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Angus Humplock
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wrestling fan, hockey fan, black & gold, new jersey native, non-tolerant left, atheist, verbal arsonist
This year's Emmy winners:
Bianca Belair
Naomi
Jade Cargil
Toni Storm
Mariah May
March 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Melissa Harris-Perry. Tiffany Cross. Alex Wagner. Joy Reid.

I'm sure there's a pattern here but I can't quite put my finger on what it could be. (/s)
February 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII
February 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
But now she's crying to democrats for help, because the orange prick she helped get elected wants to turn Gaza into a beach resort.

Fuck all of these confused morons who hide their heads up their asses then wonder what went wrong.
I said I wouldn’t vote for Joe Biden, and I stand by that statement.

Never once campaigned against Kamala Harris during her most recent presidential campaign and I encouraged my followers to vote responsibly.

That’s all I gotta say! 🫶🏽
February 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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If making America great again requires you to pay more for everything, lose your retirement savings, work more for less pay, be unable to afford health insurance, become an indentured servant to the oligarchs, maybe you were better off with the no so great version.
February 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Let's have fun with math.

The average American salary is 62,000 per year

Elon Musk could spend that much money DAILY

And not run out of money for...

17,000 YEARS!
January 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
@harleycameron.bsky.social must be protected by all necessary means.
January 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He's not ruling out using the military in Greenland.

Ah, yes! AMERICA!

we are so fucking innovative, that we are preparing to be both the only NATO nation to invoke article 5 and the only NATO nation to invoke article 5 on itself.

Because, yes. We are that fucking innovative. And stupid.
January 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Show should have closed with the Kenny Okada stare down. Instead we have an old guy and FTR, while also making Hanger and OC dumb again
December 29, 2024 at 4:36 AM
I was just thinking about the drones over new jersey.

Then I realized it's a probably a distraction to get me to stop thinking about how insanely rich people are ripping us off.

So I went back to thinking about how insanely rich people are ripping us off.
December 16, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Why are action andretti and lio rush dressed up as inflatable road warriors?
December 15, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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blocked
December 14, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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The fact that The New York Times is the 5th most followed BlueSky account shows me a lot of you aren’t putting your money where your mouth is!
December 13, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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Thanks for the inspiration 😂
December 12, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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This.
December 11, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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Just sayin’
December 11, 2024 at 4:54 PM
ALL. OF. THIS!
The day America decided to ignore Jared Kushner's $2 billion from the Saudis, and put an insurrection-inciting convicted felon back in the White House, is the day I stopped giving a shit about any "moral high ground."

I hope President Biden takes his "presidential immunity" out for a fucking spin.
December 2, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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Dems/media condemning Joe for pardoning Hunter right after a psycho who has spent 4 years ranting that he was going to go after him is the most toxic kind of phony virtue signaling imaginable. Don’t forget to pat yourselves on the back from your perches on the moral high ground.
December 2, 2024 at 5:51 PM
If you didn't know how this works:

The government now belongs to Elon Musk
Elon Musk’s DOGE partner Vivek Ramaswamy says they’ll scrutinize $6.6 billion Biden loan to Tesla rival Rivian
Critics advise the incoming Trump administration to pull the plug on 'corporate-welfare loans handed out for political reasons'.
fortune.com
December 1, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I'm living in an exceptional time; a golden age.

The level of talent in women's professional wrestling is absolutely mind numbing.
November 30, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Just to be clear:
A man who is not legally able to own a hand gun...
...is two months away from being the civilian commander of the planets most powerful military.

I sure hope that makes you feel better.
November 26, 2024 at 6:50 AM
JoJo is making me wanna cry, today.
Mueller didn’t say he was innocent.
Cannon didn’t say he was innocent.
Merchan didn’t say he was innocent.
Chutkan didn’t say he was innocent.
Jack Smith didn’t say he was innocent.

He got away with all of it.
And not a one of them said he was innocent of any of it.

Not one.
November 25, 2024 at 9:46 PM
The absolute most rhetorical of rhetorical questions ever proposed.
Dan Bongino responds to Geraldo’s comment on CNN that he would fight him if he saw him in person: “Why does everybody want to fight me all the time? Do I have a punchable face or something?”
November 25, 2024 at 9:36 PM