"Teacher, what does 'pussy' mean?". Me, "Ok, I'll write this on the board. There's basically 3 meanings.
Kitten/cat. As in 'pussycat'.
Coward. As in, 'Don't be a pussy and drink that beer'.
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"Teacher, what does 'pussy' mean?". Me, "Ok, I'll write this on the board. There's basically 3 meanings.
Kitten/cat. As in 'pussycat'.
Coward. As in, 'Don't be a pussy and drink that beer'.
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Conversation with a 7 year old Korean girl:
Me, Emily.
- Yes, I know.
Emily. E. M. I. L. Y.
- What? Are you upset about the untimely demise of Bob Crane as well?
E. M. I. L. Y. Emily!
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Conversation with a 7 year old Korean girl:
Me, Emily.
- Yes, I know.
Emily. E. M. I. L. Y.
- What? Are you upset about the untimely demise of Bob Crane as well?
E. M. I. L. Y. Emily!
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At the Palace of the Queen of Sheba (near Salalah, Oman). The guard asks, "What country?". I answer "USA". He says, "Your president is from 'Niger' and is black. I don't like him. What do you think of him?".
I wanted to say, "He's from Kenya and is Muslim" but it'd be lost on him.
At the Palace of the Queen of Sheba (near Salalah, Oman). The guard asks, "What country?". I answer "USA". He says, "Your president is from 'Niger' and is black. I don't like him. What do you think of him?".
I wanted to say, "He's from Kenya and is Muslim" but it'd be lost on him.
In class a student asked about my neighbors. I said I hadn't met any but they're quiet -- except the one that has super loud sex.
In class a student asked about my neighbors. I said I hadn't met any but they're quiet -- except the one that has super loud sex.
Coworker, "See that jacket? Rabbit fur. Very expensive!" Me, "Do they raise rabbits here?" Coworker, "What's rabbit?". He wasn't kidding. I love Korea!
Coworker, "See that jacket? Rabbit fur. Very expensive!" Me, "Do they raise rabbits here?" Coworker, "What's rabbit?". He wasn't kidding. I love Korea!
In class yesterday, I asked what a guy did for Xmas. His friend said "tok tok tok" (the masturbation noise). I said, "Oh solo sex. So you had a white Christmas?" The class was totally silent, yet I could hear a rim shot off in the distance.
In class yesterday, I asked what a guy did for Xmas. His friend said "tok tok tok" (the masturbation noise). I said, "Oh solo sex. So you had a white Christmas?" The class was totally silent, yet I could hear a rim shot off in the distance.
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