i was a monkey that cranked a music box in a past life

i heard we were posting selfies

had a dude hide out in the shop bathroom and smoke a cigarette. covered it with the worst cologne imaginable i feel ill

Twitter has a real "mall that's still open but probably shutting down soon" vibe these days,.

“Run into traffic. Jump off a cliff. Try it! You won’t die. You can’t. You’re indestructible now.” - Anthony Fauci

Guy who gets the backrooms confused with the backwall

gamer cat

mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes

me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace

remember the nirvana baby? this is him now. feel old yet?

Some polarizing coverage in the papers

wow my first viral post 😌

i went to the coffee shop and when the barista asked “how’s your week been?” i answered honestly and offered her a bsky invite, and then the guy making coffee said “oh i heard about this and thought i’m never getting in” — wtf is going on y’all

catposting, begin

hello i will never say anything bad about this app