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@annam.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Hi new followers!
My name is Annam (uh-numb), I’m a stand up comedian 🎤, writer ✍🏽 , and science teacher 👩🏽🏫 w a background in poli sci + international relations
Tell your friends, tell your mom, tell the guy locked in your basement 🫶🏽
and thanks for bein here! 🤌🏽
My name is Annam (uh-numb), I’m a stand up comedian 🎤, writer ✍🏽 , and science teacher 👩🏽🏫 w a background in poli sci + international relations
Tell your friends, tell your mom, tell the guy locked in your basement 🫶🏽
and thanks for bein here! 🤌🏽
is it just me or is she only activated when Trump is in power? Just silent when its Democrats doing the evil thing
I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.
January 21, 2025 at 9:20 AM
is it just me or is she only activated when Trump is in power? Just silent when its Democrats doing the evil thing
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"roman salute," that very normal way of describing a salute every living person recognizes from decades of world war two movies
January 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"roman salute," that very normal way of describing a salute every living person recognizes from decades of world war two movies
time to get my gun out of the storage unit
January 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
time to get my gun out of the storage unit
finally got off the apps
im on a strict diet
im on a strict diet
January 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
finally got off the apps
im on a strict diet
im on a strict diet
all the “this isn’t a time to blame politicians” narrative around the fires in LA are so funny to me because it is absolutely the time. we can offer mutual aid and also grow in class consciousness at the same time. those two things are not mutually exclusive.
January 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
all the “this isn’t a time to blame politicians” narrative around the fires in LA are so funny to me because it is absolutely the time. we can offer mutual aid and also grow in class consciousness at the same time. those two things are not mutually exclusive.
this cant be the same winter that johnny appleseed walked barefoot in
January 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
this cant be the same winter that johnny appleseed walked barefoot in
need a godzilla tattoo asap
January 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
need a godzilla tattoo asap
being really brave rn*
*eating a crumb cake muffin on public transportation
*eating a crumb cake muffin on public transportation
January 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
being really brave rn*
*eating a crumb cake muffin on public transportation
*eating a crumb cake muffin on public transportation
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William New Years Eve the Science Guy
December 30, 2024 at 4:33 PM
William New Years Eve the Science Guy
chips are a gateway drug
December 31, 2024 at 3:13 PM
chips are a gateway drug
if you give a mouse a Dorito, he’ll ask to guzzle a high fructose drink to wash it down with. now that mouse’s brain is addicted to high-salt high-sugar foods and anything healthy tastes boring in comparison
December 31, 2024 at 3:13 PM
if you give a mouse a Dorito, he’ll ask to guzzle a high fructose drink to wash it down with. now that mouse’s brain is addicted to high-salt high-sugar foods and anything healthy tastes boring in comparison
omg just realized Jimmy Carter was younger than Betty White
December 30, 2024 at 7:42 PM
omg just realized Jimmy Carter was younger than Betty White
William New Years Eve the Science Guy
December 30, 2024 at 4:33 PM
William New Years Eve the Science Guy
I cannot wait to have my own place
We're discovering new things at #savers today
December 30, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I cannot wait to have my own place
All those christmas songs are euphemistic right? Mommy wasn’t kissing Santa Claus, bc he isnt real. And Rudolph wasn’t a reindeer, he was a munch
December 30, 2024 at 2:53 AM
All those christmas songs are euphemistic right? Mommy wasn’t kissing Santa Claus, bc he isnt real. And Rudolph wasn’t a reindeer, he was a munch
Squid Games 2 is just asian John Wick
December 29, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Squid Games 2 is just asian John Wick
Share a crush with no explanation
December 29, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Share a crush with no explanation
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Hey man, sorry I can’t make it: it’s just that I’m going to die in at best a few decades so I’ve got to do some other things instead
December 28, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Hey man, sorry I can’t make it: it’s just that I’m going to die in at best a few decades so I’ve got to do some other things instead
incredibly racist things happening on that other website.
December 29, 2024 at 3:10 AM
incredibly racist things happening on that other website.
i’ve been on a list since I was 16 whispering the word “jihad” into my smart fridge. this is not my first rodeo
If you’re a social media user who’s expressed anything other than condemnation for the murder of UnitedHealthcare's CEO, counterterrorism authorities might consider you an “extremist," per NYPD intel report and Ken Klippenstein.
December 28, 2024 at 5:42 PM
i’ve been on a list since I was 16 whispering the word “jihad” into my smart fridge. this is not my first rodeo
Had a bike accident in September, went to ER. Got a bill for $4300.
Luigi shoots a CEO. They send me an email giving me a $500 discount
Luigi gets a fade. Bill is $80 now.
Am I gonna pay it?
I’ll think about it.
Luigi shoots a CEO. They send me an email giving me a $500 discount
Luigi gets a fade. Bill is $80 now.
Am I gonna pay it?
I’ll think about it.
December 28, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Had a bike accident in September, went to ER. Got a bill for $4300.
Luigi shoots a CEO. They send me an email giving me a $500 discount
Luigi gets a fade. Bill is $80 now.
Am I gonna pay it?
I’ll think about it.
Luigi shoots a CEO. They send me an email giving me a $500 discount
Luigi gets a fade. Bill is $80 now.
Am I gonna pay it?
I’ll think about it.
hope they didn’t use “apple intelligence” for the new iOs bc its ass
I AM NOT NOW, NOR WILL I EVER BE, “READY FOR APPLE INTELLIGENCE.”
December 27, 2024 at 7:00 PM
hope they didn’t use “apple intelligence” for the new iOs bc its ass
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I know a major part of writing is making an unwieldy, shitty first draft, but god, there’s nothing I hate more than being in the middle of an unwieldy, shitty first draft
December 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I know a major part of writing is making an unwieldy, shitty first draft, but god, there’s nothing I hate more than being in the middle of an unwieldy, shitty first draft
Clarissa Shamrock used to date a well endowed elf of a different breed (Leprechaun) who worked in the Gold Trade. Thank you to Bushwick Comedy Club for giving Clarissa Shamrock some stage time on Xmas day!!
December 26, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Clarissa Shamrock used to date a well endowed elf of a different breed (Leprechaun) who worked in the Gold Trade. Thank you to Bushwick Comedy Club for giving Clarissa Shamrock some stage time on Xmas day!!