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A horse is like if you combined a dog with a bike
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A horse is like if you combined a dog with a bike
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the coyote is the architect of his own destruction. He is clever, even intelligent, but it goes untempered by wisdom. He is a slave to his appetites, represented by the roadrunner, committing himself to the delusion that this time will be different. We are invited to heap our scorn upon him
February 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the coyote is the architect of his own destruction. He is clever, even intelligent, but it goes untempered by wisdom. He is a slave to his appetites, represented by the roadrunner, committing himself to the delusion that this time will be different. We are invited to heap our scorn upon him
Extremely into watching Babylon 5 lately. Starting the last season soon.
June 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Extremely into watching Babylon 5 lately. Starting the last season soon.
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If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all
June 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all
I did do this. They were cute heels and I am extremely married.
I wanna get married wearing blue suede shoes
June 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I did do this. They were cute heels and I am extremely married.
Band name idea: sasquatch liaison
April 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Band name idea: sasquatch liaison
You all are laughing but bread is very bad for ducks
people on vacation: bed and breakfast
ducks on vacation: bread and beakfest
ducks on vacation: bread and beakfest
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
You all are laughing but bread is very bad for ducks
I went to Trader Joe’s today and couldn’t even enjoy myself bc no one else had a sense of wonder about them
March 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I went to Trader Joe’s today and couldn’t even enjoy myself bc no one else had a sense of wonder about them
Instant mashed potato packets are really slept on. The effort to quality ratio is so good tbh
February 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Instant mashed potato packets are really slept on. The effort to quality ratio is so good tbh
I wanna get married wearing blue suede shoes
February 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I wanna get married wearing blue suede shoes
I’m engaged to be married
February 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I’m engaged to be married
off that oracle of delphi pack
February 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
off that oracle of delphi pack
What color should I get my nails done tmrw
January 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What color should I get my nails done tmrw
McDonald’s rly taking their shit seriously in the new year. I was just able to purchase a delicious strawberry shake
January 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
McDonald’s rly taking their shit seriously in the new year. I was just able to purchase a delicious strawberry shake
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gotham city's hard working drug dealers are constantly coming up with new and novel hallucinogens to add color and sparkle to its resident's dreary lives and the bat man takes them down because he hates it when anyone else has a good time
January 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
gotham city's hard working drug dealers are constantly coming up with new and novel hallucinogens to add color and sparkle to its resident's dreary lives and the bat man takes them down because he hates it when anyone else has a good time
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Wonder if I’ll leave the house tomorrow
January 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Wonder if I’ll leave the house tomorrow
Might have a good heartbreak & get really into using this app
January 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Might have a good heartbreak & get really into using this app
I feel like I’ve lost the plot on microplastics. Seems like none of my business…
January 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I feel like I’ve lost the plot on microplastics. Seems like none of my business…
Watching MTV shows from the early 2000s takes me to a better place somehow
January 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Watching MTV shows from the early 2000s takes me to a better place somehow
Imagine for Christmas ur loved ones only give u gifts of things that had an ad on Theo Vons podcast
December 25, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Imagine for Christmas ur loved ones only give u gifts of things that had an ad on Theo Vons podcast
Made some sausage balls and cuddling my cat while they’re in the oven
December 14, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Made some sausage balls and cuddling my cat while they’re in the oven
Striving to be the baddest bitch at the radiologists office
December 9, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Striving to be the baddest bitch at the radiologists office
Going to make a Cajun pasta tonight w chicken breast & andouille sausage….just to keep you informed
November 15, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Going to make a Cajun pasta tonight w chicken breast & andouille sausage….just to keep you informed