Andy
@andy.teamgay.org
Unabashedly queer masshole. Bostoner. Voracious eater. Expect content about dogs, dudes, and dick jokes. Daddy AF. Carbatarian. 4-letter word. Alphabet Mafia. 100% That Bitch.
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Andy
@andy.teamgay.org
· Jun 1
Pride is a riot - Andy M Mallon - AM²
Last year was the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall riots, which mark the start of the modern LGBTQ rights movement in the US. In the subsequent half century, the queer community has made significant ...
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Waking up to another Pride month where trans and queer folx have to live in fear.
So let's file the "love is love" BS right next to the thoughts and prayers.
Pride is a riot. What are you going to riot for?
am2.co/2020/06/prid...
So let's file the "love is love" BS right next to the thoughts and prayers.
Pride is a riot. What are you going to riot for?
am2.co/2020/06/prid...
Stack Overflow moved forward with their absolutely HIDEOUS new branding.
They proposed it here, and were firmly informed that it is hideous & nobody likes it:
meta.stackexchange.com/questions/41...
That branding is now live on the corporate site (stackoverflow.co) and coming to the main site soon.
They proposed it here, and were firmly informed that it is hideous & nobody likes it:
meta.stackexchange.com/questions/41...
That branding is now live on the corporate site (stackoverflow.co) and coming to the main site soon.
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Stack Overflow moved forward with their absolutely HIDEOUS new branding.
They proposed it here, and were firmly informed that it is hideous & nobody likes it:
meta.stackexchange.com/questions/41...
That branding is now live on the corporate site (stackoverflow.co) and coming to the main site soon.
They proposed it here, and were firmly informed that it is hideous & nobody likes it:
meta.stackexchange.com/questions/41...
That branding is now live on the corporate site (stackoverflow.co) and coming to the main site soon.
Chef's counter seating in a restaurant, where your seat overlooks an open kitchen is just a culinary cuck chair where you watch Chef take care of your dining companions while you watch.
a man is sitting in a chair in front of a lamp in a dark room .
Alt: a man is sitting in a chair in front of a lamp in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Chef's counter seating in a restaurant, where your seat overlooks an open kitchen is just a culinary cuck chair where you watch Chef take care of your dining companions while you watch.
Reposted by Andy
Pie'o'neer™️
America's favorite paneer pot pie.
America's favorite paneer pot pie.
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Pie'o'neer™️
America's favorite paneer pot pie.
America's favorite paneer pot pie.
The text messages of a gay millennial man are filled with the best stories.
I spent 20 years of my life pretending to be heterosexual. I didn't even breathe the thought into speech until I was 18.
Janet knows I'm not going to tell anyone she slept with her cousin. It's fine.
I spent 20 years of my life pretending to be heterosexual. I didn't even breathe the thought into speech until I was 18.
Janet knows I'm not going to tell anyone she slept with her cousin. It's fine.
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The text messages of a gay millennial man are filled with the best stories.
I spent 20 years of my life pretending to be heterosexual. I didn't even breathe the thought into speech until I was 18.
Janet knows I'm not going to tell anyone she slept with her cousin. It's fine.
I spent 20 years of my life pretending to be heterosexual. I didn't even breathe the thought into speech until I was 18.
Janet knows I'm not going to tell anyone she slept with her cousin. It's fine.
Have a day that matters.
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Not all memorable days are nice ones, but we only remember the days that matter.
Nice'll only get you so far.
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Not all memorable days are nice ones, but we only remember the days that matter.
Nice'll only get you so far.
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Have a day that matters.
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Not all memorable days are nice ones, but we only remember the days that matter.
Nice'll only get you so far.
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Not all memorable days are nice ones, but we only remember the days that matter.
Nice'll only get you so far.
Freddie Mercury was one of the greatest artists ever. His range, his writing, his performing, his graphic arts...
Brian May is not only an incredible guitarist and astrophysicist, but wildly successful at being a curator of Queen's music and Freddie's legacy.
Freddie died, but his legacy is alive.
Brian May is not only an incredible guitarist and astrophysicist, but wildly successful at being a curator of Queen's music and Freddie's legacy.
Freddie died, but his legacy is alive.
a man is standing on a stage in front of a large crowd
Alt: Freddie Mercury is standing on a stage in front of a huge crowd at the Queen concert at Wembley Stadium
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Freddie Mercury was one of the greatest artists ever. His range, his writing, his performing, his graphic arts...
Brian May is not only an incredible guitarist and astrophysicist, but wildly successful at being a curator of Queen's music and Freddie's legacy.
Freddie died, but his legacy is alive.
Brian May is not only an incredible guitarist and astrophysicist, but wildly successful at being a curator of Queen's music and Freddie's legacy.
Freddie died, but his legacy is alive.
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Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall
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November 19 is World Toilet Day — officially declared by the United Nations to bring attention to the the 3.4 billion people who live without "safely managed sanitation." n.pr/3X1BB07
World Toilet Day is today! Um .. is that really the best name?
November 19 is World Toilet Day — officially declared by the United Nations to bring attention to the the 3.4 billion people who live without "safely managed sanitation."
n.pr
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
November 19 is World Toilet Day — officially declared by the United Nations to bring attention to the the 3.4 billion people who live without "safely managed sanitation." n.pr/3X1BB07
Every once in a while, someone asks why I don't run for office.
I've given various reasons over the years, but am going to stop gilding the lily.
The answer just boils down to the same thing: I already get called "faggot" enough without running for local office.
I've given various reasons over the years, but am going to stop gilding the lily.
The answer just boils down to the same thing: I already get called "faggot" enough without running for local office.
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Every once in a while, someone asks why I don't run for office.
I've given various reasons over the years, but am going to stop gilding the lily.
The answer just boils down to the same thing: I already get called "faggot" enough without running for local office.
I've given various reasons over the years, but am going to stop gilding the lily.
The answer just boils down to the same thing: I already get called "faggot" enough without running for local office.
I've been trying to avoid getting too deep into politics right now because.... Reasons.
But every once in a while, I check to see if the dumbass has gone full Orwell and renamed the Press Secretary to be the Secretary of Truth.
But every once in a while, I check to see if the dumbass has gone full Orwell and renamed the Press Secretary to be the Secretary of Truth.
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I've been trying to avoid getting too deep into politics right now because.... Reasons.
But every once in a while, I check to see if the dumbass has gone full Orwell and renamed the Press Secretary to be the Secretary of Truth.
But every once in a while, I check to see if the dumbass has gone full Orwell and renamed the Press Secretary to be the Secretary of Truth.
Are my pronouns he/him/Daddy, or do I just refer to myself in 3rd person?
October 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Are my pronouns he/him/Daddy, or do I just refer to myself in 3rd person?
Reposted by Andy
“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
October 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
Me thinking quickly on my feet to explain the period when I worked for ICE: “I was selling drugs… ,uh, to children.”
A middle-aged woman at the airport gate shouts to her husband who is walking away and leaving her with the kids, "Daddy!"
4 men travelling with families and myself all turn around.
💅🏳️🌈 Flight attendant walking by looks at me and laughs.
4 men travelling with families and myself all turn around.
💅🏳️🌈 Flight attendant walking by looks at me and laughs.
October 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
A middle-aged woman at the airport gate shouts to her husband who is walking away and leaving her with the kids, "Daddy!"
4 men travelling with families and myself all turn around.
💅🏳️🌈 Flight attendant walking by looks at me and laughs.
4 men travelling with families and myself all turn around.
💅🏳️🌈 Flight attendant walking by looks at me and laughs.
Reposted by Andy
October 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you're queer and love trains, did you watch Murder, She Wrote when you were younger?
October 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If you're queer and love trains, did you watch Murder, She Wrote when you were younger?
Reposted by Andy
“Criticism is practically treason.” Bill Mauldin, 1969.
September 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“Criticism is practically treason.” Bill Mauldin, 1969.
I've had a lot of jobs where I was successful despite an ineffective manager. I've had plenty of jobs with good managers, where we were successful together.
This is the first job in a while where I feel like the whole team operates as a single successful unit, because we have a GREAT manager.
This is the first job in a while where I feel like the whole team operates as a single successful unit, because we have a GREAT manager.
September 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I've had a lot of jobs where I was successful despite an ineffective manager. I've had plenty of jobs with good managers, where we were successful together.
This is the first job in a while where I feel like the whole team operates as a single successful unit, because we have a GREAT manager.
This is the first job in a while where I feel like the whole team operates as a single successful unit, because we have a GREAT manager.
Reposted by Andy
From my colleague: letting the FCC set itself up as some sort of Ministry of Truth would damage the First Amendment.
September 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
From my colleague: letting the FCC set itself up as some sort of Ministry of Truth would damage the First Amendment.
The best buddy comedy pair of our time is Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda.
They make Bert + Ernie look like buffoons.
They make Bert + Ernie look like buffoons.
September 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The best buddy comedy pair of our time is Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda.
They make Bert + Ernie look like buffoons.
They make Bert + Ernie look like buffoons.
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The head of an independent United Nations commission that concludes Israel has committed genocide in Gaza argues that countries supplying weapons to Israel, like the United States, are also complicit.
Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, a UN inquiry finds
The head of an independent United Nations commission that concludes Israel has committed genocide in Gaza argues that countries supplying weapons to Israel, like the United States, are also complicit.
n.pr
September 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
💯
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This is why they’re deleting studies
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This is why they’re deleting studies
Reposted by Andy
For the umpteenth time: Today’s Republican Party does not believe in, and cannot handle, free speech.👇
September 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
For the umpteenth time: Today’s Republican Party does not believe in, and cannot handle, free speech.👇
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JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/
September 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/
The right wing is just mad at trans folks because they don't know if they can pay them 20% less like women, or if they have to prorate that.
September 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The right wing is just mad at trans folks because they don't know if they can pay them 20% less like women, or if they have to prorate that.