Coraline’s OtherMother
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Coraline’s OtherMother
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“Tell us a bit about yourself”: No
I don’t know why I’m surprised by how much I love my end of year music playlist. It’s the earworms from the whole year.
Kendrick, Tori, Florence, Shinedown, Korn, Dorothy, Slipknot, Cardi, Tool, Toni Braxton.
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hello. Drink water and moisturize your skin. It’s dry out. Don’t be itchy or ashy.

I just remembered to do this so I’m sharing. Humans are houseplants with anxiety. We need water and sunlight.

Also: wash your hairbrushes and combs occasionally. It’s good for your scalp.
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Patient today told me “Youse a good poyson.”
“I’m good poison?”
“A good poyson. Heart of gold. More heart than the rest. Oh! I’m going to heaven! I can tell!”
“Ok, well, if you’re going on a road trip you should have your pills and lunch first.”
“Haha! Fine!”
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?

But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.

But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Piggy”. As if being fat is the worst thing a woman can be.

It takes such a strong, secure man to go for such a cheap insult like “piggy” when asked a question at work. What a King! 🙄
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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"CEO Begs Cafeteria Staff for Permission to Give His Secretary an Assignment."
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I mean.

It's just.

"Quiet, piggy."

How. How does.

The president. Of the United States of America.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Finally finished knitting the bandana. On to a colorwork cowl. Chasing what little dopamine the fatty organ in my noggin can produce. Having had a week-long migraine has not helped the Can-Do Attitude which is still hovering at a Can’t-Shan’t-Won’t-Fck-You Attitude.
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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The relentlessly opportunistic Marjorie Taylor Greene hasn't had a change of heart, much less politics. She is just literate enough to read the writing on the wall. She knows that Trump is damaged goods now. So she may have taken to singing like a bird, but she's really just a canary in a coal mine.
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
PSA: wash your hairbrushes and combs regularly.
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Are velveeta cheese sauce packets considered a liquid?

Military says you can’t ship liquids. They say you can’t ship melty items. They say you can’t ship perishable items. But they don’t say anything about shelf stable not-solid-but-not-liquid cheese product.
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I have been an ordained minister for a year now. Have only done one wedding. I did not quote The Princess Bride. Next time. 🤞🏼
a priest says mawage is wot bwings us togedeer tooday
Alt: Clip from movie The Princess Bride of a priest saying mawage is wot bwings us togedeer
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The sweet validation when someone else complains about how loud someone is eating because me and my misophonia are “too much.”
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It’s Veterans Day. I miss my kid. He sent me a picture of his face today so I know he’s good.
Gonna keep my feelings to myself, tho.
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Day 3 of migraine and I am done with this shit.
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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You know those 24-hour Criterion flash sales that come & go before you can even decide which movies to spend too much money on? Well, Barnes & Noble is offering 50% off all Criterion titles for the next _month_. Let the seasonal physical-media-hoarding begin!
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November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Last few weeks of work tv has been Hot Bench and Price Is Right. I have two takeaways:

1. A. Get things in writing/ Get written contracts.

And
2. I don’t know squat about the price of new cars with a trip to Portugal.
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.

He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.

How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Bought two books today:
1. By Way Of Fire by Rebecca Nagle and
2. A pocket Constitution of the US with the Declaration of Independence and Articles of Confederation.

Did I need them? Yeah, kinda did. My LawTube hyperfocus of the last couple years has moved to learning about law in general.
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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You have to understand, they can’t release the Epstein files until JD has his First Lady situation resolved to the satisfaction of his online friend group.
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I would do absolutely anything to sleep better except go to bed at a reasonable hour be serious please
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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the daylight savings time change must have been annoying as hell for the druids at stonehenge, who had to get up in the middle of the night to move like, one boulder by a foot
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM