Aris (third of their name)
@aristhethird.bsky.social
All-round nerd, special interest in sysadmin and infosec. She/they leftist blue-haired queer punk witch.
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By the way I wrote, shot, directed and edited this video in like 3 days and I'm really proud of it
Hey! Hi! Hello!
Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!
You can find it riiiiight
here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org
But what IS .meow?
Well!
Let us explain... with video!
Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!
You can find it riiiiight
here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org
But what IS .meow?
Well!
Let us explain... with video!
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
By the way I wrote, shot, directed and edited this video in like 3 days and I'm really proud of it
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Lmao it hasn't been an hour and a half and we're already at 4%
Hey! Hi! Hello!
Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!
You can find it riiiiight
here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org
But what IS .meow?
Well!
Let us explain... with video!
Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!
You can find it riiiiight
here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org
But what IS .meow?
Well!
Let us explain... with video!
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Lmao it hasn't been an hour and a half and we're already at 4%
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Hey! Hi! Hello!
Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!
You can find it riiiiight
here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org
But what IS .meow?
Well!
Let us explain... with video!
Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!
You can find it riiiiight
here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org
But what IS .meow?
Well!
Let us explain... with video!
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hey! Hi! Hello!
Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!
You can find it riiiiight
here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org
But what IS .meow?
Well!
Let us explain... with video!
Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!
You can find it riiiiight
here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org
But what IS .meow?
Well!
Let us explain... with video!
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When I'm asked what kind of friend groups I have:
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
When I'm asked what kind of friend groups I have:
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L for Lesbian
G for Gay
B for Bisexual
T for Terrorist
apparently
G for Gay
B for Bisexual
T for Terrorist
apparently
August 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
L for Lesbian
G for Gay
B for Bisexual
T for Terrorist
apparently
G for Gay
B for Bisexual
T for Terrorist
apparently
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Give someone a moisturizer, they'll be soft for a day
Get them on estrogen, and they'll be soft for a lifetime
Get them on estrogen, and they'll be soft for a lifetime
July 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Give someone a moisturizer, they'll be soft for a day
Get them on estrogen, and they'll be soft for a lifetime
Get them on estrogen, and they'll be soft for a lifetime
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REAL
July 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
REAL
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Me: "Getting my rabies shot, the shot that gives you sexy rabies"
Doctor at the clinic: "not what we're doing"
Me: "I can feel it working"
Dr: "if you bite me again I'll have to sedate you"
Me: "can you neuter me while you're at it?"
Doctor: "...sure"
Doctor at the clinic: "not what we're doing"
Me: "I can feel it working"
Dr: "if you bite me again I'll have to sedate you"
Me: "can you neuter me while you're at it?"
Doctor: "...sure"
July 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Me: "Getting my rabies shot, the shot that gives you sexy rabies"
Doctor at the clinic: "not what we're doing"
Me: "I can feel it working"
Dr: "if you bite me again I'll have to sedate you"
Me: "can you neuter me while you're at it?"
Doctor: "...sure"
Doctor at the clinic: "not what we're doing"
Me: "I can feel it working"
Dr: "if you bite me again I'll have to sedate you"
Me: "can you neuter me while you're at it?"
Doctor: "...sure"
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Idk about OOP but I fucking love sucking women's cocks so I see absolutely no problem here
July 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Idk about OOP but I fucking love sucking women's cocks so I see absolutely no problem here
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can I just say: women
July 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
can I just say: women
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And democracy cannot survive sections of the population being driven out of public.
You can't sacrifice us and keep your hands clean, no matter how shiny and comfortable the bathrooms you scrub them in are for you.
You can't sacrifice us and keep your hands clean, no matter how shiny and comfortable the bathrooms you scrub them in are for you.
July 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
And democracy cannot survive sections of the population being driven out of public.
You can't sacrifice us and keep your hands clean, no matter how shiny and comfortable the bathrooms you scrub them in are for you.
You can't sacrifice us and keep your hands clean, no matter how shiny and comfortable the bathrooms you scrub them in are for you.
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
T4T: 'tism for 'tism
June 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
T4T: 'tism for 'tism
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Floaters are tinnitus for your eyes
May 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Floaters are tinnitus for your eyes
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happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago
May 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
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Good morning to everyone up saying cis like a slur only
May 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Good morning to everyone up saying cis like a slur only
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Me: I'm so sorry that I'm actually the worst person alive.
My boyfriend, who is actually the best person alive: Babe, do you need me to make you some food?
My boyfriend, who is actually the best person alive: Babe, do you need me to make you some food?
April 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Me: I'm so sorry that I'm actually the worst person alive.
My boyfriend, who is actually the best person alive: Babe, do you need me to make you some food?
My boyfriend, who is actually the best person alive: Babe, do you need me to make you some food?
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I'm not fkn joking. Wrap yourself in blankets and call yourself sushi if that's what it takes. You deserve to be kind of precious sometimes if that's what you need. Make the creature noises when you're trying to get comfortable. Grumble when you're alone. Squeak when you yawn. Let the critter out.
February 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I'm not fkn joking. Wrap yourself in blankets and call yourself sushi if that's what it takes. You deserve to be kind of precious sometimes if that's what you need. Make the creature noises when you're trying to get comfortable. Grumble when you're alone. Squeak when you yawn. Let the critter out.
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No but it really fucking is
It's so fucking important to think of yourself as cute
April 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
No but it really fucking is