Andy
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Unabashedly queer masshole. Bostoner. Voracious eater. Expect content about dogs, dudes, and dick jokes. Daddy AF. Carbatarian. 4-letter word. Alphabet Mafia. 100% That Bitch.
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Andy
@andy.teamgay.org
· Jun 1
Pride is a riot - Andy M Mallon - AM²
Last year was the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall riots, which mark the start of the modern LGBTQ rights movement in the US. In the subsequent half century, the queer community has made significant ...
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Waking up to another Pride month where trans and queer folx have to live in fear.
So let's file the "love is love" BS right next to the thoughts and prayers.
Pride is a riot. What are you going to riot for?
am2.co/2020/06/prid...
So let's file the "love is love" BS right next to the thoughts and prayers.
Pride is a riot. What are you going to riot for?
am2.co/2020/06/prid...
Oh yeah, it took me a minute to see "d n proto" because the whole time, i was reading "dino proto"
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Oh yeah, it took me a minute to see "d n proto" because the whole time, i was reading "dino proto"
Read this as "Dino Proto"
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Read this as "Dino Proto"
As you know, my hometown river is THE river.
For the benefit of others... "The New-England Boy's Song about Thanksgiving Day" was written in my hometown.
Colloquially known as "Over the River and Through the Wood," the poem describes a sleigh ride over the mighty Mystic River, albeit not by name.
For the benefit of others... "The New-England Boy's Song about Thanksgiving Day" was written in my hometown.
Colloquially known as "Over the River and Through the Wood," the poem describes a sleigh ride over the mighty Mystic River, albeit not by name.
January 12, 2026 at 9:23 PM
As you know, my hometown river is THE river.
For the benefit of others... "The New-England Boy's Song about Thanksgiving Day" was written in my hometown.
Colloquially known as "Over the River and Through the Wood," the poem describes a sleigh ride over the mighty Mystic River, albeit not by name.
For the benefit of others... "The New-England Boy's Song about Thanksgiving Day" was written in my hometown.
Colloquially known as "Over the River and Through the Wood," the poem describes a sleigh ride over the mighty Mystic River, albeit not by name.
F*cking snowflake pussies hiding behind their badge and gun.
Is your free speech more free than mine? Oink oink.
Is your free speech more free than mine? Oink oink.
January 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
F*cking snowflake pussies hiding behind their badge and gun.
Is your free speech more free than mine? Oink oink.
Is your free speech more free than mine? Oink oink.
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Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’
January 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’
I bet it has a pleasant, but sharp taste
January 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I bet it has a pleasant, but sharp taste
Luna, back in the day, we had a girl named Callie who learned how to reliably get the treats out.
Listen to your ancestors for advice. I think it requires some paw-eye coordination, and you've got beautiful eyes, so I know you can do it.
Listen to your ancestors for advice. I think it requires some paw-eye coordination, and you've got beautiful eyes, so I know you can do it.
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Luna, back in the day, we had a girl named Callie who learned how to reliably get the treats out.
Listen to your ancestors for advice. I think it requires some paw-eye coordination, and you've got beautiful eyes, so I know you can do it.
Listen to your ancestors for advice. I think it requires some paw-eye coordination, and you've got beautiful eyes, so I know you can do it.
Remember to think critically when reading news and when looking at the accompanying photos. Read the captions. Read the alt text. Look closer. Think about what happened leading up to the photographer taking the photo. Think about what happens next. Think about who the aggressor is.
January 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Remember to think critically when reading news and when looking at the accompanying photos. Read the captions. Read the alt text. Look closer. Think about what happened leading up to the photographer taking the photo. Think about what happens next. Think about who the aggressor is.
Yeah, we can't do that trick. Eliphie got it into the union contract to have that categorized as a hate crime.
January 4, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Yeah, we can't do that trick. Eliphie got it into the union contract to have that categorized as a hate crime.
Spitters are quitters.
I suspect this is related to all that pissing that race horses are known for
I suspect this is related to all that pissing that race horses are known for
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Spitters are quitters.
I suspect this is related to all that pissing that race horses are known for
I suspect this is related to all that pissing that race horses are known for
Btw, you had my attention with "horny"
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Btw, you had my attention with "horny"
If I hold a piece of salmon jerky in my hand and show it to her, Elphie will produce 5 gallons of saliva in about 2 minutes.
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
If I hold a piece of salmon jerky in my hand and show it to her, Elphie will produce 5 gallons of saliva in about 2 minutes.
"Requires permission to precise location"
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 AM
"Requires permission to precise location"
Unless you have a show off kink.
Then it's a tiny bladder solution.
Then it's a tiny bladder solution.
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Unless you have a show off kink.
Then it's a tiny bladder solution.
Then it's a tiny bladder solution.
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beeeaaaaannnnnsssss
I'm begging of you, please don't take my ham.
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beeeaaaaannnnnsssss
Please don't take ham just because you can.
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beeeaaaaannnnnsssss
I'm begging of you, please don't take my ham.
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beeeaaaaannnnnsssss
Please don't take ham just because you can.
a black and white photo of a woman singing into a microphone with the words " jolene jolene jolene jolene jolene " below her
Alt: Dolly Parton singing into a microphone with the words " jolene jolene jolene jolene jolene " below her
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January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beeeaaaaannnnnsssss
I'm begging of you, please don't take my ham.
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beeeaaaaannnnnsssss
Please don't take ham just because you can.
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beeeaaaaannnnnsssss
I'm begging of you, please don't take my ham.
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beans
Toe beeeaaaaannnnnsssss
Please don't take ham just because you can.
I did Career Day a few years, then had a year I couldn't make it and had to decline...
Then staffing changes at the school...
Then the school went from "Catholic, but wicked Boston" to "Catholic, and appropriately conservative" and I'll probably never set foot in the building again. 🤣🤣
Then staffing changes at the school...
Then the school went from "Catholic, but wicked Boston" to "Catholic, and appropriately conservative" and I'll probably never set foot in the building again. 🤣🤣
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I did Career Day a few years, then had a year I couldn't make it and had to decline...
Then staffing changes at the school...
Then the school went from "Catholic, but wicked Boston" to "Catholic, and appropriately conservative" and I'll probably never set foot in the building again. 🤣🤣
Then staffing changes at the school...
Then the school went from "Catholic, but wicked Boston" to "Catholic, and appropriately conservative" and I'll probably never set foot in the building again. 🤣🤣
It's been a long time since that, but I have to think that my chances of getting that invite in 2026 are near zero.
It's been a wild quarter century since high school.
I'd pay large sums of money to go back in time to see 2001 Andy react to being told I'd be a successful queer poly pro nerd. 🤣
It's been a wild quarter century since high school.
I'd pay large sums of money to go back in time to see 2001 Andy react to being told I'd be a successful queer poly pro nerd. 🤣
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
It's been a long time since that, but I have to think that my chances of getting that invite in 2026 are near zero.
It's been a wild quarter century since high school.
I'd pay large sums of money to go back in time to see 2001 Andy react to being told I'd be a successful queer poly pro nerd. 🤣
It's been a wild quarter century since high school.
I'd pay large sums of money to go back in time to see 2001 Andy react to being told I'd be a successful queer poly pro nerd. 🤣
Once upon a time, my Catholic high school invited my college dropout ass back for career day.
I had an honest chat with the (Jewish) Guidance Dept Chairwoman about my perception that a gay college dropout seemed like an odd choice for career day at a Catholic college prep High School.
I had an honest chat with the (Jewish) Guidance Dept Chairwoman about my perception that a gay college dropout seemed like an odd choice for career day at a Catholic college prep High School.
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Once upon a time, my Catholic high school invited my college dropout ass back for career day.
I had an honest chat with the (Jewish) Guidance Dept Chairwoman about my perception that a gay college dropout seemed like an odd choice for career day at a Catholic college prep High School.
I had an honest chat with the (Jewish) Guidance Dept Chairwoman about my perception that a gay college dropout seemed like an odd choice for career day at a Catholic college prep High School.
Grammatically, this feels like the kind of thing you'd learn in middle school.
I can totally understand educators making a curriculum and having a spirited discussion that resulted in the decision that it's not worth the hassle of teaching early teens about an interrobang.
Same as polyamory.
I can totally understand educators making a curriculum and having a spirited discussion that resulted in the decision that it's not worth the hassle of teaching early teens about an interrobang.
Same as polyamory.
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Grammatically, this feels like the kind of thing you'd learn in middle school.
I can totally understand educators making a curriculum and having a spirited discussion that resulted in the decision that it's not worth the hassle of teaching early teens about an interrobang.
Same as polyamory.
I can totally understand educators making a curriculum and having a spirited discussion that resulted in the decision that it's not worth the hassle of teaching early teens about an interrobang.
Same as polyamory.
My favorite character is either the interrobang or zero-width joiner.
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
My favorite character is either the interrobang or zero-width joiner.
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I appreciate the attention to detail
January 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I appreciate the attention to detail
I'm like 95% sure that Freddie & Kenji modeled for that ornament
January 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I'm like 95% sure that Freddie & Kenji modeled for that ornament
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