Asalvus
@asalvus.bsky.social
(He/Him) Shitpost Aficionado, Furry Commissioner, Alleged Grad Student, here for the memes.
I get art sometimes: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/asalvus
I get art sometimes: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/asalvus
Blegh, yeah, that guy sounds like a dick...
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Blegh, yeah, that guy sounds like a dick...
We're social creatures that rely on each other to function, it's in everyone's best interest to look out for everyone else and public schools are a great way to do that.
December 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
We're social creatures that rely on each other to function, it's in everyone's best interest to look out for everyone else and public schools are a great way to do that.
Oh no, ear infections suck... hope that gets treated easily and everyone avoids picking up anything new!
December 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Oh no, ear infections suck... hope that gets treated easily and everyone avoids picking up anything new!
Yikes, yeah... Do they not know that edible/biodegradable glitter exists?
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Yikes, yeah... Do they not know that edible/biodegradable glitter exists?
At least it's a good baseline, but 3 hours a day is not enough...
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
At least it's a good baseline, but 3 hours a day is not enough...
One of the classic blunders.
December 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
One of the classic blunders.
You're welcome, Merry (Early) Christmas! Glad everything got there safely.
December 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You're welcome, Merry (Early) Christmas! Glad everything got there safely.
Poor kiddo, I hope they feel better soon!
December 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Poor kiddo, I hope they feel better soon!
You remember [PRODUCT], right? Surely this birthday message endears you to [PRODUCT]? Perhaps you would like [PRODUCT] to celebrate this day?
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You remember [PRODUCT], right? Surely this birthday message endears you to [PRODUCT]? Perhaps you would like [PRODUCT] to celebrate this day?
Oh no, poor thing! Heh, hope she's doing okay...
December 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh no, poor thing! Heh, hope she's doing okay...
Yikes... Yeah, that's disappointing, especially for a place that's supposed to be selling small business/local goods. Man the modern world gives you so many ways to learn people kinda suck sometimes.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Yikes... Yeah, that's disappointing, especially for a place that's supposed to be selling small business/local goods. Man the modern world gives you so many ways to learn people kinda suck sometimes.
Like that time tucker carlson got upset because he didn't find the green m&m sexy after the redesign!
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Like that time tucker carlson got upset because he didn't find the green m&m sexy after the redesign!
Score! How'd day one of the new gig go? Kiddos handle everything okay?
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Score! How'd day one of the new gig go? Kiddos handle everything okay?
Nice, glad it worked out!
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Nice, glad it worked out!
Oops! Heh, were you able to rescue it or are you trying a surprise new recipe?
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Oops! Heh, were you able to rescue it or are you trying a surprise new recipe?
Yikes, that's a bit much...
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Yikes, that's a bit much...
I like video for scripted content, but I'm good with just talking heads for conversational/podcasty stuff. Nice to have something to see for expressions and gesticulations, but I'm usually second-monitoring stuff like that.
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I like video for scripted content, but I'm good with just talking heads for conversational/podcasty stuff. Nice to have something to see for expressions and gesticulations, but I'm usually second-monitoring stuff like that.