Andy Stevenson
@andystevenson81.bsky.social
Sports Presenter/Reporter/Commentator. Born in N.Ireland, without a full complement of limbs. Enjoys a quiz. Enquiries: Info@decibelsm.co.uk
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A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
November 11, 2024 at 8:11 PM
A ROAST IN A BEEF
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
GIANT YORKSHIRE PORK
PUDDING TURKEY
Saw one of those posh artificial Christmas trees for sale yesterday that has the lights built in.
The box boasted of ‘8 different light settings’ including ‘Classic Static’.
Or what we historically have just called ‘On’.
The box boasted of ‘8 different light settings’ including ‘Classic Static’.
Or what we historically have just called ‘On’.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Saw one of those posh artificial Christmas trees for sale yesterday that has the lights built in.
The box boasted of ‘8 different light settings’ including ‘Classic Static’.
Or what we historically have just called ‘On’.
The box boasted of ‘8 different light settings’ including ‘Classic Static’.
Or what we historically have just called ‘On’.
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So, happy 48th anniversary of That Lovely Diary Entry From Michael Palin
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
So, happy 48th anniversary of That Lovely Diary Entry From Michael Palin
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If YouTubers (and politicians) are going to insist on this maddening trend of holding their lapel mics instead of clipping them on, then at least go the full Terry Wogan and clip them onto a long stick.
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If YouTubers (and politicians) are going to insist on this maddening trend of holding their lapel mics instead of clipping them on, then at least go the full Terry Wogan and clip them onto a long stick.
Keep being drawn back to listening to ‘Pressure Machine’ by The Killers.
What a song, what an album.
What a song, what an album.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Keep being drawn back to listening to ‘Pressure Machine’ by The Killers.
What a song, what an album.
What a song, what an album.
What a picture.
The power of photojournalism.
The power of photojournalism.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What a picture.
The power of photojournalism.
The power of photojournalism.
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Stop. Policing. Poppies. That's. Not. What. Remembrance. Is. About.
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Stop. Policing. Poppies. That's. Not. What. Remembrance. Is. About.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
Me and @wattsgoingon.bsky.social are at Southampton vs Sheffield Wednesday next Saturday.
I think at least one of us should take a tracksuit and a tactics board.
I think at least one of us should take a tracksuit and a tactics board.
November 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Me and @wattsgoingon.bsky.social are at Southampton vs Sheffield Wednesday next Saturday.
I think at least one of us should take a tracksuit and a tactics board.
I think at least one of us should take a tracksuit and a tactics board.
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No takers for my Reverse Mrs Doubtfire screenplay in which an elderly Scottish woman pretends to be fast-talking improvisational stand-up Robin Williams.
November 2, 2025 at 10:30 AM
No takers for my Reverse Mrs Doubtfire screenplay in which an elderly Scottish woman pretends to be fast-talking improvisational stand-up Robin Williams.
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Apropos of absolutely nothing... I was looking at Chicago Bears NFL team trying to relocate from their really cool downtown stadium to some suburb. And it's just such a perfect example of the weird size and sprawl of US cities... it's the equivalent of Liverpool building a new stadium in Manchester!
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Apropos of absolutely nothing... I was looking at Chicago Bears NFL team trying to relocate from their really cool downtown stadium to some suburb. And it's just such a perfect example of the weird size and sprawl of US cities... it's the equivalent of Liverpool building a new stadium in Manchester!
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Oh shit. They’re playing at home too
October 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Oh shit. They’re playing at home too
Saw Inside No.9 Stage Fright today.
Shearsmith & Pemberton are two geniuses at work.
Shearsmith & Pemberton are two geniuses at work.
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Saw Inside No.9 Stage Fright today.
Shearsmith & Pemberton are two geniuses at work.
Shearsmith & Pemberton are two geniuses at work.
I know the chase for Oasis tickets was a bunfight, but I suspect it was nothing compared to the rush last night for places on Pinewood Railway’s Santa Special.
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I know the chase for Oasis tickets was a bunfight, but I suspect it was nothing compared to the rush last night for places on Pinewood Railway’s Santa Special.
It’s the year 2025 and I’m looking for somewhere in town that does cashback.
And when I find somewhere, will my phone suffice?
And when I find somewhere, will my phone suffice?
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
It’s the year 2025 and I’m looking for somewhere in town that does cashback.
And when I find somewhere, will my phone suffice?
And when I find somewhere, will my phone suffice?
October 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
For Ryder Cups for the rest of our lives, regardless of the score on Saturday night, people will say remember 2025.
September 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
For Ryder Cups for the rest of our lives, regardless of the score on Saturday night, people will say remember 2025.
Imagine being a US Ryder Cup spectator today, seeing your country almost pull off a truly incredible comeback and then leaving as soon as they don’t.
I’d be fuming if I was one of the American players.
I’d be fuming if I was one of the American players.
September 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Imagine being a US Ryder Cup spectator today, seeing your country almost pull off a truly incredible comeback and then leaving as soon as they don’t.
I’d be fuming if I was one of the American players.
I’d be fuming if I was one of the American players.
Strap yourself in Bob MacIntyre
September 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Strap yourself in Bob MacIntyre
‘Tied’ rather than ‘All Square’ or ‘A/S’
The first controversy of the Ryder Cup.
The first controversy of the Ryder Cup.
September 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
‘Tied’ rather than ‘All Square’ or ‘A/S’
The first controversy of the Ryder Cup.
The first controversy of the Ryder Cup.
Where would poolside holidays be without Pitbull?
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Where would poolside holidays be without Pitbull?
The other rubbish thing about the timing of the transfer window is that we have to wait until after international break to see yesterday’s exciting signings. Momentum deflated.
PS Can you imagine if Isak gets injured playing for Sweden?!
PS Can you imagine if Isak gets injured playing for Sweden?!
September 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The other rubbish thing about the timing of the transfer window is that we have to wait until after international break to see yesterday’s exciting signings. Momentum deflated.
PS Can you imagine if Isak gets injured playing for Sweden?!
PS Can you imagine if Isak gets injured playing for Sweden?!
Why were the European Ryder Cup picks scheduled for the same day as football’s transfer deadline day?
September 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Why were the European Ryder Cup picks scheduled for the same day as football’s transfer deadline day?