Hagbard Celine
@asciidisco.bsky.social
He / Him. Just a mad man with 1 daughter, 3 cats, 7 chickens & a horse. Former orga owl of the Nightlybuild conference. IoT reverse engineer. Software Architect & Engineering Manager at Deutsche Telekom. „Die Dunkelheit darf niemals siegen“
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"Fucking magnets, how do they work?" asks Insane Clown grab-'em-by-the-Posse
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Trump Declares: ‘Nobody Knows What Magnets Are’
President Donald Trump went on yet another rant about magnets, this time telling reporters that "nobody knows" what they are.
www.yahoo.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"Fucking magnets, how do they work?" asks Insane Clown grab-'em-by-the-Posse
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Frictionless brain activity
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Frictionless brain activity
It’s always Florida
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It’s always Florida
After the recent MacOS “improvements” I’m giving Asahi Linux a try on my secondary machine.
A lot of things do work astonishingly well, but then you also have the “basics”, like a decent calendar app, mail client, missing discord & spotify apps etc.
Undecided at this point in time.
A lot of things do work astonishingly well, but then you also have the “basics”, like a decent calendar app, mail client, missing discord & spotify apps etc.
Undecided at this point in time.
October 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
After the recent MacOS “improvements” I’m giving Asahi Linux a try on my secondary machine.
A lot of things do work astonishingly well, but then you also have the “basics”, like a decent calendar app, mail client, missing discord & spotify apps etc.
Undecided at this point in time.
A lot of things do work astonishingly well, but then you also have the “basics”, like a decent calendar app, mail client, missing discord & spotify apps etc.
Undecided at this point in time.
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we are in a self-awareness crisis
October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
we are in a self-awareness crisis
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Good night.
Lots going on here. What is the woman looking at? What are the people outside looking at, and why is it different to what the woman is looking at? Why are they outside in the first place? Why place a hanging lamp there, hindering access to the drawers? Who is this demon?
Lots going on here. What is the woman looking at? What are the people outside looking at, and why is it different to what the woman is looking at? Why are they outside in the first place? Why place a hanging lamp there, hindering access to the drawers? Who is this demon?
October 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Good night.
Lots going on here. What is the woman looking at? What are the people outside looking at, and why is it different to what the woman is looking at? Why are they outside in the first place? Why place a hanging lamp there, hindering access to the drawers? Who is this demon?
Lots going on here. What is the woman looking at? What are the people outside looking at, and why is it different to what the woman is looking at? Why are they outside in the first place? Why place a hanging lamp there, hindering access to the drawers? Who is this demon?
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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CGN ✈️ MUC ✈️ DEL
Off to India then, brb.
Off to India then, brb.
October 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
CGN ✈️ MUC ✈️ DEL
Off to India then, brb.
Off to India then, brb.
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Just realized I hadn’t shared here yet:
I’m currently job-hunting 👋 If you hear of any exciting opportunities, I’d love to connect!
I’m currently job-hunting 👋 If you hear of any exciting opportunities, I’d love to connect!
October 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Just realized I hadn’t shared here yet:
I’m currently job-hunting 👋 If you hear of any exciting opportunities, I’d love to connect!
I’m currently job-hunting 👋 If you hear of any exciting opportunities, I’d love to connect!
I’m working on frontend code (like an actual proper website) for the first time in over a decade.
Browsers & CSS in particular have gotten so much better … I don’t feel even remotely compelled to use a preprocessor or something like that.
I’ve forgotten how much fun this is.
Browsers & CSS in particular have gotten so much better … I don’t feel even remotely compelled to use a preprocessor or something like that.
I’ve forgotten how much fun this is.
September 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m working on frontend code (like an actual proper website) for the first time in over a decade.
Browsers & CSS in particular have gotten so much better … I don’t feel even remotely compelled to use a preprocessor or something like that.
I’ve forgotten how much fun this is.
Browsers & CSS in particular have gotten so much better … I don’t feel even remotely compelled to use a preprocessor or something like that.
I’ve forgotten how much fun this is.
If you see this, post a concert picture you took
September 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you see this, post a concert picture you took
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You can now embed any captcha from I'm Not a Robot onto your site!
use it on your fintech site, b2b saas, edu platform, possibilities are endless
docs: neal.fun/not-a-robot/...
use it on your fintech site, b2b saas, edu platform, possibilities are endless
docs: neal.fun/not-a-robot/...
September 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You can now embed any captcha from I'm Not a Robot onto your site!
use it on your fintech site, b2b saas, edu platform, possibilities are endless
docs: neal.fun/not-a-robot/...
use it on your fintech site, b2b saas, edu platform, possibilities are endless
docs: neal.fun/not-a-robot/...
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 52% full.
September 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 52% full.
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Vibe coded, was it?
September 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Vibe coded, was it?
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You know the brand is strong when even the gotdamn SpaceX coke bricks managed to blow up and crash
Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil
Pilot dies after plane carrying 180kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in Brazil
www.independent.co.uk
September 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You know the brand is strong when even the gotdamn SpaceX coke bricks managed to blow up and crash
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"surely there couldn't be a stupider moral test for celebrities to disappoint me with than israel or harry potter"
*monkey's paw curls*
*monkey's paw curls*
Onstage at Wembley, Coldplay’s Chris Martin suggested that fans send love to Charlie Kirk’s family
Coldplay Suggest Fans Send Love To Charlie Kirk’s Family At Wembley
Who knew Coldplay concerts would end up causing so much controversy? In July, the tech CEO cheating with the head of HR at their Foxborough show and getting caught on the kiss cam was all everyone tal...
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September 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"surely there couldn't be a stupider moral test for celebrities to disappoint me with than israel or harry potter"
*monkey's paw curls*
*monkey's paw curls*
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WEEK 5 SCHEDULE
September 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
WEEK 5 SCHEDULE
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![Comic. [Building with large sign in front of it[ SIGN: Welcome to the *Biology Department* It has been [changeable sign: 3] days since we discovered something existentially horrifying about bugs that makes you question your whole reality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigvmzverlrjgqp4mazbkhm43fpvv2hdbkd2t2646dhihozrwdcy24@jpeg)
September 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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The greatest minds in history are on the case
September 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The greatest minds in history are on the case
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taking chatgpt up on its offer to show me how to load an IKEA SMÅSTAD bed in my RAV4.
September 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
taking chatgpt up on its offer to show me how to load an IKEA SMÅSTAD bed in my RAV4.
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New signed kitty cat comic prints now available
September 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
New signed kitty cat comic prints now available
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MY NEW ALBUM “BALATRO BANGERS” IS OUT!!!
I’ll be doing a 8 hour stream to celebrate its release at 3pm ET, but till then, GO CHECK IT OUT!
@playbalatro.com
I’ll be doing a 8 hour stream to celebrate its release at 3pm ET, but till then, GO CHECK IT OUT!
@playbalatro.com
September 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
MY NEW ALBUM “BALATRO BANGERS” IS OUT!!!
I’ll be doing a 8 hour stream to celebrate its release at 3pm ET, but till then, GO CHECK IT OUT!
@playbalatro.com
I’ll be doing a 8 hour stream to celebrate its release at 3pm ET, but till then, GO CHECK IT OUT!
@playbalatro.com
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Fellow @playbalatro.com Community! I have some very exciting news I’ll be sharing at 1pm ET tomorrow.
It’s been something in the works that MANY of you have asked me about over the last year of time on my covers, and yes… it’s streaming related.
Find out tomorrow!🃏💿🎵
It’s been something in the works that MANY of you have asked me about over the last year of time on my covers, and yes… it’s streaming related.
Find out tomorrow!🃏💿🎵
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September 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Fellow @playbalatro.com Community! I have some very exciting news I’ll be sharing at 1pm ET tomorrow.
It’s been something in the works that MANY of you have asked me about over the last year of time on my covers, and yes… it’s streaming related.
Find out tomorrow!🃏💿🎵
It’s been something in the works that MANY of you have asked me about over the last year of time on my covers, and yes… it’s streaming related.
Find out tomorrow!🃏💿🎵