Perfectly captured.

It's not New Year's in America until we have our first mass casualty event. Congrats! Happy New Year! www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...

“kids keep living past the age of 5, because of woke” - a substantial chunk of the american public

"To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed...The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish…"

"More people died from homelessness than homicide in Nashville this year.”

A friend shared this photo from yesterday's memorial at Riverfront Park.

We MUST keep vaccines.
have you written your Senator to let them know?

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

[every night at 2:00am]

BRAIN: big-time zoomies
BODY: stay in my roomies
STOMACH: all-out consumies
ANXIETY: impending doomies

*sigh* we'll still write folksongs about him.

Indeed.

Nothing says “lead the Pentagon” like mommy making phone calls for her very good boy.

An advent calendar but instead of candy every day it’s just a message from a different person saying they’re not mad at you

At this point, I don't care about Kash Patel or Charles Kushner or RFK or Hegseth or any of them. Let Trump have his people, all of them. All the crooks and sycophants and psychos. This is what America voted for. Have at it, patriots.

The Tariff Act of 1930 was designed for protectionist trade. It imposed high tariffs on over 20,000 imported goods which led to retaliatory tariffs from other countries.

Why am I telling you this?

In case you're ever asked "what were the key contributors to the Great Depression?"

The mo' you know

This Day in Labor History: November 25, 1865. Mississippi created the first of the Black Codes. Designed to recreate slavery in all but name, this signified the white South’s massive resistance to the freeing of their labor force and the lengths to which it would go to tie workers down.

If someone tells you to smile, tell them to be more pleasing.

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

About to drop $525 to get this guy to make a video denouncing sexual assault and send it to Pete Hegseth.

Wish me luck.

I feel like not enough people know that Elon Musk first became wealthy by being so awful at running a company that his own management team mutinied when he went on his honeymoon; his own board of directors then fired him; and his replacement then turned the company into PayPal.

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