Anoke
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Anoke
@anoke.bsky.social
Ostensibly an adult
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this is because Dolly Parton is the equal or better of most strung- instrument players you can name, a fact often obscured by the vocabulary of iconography sometimes used to discuss her work. thanks for coming to my presentation this’ll take about half a hour
Dolly does dulcimer
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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Yeah watching this on repeat it’s pretty much going to be the rest of my day.
Well, those boots were not made for walking
January 12, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Wake up babe new meet-cute dropped
Perfectly normal beginning to every great Dartmoor love story, in my experience.
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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"Battle stations!", the starship captain cries. All of the translucent touch-screen control panels immediately retract to reveal synthetic wood-grain consoles covered in plastic toggles directly behind them.
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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No, I haven’t taken down the Christmas tree yet. Just… Ignore that and look at the boy child.
January 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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By request: an baby
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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This is my favorite headcanon and it's a great example of how readers can offer a different reading of a text that the author never considered and did not intend, but is nonetheless validated by the text itself.
A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I have now seen the first episode of #HeatedRivalry and fortunately I have all of you guiding me along this road so I don't have to scream "what in the AO3 trope tags" out my windows.

(but seriously, what in the AO3 trope tags)
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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now reading (to my children)
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Gets dark early this time of year, so I bought Rocket a light up collar.

But you see, he’s very floofy.
December 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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This dog bed ain’t big enough for the both of us, Turkey Dog
December 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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No, it's a precious service paid for by my tax dollars. There is a price, and I'm thrilled to pay for it.
Your library card is the most priceless card you will ever own.
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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On the one hand, the extreme dramatics of this dog’s attempt to get early dinner need to be shared. On the other, a whole pile of you lot are going to come out of the woodwork to say “Sure, he’s had like thirty treats today, but that’s not ENOUGH!”
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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If you've never had a good look at the eyelashes on a greater roadrunner (Geococcyx californianus), check out the second picture. This one practically ran me over but stopped long enough to glare. Photo taken at Tingley Beach, Albuquerque on December 18, 2025.

#nature #naturephotography #birds
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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The last thing you see before he heckin GETS you.
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Had a dream last night that was the usual mess, but at the end, I was watching a giant polar bear walk toward me, carrying a volcano like a snailshell on its back.

“Welp,” I said to the person next to me, “that’s either a god or a Pokemon.”
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Dammit, retailers, when I search for “dressing gown” I do not want a selection of flannel bathrobes, I want the one Hercule Poirot wore in the first season of Agatha Christie’s Poirot.
December 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM