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Kyle/Paradise | 22 | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♂️ - he/him | ♿🔛🔝| three apples tall | born to clerb

Autistic idiot and purveyor of odd shit. Repeat victim of object disappearance. self-proclaimed sexpert. Former healthcare professional.
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While our neighbors continue to restrict reproductive care, know that Illinois is and will always be a safe haven for anyone seeking an abortion.
Nearly 1 in 4 out-of-state abortion patients come to Illinois, new report finds
Since the Supreme Court overturned Roe vs. Wade in 2022, Illinois has become a major haven for people seeking abortion care in the Midwest and the South.
chicago.suntimes.com
April 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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If you can't give up your wizard books, whatever, but don't call yourself an ally.

We've been screaming this from the rooftops for years. "I didn't know" doesn't cut it anymore and "separation of art from artist" never did.
April 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
without the Affordable Care Act, I wouldn't be able to work at best. not to tmi on the tl here but I'm struggling with C-PTSD, auDHD, AND chronic illness. If I couldn't afford my care I would be dead. and if you're cool with people like me dying because we're poor, fuck you. Genuinely, fuck you
March 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
UH? HAHAHAHA????? where the fuck am I right now. holy shit. wow. oh my fucking god. wow. I think I have to go eat some leaves off the ground real quick
#GVerse Yesterday, March 7th 2025, here is #NotMyPresident saying verbatim "They rigged the election, and I became President" (like & repost)
March 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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BREAKING: Texas Reports First Measles Death as Outbreak Worsens Unvaccinated Child Dies

The victim, a school-aged child from Lubbock, was unvaccinated and hospitalized last week after testing positive for measles.
February 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Important Public Health Update on Bird Flu (H5N1).
February 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Consent means actively agreeing to be sexual with someone. It

✅ Must be freely given
✅ Must be explicit in words or actions
✅ Must be specific to each act
✅ Can be withdrawn at any time

Respect boundaries.
February 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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⚠️ BREAKING:

U.S. 🇺🇸 reports 4.676 million new COVID-19 cases in a single week, with 668,000 daily infections.

Currently, 1 in every 72 Americans is infected with COVID-19.

Transmission rates are now higher than at any point during 59.3% of the pandemic.
February 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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look, I'm not being hyperbolic when I say we owe the entirety of the gay rights movement — every single legal protection that has been clawed out of America's bigoted courts for the last 56 years — to the trans people at Stonewall. to erase them is to erase all of us and everything we've fought for
‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+".

The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history.

This pride, we riot.
February 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Medicaid is the reason why I can work at all. Contrary to popular belief, I am disabled. Not enough for SSDI. Too much to afford my care out of pocket. Should I just die or what
Medicaid covers 41% of all births in the United States, nearly half of children with special health care needs, five in eight nursing home residents, 23% of non-elderly adults with any mental illness, and 40% of non-elderly adults with HIV, finances Nearly One Fifth of Health Care Spending
February 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Really makes you think
February 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
sometimes I will use my social media like a public diary because I don't like being alone with my thoughts :^)
February 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It's funny- I'm a very sex-positive person, in a sex-positive household, and yet my childhood issues have lead me to a point where I can almost exclusively view sex from a clinical perspective. Something about the vulnerability of it is nauseating to imagine myself in. I think I should be studied
February 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
ironically enough, just like all his other "inventions," someone else already made one. My mom. thank you the onion you are a treasure
Elon Musk Debuts New Self-Parenting Child
theonion.com/elon-mu...
February 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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So now that a federal abortion ban is officially on the table; you absolutely should stock up on generic plan b and plan c, delete your period tracking apps, and STOP telling doctors/hospitals when your last cycle was (say you don’t know). If you buy a pregnancy test, pay in cash!!!
February 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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In a few of the comments under my post on Boycotting the Super Bowl, people have asked, "Would this really hurt them?" "Would it help us?"

Yes!

The Super Bowl is famously known for its high-profile commercials, with companies often spending millions on a 30-second slot because of the enormous 1/4
February 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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What can I do to protect myself against respiratory diseases such as #influenza and #COVID19?
February 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If you're in need of a vaccination, especially the 2024-2025 COVID vaccine, do it sooner rather than later. Make sure you have any maintenance and/or lifesaving medications on-hand, especially if your insurance is state or federal funded. Be kind to your pharmacy staff. Don't lose hope
February 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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White male fragility at its finest.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/pen...
February 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Just your friendly reminder that the first people the Nazis went after were also transgender.
February 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Just sealed some idiot within my crystal
January 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
sorry guys I know I'm supposed to be the funny little jester guy but I was going through some shit last night. My heart goes out to the victims and their families in the DC aircraft tragedy. This massacre was avoidable, and proves the incompetence of or "leadership." History will be written in blood
January 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.

He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.

It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM