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Erin Appenzeller
@arsonistsnail.bsky.social
I write things and never set fires
(She/her)
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The decline in literacy is the result of a top-down class war.
We Used to Read Things in This Country | Noah McCormack
Technology changes us—and it is currently changing us for the worse.
thebaffler.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I need the book equivalent of the low jpeg family guy where people put on minxy outfits meme, might have to write it my self
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I bought airplane wifi so I could tell you that @alixeharrow.bsky.social’s THE EVERLASTING is a perfect goddamn book, also if you can see her on tour you absolutely should
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I have never been more glad in my life to be someone who reads the description of the album before listening because if i got jump scared by lin manuel miranda on the new mountain goats album i would have cancelled all my plans and went back to sleep
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
All this talk about baseball crossing my eyes is reminding me of the love of my life blaseball, blaseball i miss you come home
November 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Boo
October 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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We are now also the most official looking Taco Bell account on here and I would just like to let everyone know that eating Taco Bell makes you trans
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
May 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Badass Surgeon Puts On Fingerless Latex Gloves Before Operating
April 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Writers: gen ai is theft

Artists: gen ai is theft

Narrators: gen ai is theft

Environmentalists: gen ai is killing the planet

Scientists: gen ai is killing the planet

Tech bros: BUT MAKE BRAIN WORK MUCH HARD NEED MACHINE FOR BIG THOUGHT
April 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
ROYBV (sorry indigo) tbr moment
April 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Every time I’ve been forced against my will to see that stupid fucking photo of JKR & her cigar I’ve said “she looks like a cartoon villain” & I finally figured out which one
April 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Yeah the ai trained on stolen writing has punctuation marks commonly used by writers in it, the em dash is actually one of the most popular marks that you’ll see writers bouncing and moaning about, its elegant, its simple, its endorsed by Emily Dickinson and human people love to use it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
April 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Exactly how I been picturing them:
This is high art
April 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Die más. Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix.

tacobellquarterly.org/poem-in-the-...
November 14, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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A cursed amulet saved is a cursed amulet earned.
March 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Went to see The Day The Earth Blew Up alone so I could sit in the front row and become one with daffy duck 😌
March 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Intermezzo by Sally Rooney is just like that joke about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic whose up all night wondering if there is or is not a dog
February 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Sit next to the bathroom on the LIRR to establish DOMINANCE i’m not doing or saying anything but i know what youre up too in there
January 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Every Matt Maeson song goes “i wish i felt nothing, i think i feel nothing, i really should feel nothing, but instead i am overwhelmed with depression and self-loathing” and everytime i clap like shia at the end of the shia surprise
January 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I need to start getting into chuck tingle or else
December 13, 2024 at 7:16 PM