Andy
@andybitesdog.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇪🇺
Punk veggie leftie nudist travelling gamer.
Edinburgh, Scotland 🏴
IG: andybitesdog007
Punk veggie leftie nudist travelling gamer.
Edinburgh, Scotland 🏴
IG: andybitesdog007
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Andy
@andybitesdog.bsky.social
· Sep 17
Morning world, sorry for not posting for AGES! Been a poorly boy. Anyway, I'm back to my usual nonsense so happy hump day everyone!
#HHD
#HHD
Curtis's amazing chest is inspiring me to want to get back into shape again. This was me about 5 years ago
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Curtis's amazing chest is inspiring me to want to get back into shape again. This was me about 5 years ago
I made daikon scallops and agedashi tofu for dinner this evening, was pretty damn good
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I made daikon scallops and agedashi tofu for dinner this evening, was pretty damn good
Is it only us Bristolians that "smooth" a cat instead of "stroke"?
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Is it only us Bristolians that "smooth" a cat instead of "stroke"?
I'm ok with most of the signs of getting old, wrinkles, making an 'oof' sound when I stand up etc.
But finding a nearly two inch long eyebrow hair was something I was not prepared for 😵
But finding a nearly two inch long eyebrow hair was something I was not prepared for 😵
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I'm ok with most of the signs of getting old, wrinkles, making an 'oof' sound when I stand up etc.
But finding a nearly two inch long eyebrow hair was something I was not prepared for 😵
But finding a nearly two inch long eyebrow hair was something I was not prepared for 😵
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Your semi regular reminder to not buy Cathedral City cheese. Other cheddars are available, and superior in some cases.
#cheesereminders
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
#cheesereminders
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
Davidstow Cathedral City cheese firm pollution fine
Cathedral City manufacturer Dairy Crest has admitted polluting the local area over five years.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Your semi regular reminder to not buy Cathedral City cheese. Other cheddars are available, and superior in some cases.
#cheesereminders
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
#cheesereminders
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
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Well this was quite a cool little thriller, Emma Thompson was great as usual
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Well this was quite a cool little thriller, Emma Thompson was great as usual
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Doing some gardening. Brighton 2015
Doing some gardening. Brighton 2015
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Doing some gardening. Brighton 2015
Doing some gardening. Brighton 2015
Happy Birthday @geoffdeburca.bsky.social May you get spoilt rotten and have a wonderful day. Xx 😘🎂🎉❤️
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Happy Birthday @geoffdeburca.bsky.social May you get spoilt rotten and have a wonderful day. Xx 😘🎂🎉❤️
He fucked it... But I still want to make sweet sweet love to Nick Mohammed
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
He fucked it... But I still want to make sweet sweet love to Nick Mohammed
What is this abomination?! 😱
(Also love that it mentions cheese 4 times on one label)
(Also love that it mentions cheese 4 times on one label)
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
What is this abomination?! 😱
(Also love that it mentions cheese 4 times on one label)
(Also love that it mentions cheese 4 times on one label)
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Imagine all the things we could spend that half billion on. Time to #AbolishTheMonarchy. #NotMyKing
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Imagine all the things we could spend that half billion on. Time to #AbolishTheMonarchy. #NotMyKing
The bulge and the boner
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The bulge and the boner
@jmcl1980.bsky.social Happy Birthday!! 🎈🎂 🎉🍆
November 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
@jmcl1980.bsky.social Happy Birthday!! 🎈🎂 🎉🍆
Happiest of birthdays BAndy! 🥳🎉🎈🍆 @drewbear84.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Happiest of birthdays BAndy! 🥳🎉🎈🍆 @drewbear84.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Squeal! Surprise date night with Jamie and Slimer 👻👻👻
October 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Squeal! Surprise date night with Jamie and Slimer 👻👻👻
October 31, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Having to stop sexting a friend so that I can watch Traitors 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Having to stop sexting a friend so that I can watch Traitors 🤣
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Strip Michelle Mone of her peerage and OBE.
Covid19 bereaved families for justice.
Covid19 bereaved families for justice.
Write to your MP to demand Michelle Mone is stripped of her peerage and OBE
Please write to your MP asking them to support our campaign to remove Michelle Mone from the House of Lords and strip her of her OBE. She should not keep honours and influence while £122 million of pu...
actionnetwork.org
October 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Strip Michelle Mone of her peerage and OBE.
Covid19 bereaved families for justice.
Covid19 bereaved families for justice.
Calling for STI results will never be anything other than terrifying 😭
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Calling for STI results will never be anything other than terrifying 😭
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FUUUUUUUUUCK you Jimmy Carr you fucking shit flinging mannequin looking poor hair plugs having shiny faced fucking cunt.
I thought he was a knob anyway, but I didn't know about this.
Cunts in that audience too.
Cunts in that audience too.
The comedian of choi$€ for reputation laundering efforts by both Saudi Arabia and Israel pinning his flag quite voraciously to Graham Linehan here...
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
FUUUUUUUUUCK you Jimmy Carr you fucking shit flinging mannequin looking poor hair plugs having shiny faced fucking cunt.
I've been in Bristol for 5 mins and have already seen a street covered in St George flags 🤢
I don't miss living in England at all 🚮
I don't miss living in England at all 🚮
October 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I've been in Bristol for 5 mins and have already seen a street covered in St George flags 🤢
I don't miss living in England at all 🚮
I don't miss living in England at all 🚮
Sweet jeesus it's cold in Edinburgh this morning 🥶
I'm staying in bed and you can't make me get up!
I'm staying in bed and you can't make me get up!
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Sweet jeesus it's cold in Edinburgh this morning 🥶
I'm staying in bed and you can't make me get up!
I'm staying in bed and you can't make me get up!