Andrew Seiner
@andrewseiner.bsky.social
You're reddit famous off this same joke for the 9th time @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social
I don't know what you get from your 10th hit on your punch card. But I hope it's good next spring!
I don't know what you get from your 10th hit on your punch card. But I hope it's good next spring!
December 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You're reddit famous off this same joke for the 9th time @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social
I don't know what you get from your 10th hit on your punch card. But I hope it's good next spring!
I don't know what you get from your 10th hit on your punch card. But I hope it's good next spring!
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Saw a thing about "Are men okay?" and "Bleedout Spots". Anyways, train of though lead to some pretty words:
"If I die in the morning. Let me slip away the moment before the sun shatters the horizon.
I want to slip into eternity knowing the potential of the new day I've given myself to."
"If I die in the morning. Let me slip away the moment before the sun shatters the horizon.
I want to slip into eternity knowing the potential of the new day I've given myself to."
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Saw a thing about "Are men okay?" and "Bleedout Spots". Anyways, train of though lead to some pretty words:
"If I die in the morning. Let me slip away the moment before the sun shatters the horizon.
I want to slip into eternity knowing the potential of the new day I've given myself to."
"If I die in the morning. Let me slip away the moment before the sun shatters the horizon.
I want to slip into eternity knowing the potential of the new day I've given myself to."
@starwarsexplained.com Can we trade? You get Ronny Johnson, we keep Warnock?
Pretty sure I know the answer. But, you know. Couldn't hurt to ask.
Pretty sure I know the answer. But, you know. Couldn't hurt to ask.
June 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
@starwarsexplained.com Can we trade? You get Ronny Johnson, we keep Warnock?
Pretty sure I know the answer. But, you know. Couldn't hurt to ask.
Pretty sure I know the answer. But, you know. Couldn't hurt to ask.
Unfriendly reminder: Baywatch and WWE were huge when I was a kid. Don't tell me Pride parades are "unsuitable" for children.
Or at least just come out and say you'd rather us objectify femininity, masculinity, and sex rather than explore it with compassion, joy, and consent first.
Or at least just come out and say you'd rather us objectify femininity, masculinity, and sex rather than explore it with compassion, joy, and consent first.
June 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Unfriendly reminder: Baywatch and WWE were huge when I was a kid. Don't tell me Pride parades are "unsuitable" for children.
Or at least just come out and say you'd rather us objectify femininity, masculinity, and sex rather than explore it with compassion, joy, and consent first.
Or at least just come out and say you'd rather us objectify femininity, masculinity, and sex rather than explore it with compassion, joy, and consent first.
I was a good little corporate pawn. I kept my hands in my lap and my mouth shut while or building's AGM and our Regional Manager reminisced fondly about their union busting campaigning at a sister building back in 2016.
I was way too far left of center to be in that room and at that table.
I was way too far left of center to be in that room and at that table.
January 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I was a good little corporate pawn. I kept my hands in my lap and my mouth shut while or building's AGM and our Regional Manager reminisced fondly about their union busting campaigning at a sister building back in 2016.
I was way too far left of center to be in that room and at that table.
I was way too far left of center to be in that room and at that table.
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Basically, people who don’t mind being called weird are “good weird.” People who get mad when they’re called weird are “bad weird.”
July 29, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Basically, people who don’t mind being called weird are “good weird.” People who get mad when they’re called weird are “bad weird.”
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Also the whole discussion about what demographics Kamala will appeal to is inherently racist and sexist when the actual PRIME audience for her is Mid 40s Men Who Buy Vinyl On Record Store Day
July 22, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Also the whole discussion about what demographics Kamala will appeal to is inherently racist and sexist when the actual PRIME audience for her is Mid 40s Men Who Buy Vinyl On Record Store Day
June 6, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Rose screams "No! STOP!" any time we sing along with what she's singing.
Upside: she's got "Ah Crap" down when she drops stuff.
Upside: she's got "Ah Crap" down when she drops stuff.
May 28, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Rose screams "No! STOP!" any time we sing along with what she's singing.
Upside: she's got "Ah Crap" down when she drops stuff.
Upside: she's got "Ah Crap" down when she drops stuff.
The Book of Boba Fett is some peak ass Star Wars. And in this dissertation, I will-
May 25, 2024 at 12:28 PM
The Book of Boba Fett is some peak ass Star Wars. And in this dissertation, I will-
It'd be just as just as unfunny if Kim Jong Un, Putin, Trump, or ol' Beni from Tel Aviv found a mountain with their face at ~100mph.
Iran’s authoritarian president slamming into a mountain like Wily Coyote isn’t funny guys
May 20, 2024 at 2:29 AM
It'd be just as just as unfunny if Kim Jong Un, Putin, Trump, or ol' Beni from Tel Aviv found a mountain with their face at ~100mph.
Blew all the grass clippings into the drainage ditch for the first time just now- Feel like I just completed a hidden quest and got enough bonus XP from it to become a level 7 Dad.
I think I got even more XP because I was wearing cargo shorts and white New Balances
I think I got even more XP because I was wearing cargo shorts and white New Balances
May 18, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Blew all the grass clippings into the drainage ditch for the first time just now- Feel like I just completed a hidden quest and got enough bonus XP from it to become a level 7 Dad.
I think I got even more XP because I was wearing cargo shorts and white New Balances
I think I got even more XP because I was wearing cargo shorts and white New Balances
God grant me the self assured confidence of a right-leaning libertarian in a Facebook comment section.
May 13, 2024 at 5:55 PM
God grant me the self assured confidence of a right-leaning libertarian in a Facebook comment section.
Apparently people are mad there was a minor character referred to with they/them pronouns in Tales of the Empire? Therefore, they must be a non-binary character placed there by the woke Disney cabal to brainwash kids into... Showing basic courtesy when someone is presenting androgynously???
May 8, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Apparently people are mad there was a minor character referred to with they/them pronouns in Tales of the Empire? Therefore, they must be a non-binary character placed there by the woke Disney cabal to brainwash kids into... Showing basic courtesy when someone is presenting androgynously???
Well. This is weird. Being a couple hundred feet from dudes I grew up listening to and watching.
April 26, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Well. This is weird. Being a couple hundred feet from dudes I grew up listening to and watching.
Untrue things breed ignorance. Ignorance breeds cruelty.
April 18, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Untrue things breed ignorance. Ignorance breeds cruelty.
Don't want to brag. But I realized one can bring their trash & recycling cans *inside* the garage when it snows.
So I'm basically a genius now.
So I'm basically a genius now.
March 22, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Don't want to brag. But I realized one can bring their trash & recycling cans *inside* the garage when it snows.
So I'm basically a genius now.
So I'm basically a genius now.
"I won't vote for the guy enabling a Fascist just to stop the guy that actually is a Fascist" isn't the moral high ground y'all think it is.
Either have the courage to do something that actually moves a needle or let us cowardly "lesser evil" folks do our thing.
See? I can snark tweet too.
Either have the courage to do something that actually moves a needle or let us cowardly "lesser evil" folks do our thing.
See? I can snark tweet too.
March 15, 2024 at 11:39 AM
"I won't vote for the guy enabling a Fascist just to stop the guy that actually is a Fascist" isn't the moral high ground y'all think it is.
Either have the courage to do something that actually moves a needle or let us cowardly "lesser evil" folks do our thing.
See? I can snark tweet too.
Either have the courage to do something that actually moves a needle or let us cowardly "lesser evil" folks do our thing.
See? I can snark tweet too.
Listen guys, I disagree with JJ's version of Star Wars. But y'all's obsession with calling "some how Palpatine returned" bad writing is embarrassing.
It ain't JJ's fault you need a cartoon to hand hold you through the exposition Meriadoc Brandybuck gave y'all in 2019.
It ain't JJ's fault you need a cartoon to hand hold you through the exposition Meriadoc Brandybuck gave y'all in 2019.
February 27, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Listen guys, I disagree with JJ's version of Star Wars. But y'all's obsession with calling "some how Palpatine returned" bad writing is embarrassing.
It ain't JJ's fault you need a cartoon to hand hold you through the exposition Meriadoc Brandybuck gave y'all in 2019.
It ain't JJ's fault you need a cartoon to hand hold you through the exposition Meriadoc Brandybuck gave y'all in 2019.
This person I'm training for the next 3 weeks at work is telling me all about what was talked about on Louder with Crowder recently. So if anyone needs me, I'll be pounding my head into the concrete.
February 21, 2024 at 2:28 PM
This person I'm training for the next 3 weeks at work is telling me all about what was talked about on Louder with Crowder recently. So if anyone needs me, I'll be pounding my head into the concrete.
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16 week national ban is not a moderate position, let's be very very and repeatedly clear
Donald Trump has been privately backing a 16-week national abortion ban, people with knowledge of his deliberations said. He appears to be trying to satisfy social conservatives who want to further restrict abortion access and voters who want more modest limits. nyti.ms/4bCMXxB
February 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
16 week national ban is not a moderate position, let's be very very and repeatedly clear
Someone I'm very thankful to know has qualified for top surgery. It would mean a lot to me if you could donate and or share to get him to his goal!
gofund.me/07e13021
gofund.me/07e13021
February 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Someone I'm very thankful to know has qualified for top surgery. It would mean a lot to me if you could donate and or share to get him to his goal!
gofund.me/07e13021
gofund.me/07e13021