Nora
@arceus.gay
You have binders full of women. I have a binder full of tits. We are not the same.
Figured out how to heat up an MRE using a rock or something.
Got it pretty toasty considering that it's only 85°F out and cloudy.
Got it pretty toasty considering that it's only 85°F out and cloudy.
June 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Figured out how to heat up an MRE using a rock or something.
Got it pretty toasty considering that it's only 85°F out and cloudy.
Got it pretty toasty considering that it's only 85°F out and cloudy.
Fuck the Doritos Locos Tacos meme. I've eaten Pop-Tarts that outlasted the Confederacy.
June 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Fuck the Doritos Locos Tacos meme. I've eaten Pop-Tarts that outlasted the Confederacy.
This is silly, but I was up at like 3AM recently, and realized that 7/1/25, when replaced with the corresponding letters of the alphabet, spells "GAY".
This is why I never get anything done. 😮💨
Honestly, I can't think of a better year to tack an extra day onto Pride.
This is why I never get anything done. 😮💨
Honestly, I can't think of a better year to tack an extra day onto Pride.
June 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is silly, but I was up at like 3AM recently, and realized that 7/1/25, when replaced with the corresponding letters of the alphabet, spells "GAY".
This is why I never get anything done. 😮💨
Honestly, I can't think of a better year to tack an extra day onto Pride.
This is why I never get anything done. 😮💨
Honestly, I can't think of a better year to tack an extra day onto Pride.
I wonder how many eggs are gonna' crack now that they aren't stuck on 4chan.
April 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I wonder how many eggs are gonna' crack now that they aren't stuck on 4chan.
Reminder that the DMV probably doesn't know what frotting is.
April 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Reminder that the DMV probably doesn't know what frotting is.
If you aren't losing skateboarders to the river by the dozen, are you even urban planning?
April 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If you aren't losing skateboarders to the river by the dozen, are you even urban planning?
They should tariff the orcas and see what happens.
April 7, 2025 at 6:34 AM
They should tariff the orcas and see what happens.
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
@kvacm.bsky.social Is the full-size version of Torii City still available anywhere?
Also, is that the Swordfish II?
www.reddit.com/r/outrun/com...
Also, is that the Swordfish II?
www.reddit.com/r/outrun/com...
March 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
@kvacm.bsky.social Is the full-size version of Torii City still available anywhere?
Also, is that the Swordfish II?
www.reddit.com/r/outrun/com...
Also, is that the Swordfish II?
www.reddit.com/r/outrun/com...
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*deep inhale* these genders could not have been build by modern society. Not even with our most powerful laser technology could we have built genders such as those found in the ancient world. The only possible explanation for such complex, load-bearing genders... is aliens.
Consider: Ancient Aliens meets third-gendered transfeminine groupings in nonwestern cultures. Everyone watching immediately feels a burning stabbing sensation.
February 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
*deep inhale* these genders could not have been build by modern society. Not even with our most powerful laser technology could we have built genders such as those found in the ancient world. The only possible explanation for such complex, load-bearing genders... is aliens.
Did Duolingo get an update? These are cursed.
And animated BTW.
And animated BTW.
January 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Did Duolingo get an update? These are cursed.
And animated BTW.
And animated BTW.
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running the federal govt the same way I figure out which breaker powers the garage
the white house saying the medicaid portal will be "back online shortly" does lend some credence to the idea that they're just shutting the entire government down and manually whitelisting whatever they see becoming an immediate political threat
January 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
running the federal govt the same way I figure out which breaker powers the garage
Waow I can't believe this domain was a dollar.
January 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Waow I can't believe this domain was a dollar.
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image.
January 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image.
Connecting what was once a thousand dollar phone to the internet only to have it immediately have something named Mobile Installer install something named App Selector so it can install Candy Crush or some shit will radicalize a bitch.
T-Mobile variant OnePlus 9T Pro. I paid $400, but still.
T-Mobile variant OnePlus 9T Pro. I paid $400, but still.
November 6, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Connecting what was once a thousand dollar phone to the internet only to have it immediately have something named Mobile Installer install something named App Selector so it can install Candy Crush or some shit will radicalize a bitch.
T-Mobile variant OnePlus 9T Pro. I paid $400, but still.
T-Mobile variant OnePlus 9T Pro. I paid $400, but still.
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"mimicking the tranquil motions of breath"
if that thing starts breathing, my motions will be anything but tranquil
if that thing starts breathing, my motions will be anything but tranquil
November 5, 2024 at 10:49 PM
"mimicking the tranquil motions of breath"
if that thing starts breathing, my motions will be anything but tranquil
if that thing starts breathing, my motions will be anything but tranquil
Wait, there's an algorithm? /s
Interests include:
Swords, gaming, animation, electronics, cars, modding literally anything, blacksmithing, and I'm taking an interest in lapidary.
Listen y'all, I'm literally just a nerdy hick.
Interests include:
Swords, gaming, animation, electronics, cars, modding literally anything, blacksmithing, and I'm taking an interest in lapidary.
Listen y'all, I'm literally just a nerdy hick.
November 5, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Wait, there's an algorithm? /s
Interests include:
Swords, gaming, animation, electronics, cars, modding literally anything, blacksmithing, and I'm taking an interest in lapidary.
Listen y'all, I'm literally just a nerdy hick.
Interests include:
Swords, gaming, animation, electronics, cars, modding literally anything, blacksmithing, and I'm taking an interest in lapidary.
Listen y'all, I'm literally just a nerdy hick.
Roko's Basilisk, but it's built at the helm of a capitalistic system and YOU will suffer whether you help build it or not.
November 1, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Roko's Basilisk, but it's built at the helm of a capitalistic system and YOU will suffer whether you help build it or not.
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butterfly v tapeworm who will win?
October 18, 2024 at 6:06 PM
butterfly v tapeworm who will win?
I wish I had a massive platform to exploit.
I wanna' climb up on a stage and loudly rant about how bladed coffee grinders are NOT mills, and barely count as grinders, then just walk off, leaving everybody confused.
I wanna' climb up on a stage and loudly rant about how bladed coffee grinders are NOT mills, and barely count as grinders, then just walk off, leaving everybody confused.
August 24, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I wish I had a massive platform to exploit.
I wanna' climb up on a stage and loudly rant about how bladed coffee grinders are NOT mills, and barely count as grinders, then just walk off, leaving everybody confused.
I wanna' climb up on a stage and loudly rant about how bladed coffee grinders are NOT mills, and barely count as grinders, then just walk off, leaving everybody confused.
