anselk.bsky.social
@anselk.bsky.social
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the rice-frying shrimp have unionized. good
March 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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keeping a tab open watching tesla stock and it might be the best mood enhancer i've ever experienced
March 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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"The woke M&Ms have returned. The green M&M got her boots back but apparently is now a lesbian maybe? And there's also a plus-sized, obese, purple M&M. So we're gonna cover that...of course...because that's what we do."
January 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Using ChatGPT is like the most unsexy thing a man can do
January 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Can't sleep. Drew scooter with bike dropbars.
December 31, 2024 at 7:05 AM
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SOME PEOPLE (AWFUL): every ceo should die!

OTHER PEOPLE (AWFUL): no ceos should die!

ME (A WISE JUDGE): we shall cut the ceos in half
December 23, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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if you're a tech journalist in the present climate, it's incumbent upon you to ask why big tech is pursuing dead ends like AI when they could just start using the number 2. ones and zeroes have taken us as far as they can. either chuck a few 2s in there or cede the future of tech to those who will
December 6, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM