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Asalvus
@asalvus.bsky.social
150 followers 190 following 310 posts
(He/Him) Shitpost Aficionado, Furry Commissioner, Alleged Grad Student, here for the memes.
I get art sometimes: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/asalvus
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sundogscoops.bsky.social
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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mommasmenagerie.bsky.social
Today only!

Also something funky is happening with my Quantities because of this discount 🙄 The shopping cart will tell you if you have gone over the quantity that's available
mommasmenagerie.bsky.social Moody Momma's Menagerie @mommasmenagerie.bsky.social · 24d
I'm running site wide special for Small Business Saturday tomorrow!
Get 25% off your order of $25 or more!
No coupon code needed

Only at www.MoodyMommasMenagerie.com

#SmallBusinessSaturday #ShopSmall #SupportSmall #HandmadeGifts #FurryOwned #SoapShop #SugarScrub #FursuitSpray #SoyCandle #BodySpray
A blue gradient background with text that says "Small Business Saturday. 25% off orders over $25. 11/29 only. No coupon code needed! Only at www.MoodyMommasMenagerie.com" Two bottles of body & fabric spray in Kirin Tears, a blend of jasmine, sandalwood, patchouli, rose, balsam, vertiver, neroli, cinnamon, citrus and musk. Two jars of sugar scrub in Shooting Stars, a blend of lavender, cedar leaf and amber. The jar on the right is turned to show the natural color of the turbinado based scrub Four soaps are stacked on the left to show the swirly top design, with one bar on the right showing the side stamped with "Moody Momma's Menagerie" and a crescent moon. They are Hoodie Season, scented in a crisp blend of eucalyptus, spearmint, juniper, sage, changing autumn leaves and a hint of woods.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
asalvus.bsky.social
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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aakosir.bsky.social
Peeps said they were interested so I made the exchange

www.elfster.com/gift-exchang...
Secret Santa Website & Gift Exchange App For 2025 | Elfster
Use our free gift exchange generator to invite friends, family, or coworkers to a secret gift exchange online! Draw names and shop gifts all within Elfster.
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November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
asalvus.bsky.social
Been kinda down the last week or two, so I challenged myself to model some holiday decor! Made the model in SolidWorks and I'm really happy with how it turned out!
A 3D printed Jack-o-lantern with a battery powered tea light inside held in front of a beige carpet
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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mommasmenagerie.bsky.social
Let's support small businesses and skip the giant corporations who are doing juuuuuust fine, profiting from and even funding the current political climate

You'll find unique handmade gifts for bath, body and home at
www.MoodyMommasMenagerie.com

#ShopSmall #BSNM #FurryOwned #SoyCandles #SoapShop
Two jars of sugar scrubs, with one turned to show the natural color of the turbinado sugar. They're scented in Shooting Stars, a blend of lavender, cedar leaf and amber Rose Quartz soaps, with four stacked on the left to show the top design and a single bar sitting on the right to show the bar design. They're topped with biodegradable eco glitter Two bottles of body & fabric sprays in Sweet Dreams, a cashmere type fragrance with notes of cocoa butter, amber, tonka beans, warm spices, sweet coconut, cedarwood and sandalwood Wolf Mother candles, a berry and sage fragrance. There are three different sizes of candles each colored a light purple
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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kateneely.bsky.social
my therapist: sometimes you simply have to experience an emotion instead of thinking about it
me, nodding sagely: and then it goes away
therapist: well not necessarily
me, shaking my head furiously: no, I don't like that
kendrawcandraw.bsky.social Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · Oct 13
Me: I just don't understand why I can't just out-think my anxiety and emotions and simply react and respond in the most ideal way every single time and never feel bad
My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*
October 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
asalvus.bsky.social
AAAAAAAA
October 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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trashbambi.bsky.social
2025 Furry Species Census Servy

Once again I bring you a furry species census!

The last time I did this in 2023 y'all submitted over 10,000 characters! I wonder if we'll beat that this time?

Survey: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Formatted Results: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
2025 Furry Species Census Survey
October 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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mommasmenagerie.bsky.social
Today's the day!
Bubbling Brew, Acid Rain, Atomic Sunrise, Apple Cider Doughnuts, Good Soup, Pumpkin Pickin' and Leaf Peeping are now available at www.MoodyMommasMenagerie.com

#SoapShop #ShopSmall #SmallBusiness #ArtisanSoap #FurryOwned #Autumn #FallVibes #VeganSoap #HalloweenSoap
TikTok video by Kamilla
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October 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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larrynemecek.bsky.social
“AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society, and our descendants will be digging it out for generations.”
jbau.bsky.social JB_AU @jbau.bsky.social · Sep 28
This whole section really.
Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job. AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:
September 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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puppyhijinx.bsky.social
finished YCH
ko-fi.com/c/ebc229569e

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#digitalart #furryart #furry #sfwart #art #digitalartwork #artshare #puppyhijinx #artshare #ych #halloween]
PUPPYHIJINX: Synx sitting in a pumpkin
September 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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puppyhijinx.bsky.social
finished YCH
ko-fi.com/c/ebc229569e

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#digitalart #furryart #furry #sfwart #art #digitalartwork #artshare #puppyhijinx #artshare #ych #halloween]
PUPPYHIJINX: Fennec sitting in a pumpkin
September 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
Kash Patel’s FBI puts two pounds of methamphetamine in the incinerator at an animal shelter, sending 14 people to the hospital, and exposing some 75 cats and dogs to the narcotic. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Animal shelter evacuated after FBI incinerates meth at facility
Fourteen staff were hospitalised and 75 cats and dogs evacuated.
www.bbc.com
September 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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klaora.bsky.social
I've been struggling with art and need a quick "win."

I'm offering one icon at $10, finished within 48 hours of ordering.
You can choose the expression, but there are no WIPs for this one due to the low price and fast turnaround.

Order here if interested. :) Thank you!
ko-fi.com/c/5d0bcbcf55
Character Icon
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
ko-fi.com
September 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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mommasmenagerie.bsky.social
Speakeasy, a spicy and sophisticated blend of clove leaf and peppercorn, with notes of lavender, orange zest, warm bourbon accord, leather and amberwood.

www.moodymommasmenagerie.com/product/spea...

#SoapShop #HandmadeSoap #ShopSmall #FurryShop #FurryArtisan
On the left four bars of dark gray soaps are stacked on their side to show the textured top with a dusting of bronze colored, ethically sourced mica powder. On the right is a single bar of the dark gray soap A top down shot of five of the dark grey soaps with a dusting of bronze colored, ethically sourced mica colorant
September 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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kagogi.bsky.social
Apparently, the scene got upgraded.
www.reddit.com/r/dragoncon/...
September 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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rodger.bsky.social
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
onestpress.onestnetwork.com Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · Aug 26
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
Btw, I remember there being some anxieties around folks expressing their opinions during primaries.

Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross.

Protect trans folks.
August 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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emeline.bsky.social
If you have a story about using the Wayback Machine, the @archive.org wants to hear from you docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Be Part of the Celebration: RSVP & Share Your Wayback Story
As the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine approaches the incredible milestone of 1 trillion web pages archived, we want to hear from the people who make the web meaningful: you. Tell us how you want t...
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August 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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baddestmamajama.bsky.social
If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it:

Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
August 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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squeakitties.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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hillrat.bsky.social
One caller tells this magazine that they called the hotline so that they could recommend that the second Trump administration “eat my entire asshole.”
June 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM