Artie
@artielazarus.bsky.social
“once again refused a pierogi”
Sending videos of Nurnberg to Bari Weiss
December 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Sending videos of Nurnberg to Bari Weiss
Christopher Anderson deserves every prize available for this issue
Photographer Christopher Anderson captures Marco Rubio looking down into hell, as if puzzling out which circle he'll be in.
December 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Christopher Anderson deserves every prize available for this issue
„…psychotic musk…“ - Sarah Longwell.
a woman in a suit and pearls is looking at something
ALT: a woman in a suit and pearls is looking at something
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
„…psychotic musk…“ - Sarah Longwell.
Ricoh, you have ruined ScanSnap. Your installer is straight out of 2007 and is the update I skip the most b/c it's so tedious. And you're updating your Privacy Policy (down-dating would be a better term) more than your software. Congrats on your "2025 Most Enshitified Once-Great Product" award
December 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ricoh, you have ruined ScanSnap. Your installer is straight out of 2007 and is the update I skip the most b/c it's so tedious. And you're updating your Privacy Policy (down-dating would be a better term) more than your software. Congrats on your "2025 Most Enshitified Once-Great Product" award
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Show me a monster that wasn't made by America and I'll show you a monster that was made by a monster made by America.
December 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Show me a monster that wasn't made by America and I'll show you a monster that was made by a monster made by America.
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
The right wing is doing a lot of work setting up the justification for sending rods-from-god down on billionaire yachts from space in a Dem administration given any smidge of a possibility there’s a dime bag aboard
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The right wing is doing a lot of work setting up the justification for sending rods-from-god down on billionaire yachts from space in a Dem administration given any smidge of a possibility there’s a dime bag aboard
Search for anything with measurement specificity on Amazon, get pages of spon-con of things that you literally cannot use for the purpose you came to amazon for.
"Green Solid Copper THHN wire", "¼-20 black screws"
That's all the proof you need of the enshitification hypothesis
"Green Solid Copper THHN wire", "¼-20 black screws"
That's all the proof you need of the enshitification hypothesis
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Search for anything with measurement specificity on Amazon, get pages of spon-con of things that you literally cannot use for the purpose you came to amazon for.
"Green Solid Copper THHN wire", "¼-20 black screws"
That's all the proof you need of the enshitification hypothesis
"Green Solid Copper THHN wire", "¼-20 black screws"
That's all the proof you need of the enshitification hypothesis
I love iOS 26 cus I miss rebooting like Windows XP. That’s definitely what was missing from mobile OSes. Oh and having some Liquid Glass overlay bullshit obscuring the text you actually need to see
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I love iOS 26 cus I miss rebooting like Windows XP. That’s definitely what was missing from mobile OSes. Oh and having some Liquid Glass overlay bullshit obscuring the text you actually need to see
Gather round, angry millennials, and let me tell you tales of the American Medical Association…
this would like change my life and FUCK DENTISTS TOOTH COPS ACAB
GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL
GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Gather round, angry millennials, and let me tell you tales of the American Medical Association…
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A video from inside a Border Patrol vehicle shows agents chasing a US citizen for filming them. The citizen refused to get out when they illegally ordered him to stop. The agents say: "This is great." "This is fun." "He's going to get shot."
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A video from inside a Border Patrol vehicle shows agents chasing a US citizen for filming them. The citizen refused to get out when they illegally ordered him to stop. The agents say: "This is great." "This is fun." "He's going to get shot."
www.juneauindependent.com/post/coast-g... I’m looking forward to the Reverse Rapture, which is my Grandpa and all his buddies coming back to beat the reasons it’s a hate symbol back into y’all
Coast Guard says swastika is no longer a hate symbol
The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, an emblem of fascism and white supremacy inextricably linked to the murder of millions of Jews and that more than 400,000 U.S. troops died fi...
www.juneauindependent.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
www.juneauindependent.com/post/coast-g... I’m looking forward to the Reverse Rapture, which is my Grandpa and all his buddies coming back to beat the reasons it’s a hate symbol back into y’all
@schumer.senate.gov visited my high school during his first term in the Senate.
I'm now old enough to get regular colonoscopies.
Fuck. This. Gerontocracy.
I'm now old enough to get regular colonoscopies.
Fuck. This. Gerontocracy.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
@schumer.senate.gov visited my high school during his first term in the Senate.
I'm now old enough to get regular colonoscopies.
Fuck. This. Gerontocracy.
I'm now old enough to get regular colonoscopies.
Fuck. This. Gerontocracy.
Fuck @schumer.senate.gov
Scientists Struggle to Find Purpose of Chuck Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Fuck @schumer.senate.gov
The only thing worse than macOS Tahoe/iOS 26 is Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The only thing worse than macOS Tahoe/iOS 26 is Chuck Schumer.
When Congress makes you wonder whether should just go extinct, go use Apple Music and remove all doubt.
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When Congress makes you wonder whether should just go extinct, go use Apple Music and remove all doubt.
My contacts were 20% more expensive than last year.
Who to blame, who to blame…. Obama? No. Trans kids? Perhaps but maybe not.
I’m going with the triglyceride tangerine in the White House…what’s left of it
Who to blame, who to blame…. Obama? No. Trans kids? Perhaps but maybe not.
I’m going with the triglyceride tangerine in the White House…what’s left of it
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My contacts were 20% more expensive than last year.
Who to blame, who to blame…. Obama? No. Trans kids? Perhaps but maybe not.
I’m going with the triglyceride tangerine in the White House…what’s left of it
Who to blame, who to blame…. Obama? No. Trans kids? Perhaps but maybe not.
I’m going with the triglyceride tangerine in the White House…what’s left of it
Mamdani quoting Mario Cuomo in his victory speech
a young man wearing a santa hat is sitting in front of a microphone in front of a piano .
ALT: a young man wearing a santa hat is sitting in front of a microphone in front of a piano .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Mamdani quoting Mario Cuomo in his victory speech
Nationalize LinkedIn etc and make it an administration’s KPI in every election how well they get jobs for anyone who wants one.
Treating UE as exogenous when it now strongly hinges on social-media-modeled advertising platforms and revenue from engagement metrics is a failure of capitalism
Treating UE as exogenous when it now strongly hinges on social-media-modeled advertising platforms and revenue from engagement metrics is a failure of capitalism
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Nationalize LinkedIn etc and make it an administration’s KPI in every election how well they get jobs for anyone who wants one.
Treating UE as exogenous when it now strongly hinges on social-media-modeled advertising platforms and revenue from engagement metrics is a failure of capitalism
Treating UE as exogenous when it now strongly hinges on social-media-modeled advertising platforms and revenue from engagement metrics is a failure of capitalism
If you send me a sale email showcasing particular products, and I click on those products in the email, and it doesn’t take me **directly** to that exact product, you should be tossed into a volcano
November 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If you send me a sale email showcasing particular products, and I click on those products in the email, and it doesn’t take me **directly** to that exact product, you should be tossed into a volcano
Ah yes. Mark 3:16.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ah yes. Mark 3:16.
“What if we made our $1000+ phones and overpriced laptops unusable?” - OS 26 kickoff meeting
October 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“What if we made our $1000+ phones and overpriced laptops unusable?” - OS 26 kickoff meeting