Artie
@artielazarus.bsky.social
“once again refused a pierogi”
For anyone in the comments experiencing this “why do my Dems feel like a Republican minor league team?”
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
For anyone in the comments experiencing this “why do my Dems feel like a Republican minor league team?”
In case you* were wondering, how we're going to fund $20B bailouts to Argentina and $230M civil suit payouts / ballroom building, is apparently by skimming salary and annual raises from doctors and nurses treating Veterans, backed up by threatening their managers
@marisakabas.bsky.social
@marisakabas.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
In case you* were wondering, how we're going to fund $20B bailouts to Argentina and $230M civil suit payouts / ballroom building, is apparently by skimming salary and annual raises from doctors and nurses treating Veterans, backed up by threatening their managers
@marisakabas.bsky.social
@marisakabas.bsky.social
Me when I come out of my office carrying another oddly tiny keyboard I just finished soldering
September 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Me when I come out of my office carrying another oddly tiny keyboard I just finished soldering
Something something rhymes
September 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Something something rhymes
Give me a 6ep web series on Erskine Semaj with Pierro Niel-Mee.
September 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Give me a 6ep web series on Erskine Semaj with Pierro Niel-Mee.
Grandma: "What do we do now?"
Grandpa:
Grandpa:
September 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Grandma: "What do we do now?"
Grandpa:
Grandpa:
Make America Gasp Again
September 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Make America Gasp Again
Breaking my farking finger here with my evergreen answer
August 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Breaking my farking finger here with my evergreen answer
"I voted for him because he's gonna be good for the economy"
It's so weird. I don't remember getting any emails at all from small businesses shutting down during the horrible 'Biden Economy', whether indirectly due to post-COVID slumps or as a direct consequence of their trade policies...
It's so weird. I don't remember getting any emails at all from small businesses shutting down during the horrible 'Biden Economy', whether indirectly due to post-COVID slumps or as a direct consequence of their trade policies...
August 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"I voted for him because he's gonna be good for the economy"
It's so weird. I don't remember getting any emails at all from small businesses shutting down during the horrible 'Biden Economy', whether indirectly due to post-COVID slumps or as a direct consequence of their trade policies...
It's so weird. I don't remember getting any emails at all from small businesses shutting down during the horrible 'Biden Economy', whether indirectly due to post-COVID slumps or as a direct consequence of their trade policies...
We’re doing Fantastic Fours?
July 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
We’re doing Fantastic Fours?
Also if you really have a throbknob for Columbus, just go to Seville, Spain. The sculpture there makes any weenie park thing seem silly anyway.
He’s still got a terrible legacy that shouldn’t be celebrated. But he’s not gonna come back and be mad about this NYC park thing when he’s got this tomb
He’s still got a terrible legacy that shouldn’t be celebrated. But he’s not gonna come back and be mad about this NYC park thing when he’s got this tomb
July 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Also if you really have a throbknob for Columbus, just go to Seville, Spain. The sculpture there makes any weenie park thing seem silly anyway.
He’s still got a terrible legacy that shouldn’t be celebrated. But he’s not gonna come back and be mad about this NYC park thing when he’s got this tomb
He’s still got a terrible legacy that shouldn’t be celebrated. But he’s not gonna come back and be mad about this NYC park thing when he’s got this tomb
Alpha males, help me out: how much preworkout do I need to take to gargle balls this hard? Would upping my creatine dose help tamp down my gag reflex? I mean not cus it’s particularly deep, it’s just 79 yrs of smegma and just a faint memory of Irish Spring
July 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Alpha males, help me out: how much preworkout do I need to take to gargle balls this hard? Would upping my creatine dose help tamp down my gag reflex? I mean not cus it’s particularly deep, it’s just 79 yrs of smegma and just a faint memory of Irish Spring