i really regret asking the mc5 to judge the oedipal society’s homemade preserve contest

There'll be lots of far-right euphoria today. But let's be clear: Trump's only real victory is managing to maintain a consistently loyal base. In terms of policy success, he is limited by his lack of intelligence, understanding, consistency and organisational skills. He failed to achieve in office.

This is George Monbiot's "X" leaving speech, and wow ❤️

@georgemonbiot.bsky.social

If a child asks you if you're smart and you say yes and they tell you to spell it, the answer is "i t." Just a heads-up for grown-ups who don't want to get rolled

Very proud of my friend Susan who has written this beautiful children’s book. She doesn’t have the marketing machine of Walliams but worth checking out if you like engaging nature writing for kids.

my friend's uncle works at samsung and he told my friend that they tried to make a tv with no bezel at all but when they turned it on the shows all spilled out the sides and they had to put a big cement sarcophagus on the building like chernobyl to stop tv shows from getting everywhere

We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes

Most people don’t know that slavery still exists. Amendment 13 abolishes slavery except where imprisoned. There should be no exceptions to abolish slavery.

You can pry some pretty cool stuff from cold dead hands

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,453,947!