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Chef, writer, photographer and keeper of bad movie tastes. Secretly three gremlins in a trench coat.

Demon to some, angel to others.

My 2025 #Halloween movie recommendations: https://boxd.it/OgvKM
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He has the meats!
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
So for my cheat should it be:

1. pizza?

2. Pizza.

3. PIZZA!
a pizza sitting on top of a cardboard box
Alt: a pizza sitting on top of a cardboard box
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
That Yeesha/Desert Bird shirt…mmm. Totally getting that.
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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I'll just leave these here
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This is half a joke. I legitimately have an outline that is more expansive and wild because no one can top Joe Dante's zaniness.
Maybe I should focus my energy on my legacy sequel spec script for Innerspace.

Brainbound: Innerspace 2
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Maybe I should focus my energy on my legacy sequel spec script for Innerspace.

Brainbound: Innerspace 2
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’m pretty much expecting anyone and everyone to possibly be in the Epstein files, but the one that would make question reality is Alex Trebek.
a man in a suit and tie is holding a telephone in front of a microphone
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding a telephone in front of a microphone
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
“What if you favorite celebrity is in the Epstein files-“

If Hunter S Thompson had gone he would’ve written the most INSANE book exposing the whole thing.
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 AM
“I hope this email finds you well-“

*prolonged eldritch guttural growls while the desk shifts into an ever changing prisms of lard light and the floor is becoming a viewing glass for hell dimensions*
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Some wish to die on the battlefield.

I wish to die on an exploding toilet after eating Giga Thai Hot Evil Jungle Prince Curry from a joint called A Taste of Thai III.
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
All work and no play makes me want to go back to the dry storage and kick a 35 thing of canola oil and cry.
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
My homies are all from the Hollow Earth. You best not make fun of me or else your gonna feel the wrath of my Anunnaki allies!
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
On this our Spaceship Earth, the opossums are the janitors and the bats are the captains.
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Jesus, what if a shart went off like a shotgun blast?
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Thomas the Tank Engine is full of meat and organs but I can’t prove it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
A rotisserie chicken going Mach 8, mother fucker.
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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batman reading this post and crumpling the paper and the camera pans up to a map of the city. she is going to kill again
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is what I keep saying!

This is an anchor hanging off the Trump admin. The longer this takes the more unpopular Trump will become and the momentum to get ANYTHING done will be dead on arrival. This makes Trump's second term a lame duck not even a year in!
A 30-day clock on the Epstein files tells you everything.
If the truth was clean, they’d release it tomorrow.
A delay means damage control, redactions, and back-channel panic.
Watch who suddenly gets very quiet this month.
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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First Half Life, 3 Screenshots
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I find it interesting that the making of Half-life was like a National Lampoon style adventure of throwing shit at the wall whereas the making of Half-Life 2 was akin to a war story.
Really hard to not just go through Half-Life, Portal, Half-Life 2 and Portal 2 again. Something in the air around this time that gets me in a hard core Valve mood.
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Really hard to not just go through Half-Life, Portal, Half-Life 2 and Portal 2 again. Something in the air around this time that gets me in a hard core Valve mood.
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I love that @cyan.com sells the BIG mugs. Freaks like me love the BIG mugs.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM