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EBEZA
@ebeza.bsky.social
Gamer, content creator, parent to 1 cat and 1 rabbit
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‘Defecting to the reform party’ is a polite euphemism for telling guests at a dinner party that you need to go for a poo.

“I’d love to hear all about your holiday in Sardinia but first I just need to defect to the reform party”
January 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Still catching up, just finished Full Gear... #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ 🤼‍♀️
January 15, 2026 at 8:23 AM
The Bang Bang Gang theme has no right going as hard as it does! #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ 🤼‍♀️
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Twitch schedule this week. (All times GMT)
January 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
OMG. I'm watching the Collision before the 6th anniversary Dynamite, and knowing what's coming, Joe is doing some *incredible* foreshadowing in this promo with Hobbs and Page 🤯 #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ 🤼‍♀️
January 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
(I'm like 3 months behind on wrestling, just seen this match now 😅)
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ 🤼‍♀️
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Who's watching #njwk20?
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Turns out, if everyone defects because they're sick of the Tories' BS and you simply continue to be the Tories, those people won't be happy.

I dread the next few election cycles in this country.
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
When's International Women's Day?
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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"Polanski slammed” reports the Daily Express. The person doing that “slamming” is, err, Daily Express journalist Carole Malone.

And the reason? Because I want us to follow a science led public health approach to regulate drug use.
October 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Damn, Zack is so dangerous that he wants... hang on, let me check my notes here - trans people to be respected, drug addicts to get help rather than jailed, to protect our fucked environment and for migrants to be treated with respect... so dangerous...
"Polanski slammed” reports the Daily Express. The person doing that “slamming” is, err, Daily Express journalist Carole Malone.

And the reason? Because I want us to follow a science led public health approach to regulate drug use.
October 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
BlueSky added bookmarks? It's over for me 😬
October 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I just took my new ADHD meds for the 14th morning in a row. Everyone clap.
October 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
No idea, so I'm assuming it's a direct personal attack 🤷‍♂️
September 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Irrationally angry about CDKeys renaming themselves.
September 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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The Year is 2037. Prime Minister MechaHitler II is presiding over post-apocalyptic Britain. A Guardian columnist writes, "MechaHitler is doing its best trying to clean up the mess from Long Corbyn."
September 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Big brain struggle day today
September 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Me when I am told to play nice as right wingers stoke their base into civil war until one of their own gets bodied
September 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I can hear it now! Thanks!
September 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
What were the fans chanting at Kyle Fletcher on Collision that made him stop and say "very funny"?

Can't figure it out.

#AEW #WrestleSky 🤼‍♂️ 🤼‍♀️
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Been struggling to get content out lately, but today is Agent 47's birthday and I feel like streaming some Hitman to celebrate!

Come join: www.twitch.tv/ebeza
September 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
"We should keep asking different scientists until one gives me the answer I want to hear" 🙄
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Why wouldn't we look at vaccines and autism?

HUNT: We have looked at it and the studies show there is no connection

MULLIN: So we shouldn't look at it again?
September 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Gamer challenge: finish the games in your backlog before buying a new game.

Me:
September 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM