Ashley
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Ashley
@ashleyhern.bsky.social
Increasingly concerning and delirious updates. KCMO. RDMS/RVT
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iced coffee with 6 shots of espresso down my gullet
October 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Love this count we have going lmfao embarrassing
ISRAELI MILITARY ISSUES ANOTHER WARNING OF INCOMING MISSILES FROM IRAN, SIXTH ALERT SINCE TRUMP-ANNOUNCED CEASEFIRE
June 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.
June 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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2025 AL Pitching WAR Leaders

Kris Bubic (3.1)
Max Fried (2.7)
Nathan Eovaldi (2.5)
Garrett Crochet (2.4)

All Leaders: https://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/AL/2025-pitching-leaders.shtml
May 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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you ever think about how every decade used to have a really distinct cultural identity but for the last twenty years it’s just been like…iphones and depression?
May 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
WOKE POPE 👊🏻 🇺🇸🔥
May 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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This isnt the way I wanted Caillou to go out.
May 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I blame George W. Bush. He softened America up to the idea that we could have someone stupid in the White House and things would still function.
April 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
March 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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nightmare group chat
March 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Circling back on this…
March 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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all of history is a struggle between guys who go “oh shit that’s crazy” and guys who say “that seems fake”
March 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Watching the joint address of Congress, it's pretty clear that there will be no bipartisan anything for, perhaps, generations.
March 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Personally it feels like the US is trying to gamble with WWIII
BREAKING: President Trump and VP Vance chastise Ukrainian President Zelenskyy, calling him "disrespectful" in Oval Office meeting.

"You're gambling with World War III," Trump says. "You've got to be more thankful" because "you don't have the cards."
Trump tells Zelenskyy he's 'gambling' with World War III in a heated Oval Office exchange
During a bilateral Oval Office meeting, Trump, Vance and Zelenskyy raised their voices at each other, with the U.S. president and vice president asking Zelensky
www.nbcnews.com
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I hate everyone :)
February 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
February 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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No shit.
February 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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For all who need this today.

(from 'Meister Eckhart's Book of Darkness and Light')
February 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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The Usher halftime show came and went...
Rih announced a pregnancy during hers and it lasted one business day...

We on Day 5 of heated discussion abt Kendrick's halftime show.

5.
Whole.
Days.
And.
Counting.

...but I'm supposed to believe it was trash.
February 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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#MOHB955: Authorizes a state sales tax exemption for the purchase of diapers, incontinence products, and feminine hygiene products
Status: Read Second Time (H) 2025-01-22
Sponsor: Pattie Mansur (D) HD-025
More Info
HB955: Authorizes a state sales tax exemption for the purchase of diapers, incontinence products, and feminine hygiene products
documents.house.mo.gov
February 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
We’re tripping over the bar
February 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Pitchers and catchers, but not in a dirty way
February 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Don’t forget to donate to Planned Parenthood in kicky boy Harrison Butker’s honor, for every extra point scored!

www.plannedparenthood.org/get-involved...
Ways to Give and Donate to Planned Parenthood
There are many ways to donate to Planned Parenthood including one-time, monthly and honorary giving. Or choose to donate to a specific organization.
www.plannedparenthood.org
February 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM