Apocalvps
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
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Vibe misalignment as I bring “grownups drinking wine” to the insane fandom discord server.
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Vibe misalignment as I bring “grownups drinking wine” to the insane fandom discord server.
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good morning all
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
good morning all
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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finally thanksgiving can start. Goku is here
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
finally thanksgiving can start. Goku is here
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if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
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radioactive waste is already yuri. it’s called the elephant’s Foot because i want to um. uhhh
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
radioactive waste is already yuri. it’s called the elephant’s Foot because i want to um. uhhh
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somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
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choose you color ❤️🌸💙
(I regret nothing)
(I regret nothing)
October 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
choose you color ❤️🌸💙
(I regret nothing)
(I regret nothing)
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
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the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse
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That's IT!!! [shrinks Char Aznable]
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
That's IT!!! [shrinks Char Aznable]
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I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
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![An xkcd comic originally about geologists expecting people to know rocks, but edited to read: Person 1: “[Hot mobile suits are] second nature to us [robofuckers], so it’s easy to forget that the average person probably only knows about [sexy Zakus] and one or two [Gundams].” Person 2: “And [Qubeley] of course.” Person 1: “Of course.” Bottom caption: “Even when they’re trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person’s familiarity with their field.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mh73g22gsccfggobl6pkgszf/bafkreiglz5qjoukrkr2mfx7tc4el4jy4fnfcw6w3pnuowecwf4rowm6wl4@jpeg)
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ME: and what of the boys?
THEM: they’re back in town sir
ME: very well, and your milkshakes, are they…
THEM: locked and loaded sir
ME: excellent. to the yard then
THEM: they’re back in town sir
ME: very well, and your milkshakes, are they…
THEM: locked and loaded sir
ME: excellent. to the yard then
October 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
ME: and what of the boys?
THEM: they’re back in town sir
ME: very well, and your milkshakes, are they…
THEM: locked and loaded sir
ME: excellent. to the yard then
THEM: they’re back in town sir
ME: very well, and your milkshakes, are they…
THEM: locked and loaded sir
ME: excellent. to the yard then
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do you think UC 0080 Space Spirit Halloween stocked costumes that let you dress up as the 30 foot high portrait of garma zabi from his funeral
October 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
do you think UC 0080 Space Spirit Halloween stocked costumes that let you dress up as the 30 foot high portrait of garma zabi from his funeral
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valid question
October 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
valid question
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Patient: "I'm really depressed"
Doctor: "don't be. Char Aznable is going to change the world for spacenoids"
Patient: "but doctor,"
Doctor: "don't be. Char Aznable is going to change the world for spacenoids"
Patient: "but doctor,"
October 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Patient: "I'm really depressed"
Doctor: "don't be. Char Aznable is going to change the world for spacenoids"
Patient: "but doctor,"
Doctor: "don't be. Char Aznable is going to change the world for spacenoids"
Patient: "but doctor,"