mr. Riddick graduated at 80 years old! It’s never too late, and this is important as I constantly doubt myself. 💙💙💙 congratulations to you sir!!!
May 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I cried, so now y’all can too. Mr. Riddick graduated at 80 years old! It’s never too late, and this is important as I constantly doubt myself. 💙💙💙 congratulations to you sir!!!
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This kid runs circles around the reporter
May 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This kid runs circles around the reporter
Me showing my friends the guy I’ve been talking to because he made me laugh and has a good personality.
May 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Me showing my friends the guy I’ve been talking to because he made me laugh and has a good personality.
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Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media.
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
May 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Linda McMahon wrote Harvard a letter to which they responded by noting areas that are in need of corrections and then posted it on social media.
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
Great job Harvard!👏👏👏
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When he faced zero consequences for 1/6, stole classified documents, got 34 felony convictions that he didn't serve any time for, and was allowed to run again, everyone should've known this country was cooked.
April 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
When he faced zero consequences for 1/6, stole classified documents, got 34 felony convictions that he didn't serve any time for, and was allowed to run again, everyone should've known this country was cooked.
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Try not to laugh.
April 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Try not to laugh.
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Cory Booker has officially taken over the Senate floor for over 20 hours to call out Trump’s assault on the Constitution.
And is still going.
And is still going.
Cory Booker is doing something incredible on the Senate floor. If you're not watching, you need to watch: www.youtube.com/live/Ej6locU...
LIVE: Cory Booker goes for floor speech RECORD
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
www.youtube.com
April 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Cory Booker has officially taken over the Senate floor for over 20 hours to call out Trump’s assault on the Constitution.
And is still going.
And is still going.
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BREAKING: President Donald Trump aims to reshape the Smithsonian museums and zoo with an order targeting funding to programs with "improper ideology."
Trump executive order on Smithsonian targets funding to programs with 'improper ideology'
President Donald Trump has issued an executive order on the Smithsonian Institution that targets funding to programs that contain what he calls “divisive narratives” and “improper ideology.”
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March 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
BREAKING: President Donald Trump aims to reshape the Smithsonian museums and zoo with an order targeting funding to programs with "improper ideology."
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Just realized the word “upon” is “up” and “on” mushed together and I’m so mad
March 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just realized the word “upon” is “up” and “on” mushed together and I’m so mad
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This was always the plan. They are "increasing the number of employees" by firing Feds, destroying schools, "loosening" child labor laws, and banning abortion. When will we accept that the Republican/oligarch plan is make us their cheap labor forever?
March 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This was always the plan. They are "increasing the number of employees" by firing Feds, destroying schools, "loosening" child labor laws, and banning abortion. When will we accept that the Republican/oligarch plan is make us their cheap labor forever?
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The Trump administration's erasure of federal data has put the Internet Archive in the spotlight. The organization, with its small but mighty team, is working to help save the world's digital history.
Humming along in an old church, the Internet Archive is more relevant than ever
The Trump administration's erasure of federal data has put the Internet Archive in the spotlight. The organization, with its small but mighty team, is working to help save the world's digital history.
www.npr.org
March 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The Trump administration's erasure of federal data has put the Internet Archive in the spotlight. The organization, with its small but mighty team, is working to help save the world's digital history.
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Every country should structure its legal and regulatory systems as a series of traps that guarantee someone like Elon Musk would end up in prison before he ever got rich
March 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Every country should structure its legal and regulatory systems as a series of traps that guarantee someone like Elon Musk would end up in prison before he ever got rich
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Make America Great Again?
America was great when it:
•had allies
•helped the downtrodden
•defended the defenseless
•was affordable
•welcomed the unwashed masses
•protected its natural beauty
•was home of the free and the brave
•was admired far and wide
•was the "dream"
We are no longer great.
America was great when it:
•had allies
•helped the downtrodden
•defended the defenseless
•was affordable
•welcomed the unwashed masses
•protected its natural beauty
•was home of the free and the brave
•was admired far and wide
•was the "dream"
We are no longer great.
March 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Make America Great Again?
America was great when it:
•had allies
•helped the downtrodden
•defended the defenseless
•was affordable
•welcomed the unwashed masses
•protected its natural beauty
•was home of the free and the brave
•was admired far and wide
•was the "dream"
We are no longer great.
America was great when it:
•had allies
•helped the downtrodden
•defended the defenseless
•was affordable
•welcomed the unwashed masses
•protected its natural beauty
•was home of the free and the brave
•was admired far and wide
•was the "dream"
We are no longer great.
Call your representatives, go to city hall meetings, we can’t loose steam. Their plan only works if we lose steam. #PresidentsDayProtest #Resist
February 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Call your representatives, go to city hall meetings, we can’t loose steam. Their plan only works if we lose steam. #PresidentsDayProtest #Resist
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When Republicans start openly complaining about how Trump’s cuts are hurting them, complain WITH them. Use it to create a reason to push back against TRUMP, not each other.
The numbers for the resistance are going to have to be more weighted for democracy than the election results were.
The numbers for the resistance are going to have to be more weighted for democracy than the election results were.
February 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
When Republicans start openly complaining about how Trump’s cuts are hurting them, complain WITH them. Use it to create a reason to push back against TRUMP, not each other.
The numbers for the resistance are going to have to be more weighted for democracy than the election results were.
The numbers for the resistance are going to have to be more weighted for democracy than the election results were.
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Convicted Conman Ends Bribery and Corruption Laws
February 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Convicted Conman Ends Bribery and Corruption Laws
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'They attack disabled, migrants, travellers, homeless - next they attack you"
Spotted in Liverpool, UK
Spotted in Liverpool, UK
February 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
'They attack disabled, migrants, travellers, homeless - next they attack you"
Spotted in Liverpool, UK
Spotted in Liverpool, UK