Grant
@appomattox.bsky.social
Family man. Professional Digital Designer and Marketing Specialist. If I share something, I usually comment to minimize confusion. Comment at will.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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The Power Fantasy of Superman is you still have a staff job on a newspaper.
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The Power Fantasy of Superman is you still have a staff job on a newspaper.
I’m surprised journalists have not pounded this point.
September 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’m surprised journalists have not pounded this point.
The Renaissance was the beginning of the end of humanity.
August 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The Renaissance was the beginning of the end of humanity.
You mock, @theonion.com , but, you know… #crazytimes
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m...
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August 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You mock, @theonion.com , but, you know… #crazytimes
Whatever you want to call it, it still doesn’t change the fact that it wasn’t Russia’s to begin with.
Trump: "There will be some changes in land ... Russia has taken some very prime territory. They've taken largely ocean -- in real estate we call it oceanfront property. That's always the most valuable property."
August 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Whatever you want to call it, it still doesn’t change the fact that it wasn’t Russia’s to begin with.
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. “Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists […]
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August 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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What he didn’t say is [ CFT] “is innocent! He never raped those children.” Instead, he wisely chose a string of words that hint at no wrong-doing, if the subject were to conform to norms of behavior, guilt, and shame.
Vance on Epstein: "Donald J Trump -- I'm telling ya, he's got nothing to hide."
July 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What he didn’t say is [ CFT] “is innocent! He never raped those children.” Instead, he wisely chose a string of words that hint at no wrong-doing, if the subject were to conform to norms of behavior, guilt, and shame.
Which suggests that he is disappointed that he never took advantage of the opportunity?
Trump on Epstein island: "I never had the privilege of going to his island."
July 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Which suggests that he is disappointed that he never took advantage of the opportunity?
I think this theory is more widely applicable to the administration than she understands.
ICE Deputy Director Madison Sheahan: "I think we all know that criminals tend to hang out with criminals. And so as we start to build a case, we're gonna be going after everyone that's around them, because these criminals tend to hang out with like-minded people who also happen to be criminals."
July 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I think this theory is more widely applicable to the administration than she understands.
You may not be able to defeat AI directly, but you may be able to distract and delay it just enough to make a difference later.
In trying times, remember that there are small ways to make a difference.
July 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You may not be able to defeat AI directly, but you may be able to distract and delay it just enough to make a difference later.
Name me a billionaire that got to where they are with fucking over millions. They don’t care about anyone but themselves.
June 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Name me a billionaire that got to where they are with fucking over millions. They don’t care about anyone but themselves.
Truth.
I am so sick of overcomplicated gimmicks to try and get people back into theaters when the obvious answer is to just make movie tickets $9 again.
April 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Truth.
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Are certain words creeping into your son's vocabulary? Words like "beta synthezoid" and "Zando-Zan"?
There’s trouble in the Star League! Trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with Z and that stands for Zur!
March 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Are certain words creeping into your son's vocabulary? Words like "beta synthezoid" and "Zando-Zan"?
Talk about artificial binary options. How about just being left the fuck alone?
Rep. Wesley Hunt: "The people of Greenland will get to decide whether or not they want to be part of the US. Let me ask a few simple question: Do you want to be a part of the greatest country of the world, or do you want to be a part of the failed leadership from Denmark?"
March 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Talk about artificial binary options. How about just being left the fuck alone?
This sounds so much like the Lebensraum argument when it came to Hitler’s desire to conquer lands east of Germany.
JD Vance: "The president has said clearly he doesn't think that military force is going to be necessary, but he absolutely believes that Greenland is an important part of the security not just of the US but of the world and of course the people of Greenland too ... this has to happen."
March 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This sounds so much like the Lebensraum argument when it came to Hitler’s desire to conquer lands east of Germany.
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Look, everyone, it’s been more than fifty years since Warergate. Attaching -gate to every scandal or potential scandal is just cringe.
Let’s call it: Signal Dome.
Let’s call it: Signal Dome.
March 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Look, everyone, it’s been more than fifty years since Warergate. Attaching -gate to every scandal or potential scandal is just cringe.
Let’s call it: Signal Dome.
Let’s call it: Signal Dome.
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A woman is someone who covers her drink around Trump
March 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
A woman is someone who covers her drink around Trump
Sadly, it looks as though we hit the snooze button for 4 more years.
bring woke back www.cnn.com/2025/03/28/u...
Collision warning sounds in cockpit of Delta plane due to close call with Air Force jet near Reagan National Airport | CNN
A close call between a Delta Air Lines Airbus A319 taking off from Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport and a US Air Force T-38 jet, often used by the military for training, sounded alarms in the...
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March 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Sadly, it looks as though we hit the snooze button for 4 more years.
Uh oh, MAGA’s been angry at Justice Barrett. How quickly do you think they will turn CJ Roberts?
Breaking News: Chief Justice John Roberts, in a rare statement, rebuked President Trump for calling for a judge’s impeachment.
Chief Justice Roberts Rebukes Trump, Saying Impeaching Judges Over Rulings Is Improper
The chief justice rarely issues public statements. This one was reminiscent of another in 2018 defending judicial independence after the president criticized a different judge’s ruling.
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March 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Uh oh, MAGA’s been angry at Justice Barrett. How quickly do you think they will turn CJ Roberts?
Though she may have been substituting the word actually used, but Yahtzee kinda actually works as a portmanteau, too. Yuppie + Nazi = Yahtzee.
March 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Though she may have been substituting the word actually used, but Yahtzee kinda actually works as a portmanteau, too. Yuppie + Nazi = Yahtzee.
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For screen readers to recognize headings, heading text can't just be body text or normal text that's been made to look bigger and bolder. It must be formatted as a heading. In Microsoft Word and Google Docs, this can be done in the styles box. In HTML, use the tags h1 through h6.
March 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
For screen readers to recognize headings, heading text can't just be body text or normal text that's been made to look bigger and bolder. It must be formatted as a heading. In Microsoft Word and Google Docs, this can be done in the styles box. In HTML, use the tags h1 through h6.
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Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction
March 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction
We appear to be on our way to showing the world just how bloodthirsty and greedy we can be.
Trumps message to the people of Greenland is that we’re gonna get Greenland one way or the other
March 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
We appear to be on our way to showing the world just how bloodthirsty and greedy we can be.