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They Don't Know That We Know They Know We Know.
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Hey computer, give me a list of things you remove from a civilized society if you want to destroy it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
And another one bites the dust. He must be Sheldon Cooper because he doesn't seem to understand sarcasm...
a young boy wearing a fireman 's helmet says bye
ALT: a young boy wearing a fireman 's helmet says bye
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November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Decorated my profile for the holiday season! Probably the only early decorating I will do. I promise not to play Christmas songs until after Thanksgiving though.
a woman wearing a sweater that says merry christmas is holding a tray of christmas decorations .
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November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I often wonder how many times companies that send me surveys regret that decision. I'm not going to sugarcoat things. Sorry!
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
And just like that, another turd blocked. Again, I'm not going to argue regardless of what side you are on.
a man is standing on a boat in the ocean waving at the camera .
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November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I love this. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! #TrumIsUnfitForOffice #Epstein
Daily Beast: Michael Wolff, who's had conversations with Epstein, said those close to Trump are frantic. "The fact that this is coming home to roost I think is completely freaking him out. He doesn't know what to do, he has no strategy. He feels cornered."
#ProudBlue #Pinks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Nothing like a Dunkin run to make things seem a little less crazy. An iced caramel latte and snackin bacon! Oooo...I wonder if Steak and Shake has their peppermint chip shakes yet????
a cup that says cheers on it with a pink background
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November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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(loudly within earshot of the universe) yeah they’re saying probably nothing crazy will happen today and everything will be incredibly normal
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I know a lot of us spend a lot of time scratching our heads as to why we are in the mess we are in now. However, picking up the grocery order I placed online this morning told me everything I need to know about the current state of things. NO. COMMON. SENSE. I had $81 worth of groceries, $11 of 1/4
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Correct Answer
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?

CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Keep pushing Al!!! The felon needs to go!
You can access the Congressman's floor speech comments by clicking the link here:

youtube.com/watch?v=IaLqyEIuGYs&t=29589s&pp=2AGV5wGQAgE%3D
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I just want to know when our fucking media is going to actually start holding our current president/administration accountable. I have zero respect for any of them and it just gets worse the more they turn a blind eye to. @cbsnews.com @nbcnews.com @cnn.com Also interesting to see that ABC News 1/2
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Leavitt says the 'quiet piggy' comment was Trump being 'frank & honest', so here's me being frank & honest.

Karoline Leavitt is an ignorant, trash-talking pig in lipstick, married to a guy older than her mother, making a living defending a piece of shit child rapist felon.

She's the pig.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.

Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
To everyone that thought we were overreacting a year ago:

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a close up of a person 's hand with a very long thumb and index finger .
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November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What the feck???? 🤦‍♀️🙄
Decent people: "Hey, these hate symbols are terrorizing some of our service members. We should do something about that."

Coast Guard: "Say no more, fam. Those are no longer hate symbols. Problem solved."

newrepublic.com/post/203458/...
U.S. Coast Guard Will No Longer Consider Swastika a Hate Symbol
The Coast Guard seems to be fine with Nazis now.
newrepublic.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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WTH???
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The Justice Department is under a new name now: The Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.
Do you really think a Department of Justice that lies to judges about grand jury indictments is going to be open and honest about the Epstein Files?
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Somewhere in New York some therapist has to hear about this like EVERY week
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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“If you’re quiet now, you would’ve been quiet in 1940.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM