"Hello. My name is Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor. You killed my mother. Prepare to die."

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This is what the rest of the world thinks of Trump, by Oliver Kornetzke

One day we’re gonna wake up to the news he’s dropped dead, phone in one hand, half full bucket of fried chicken in the other, and the spontaneous global celebrations will make the ending to Return Of The Jedi Special Edition look like the chess scene from The Seventh Seal.

THOU. SHALT. NOT. COME. FOR. THE. BOSS.

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its bac-

“-IS IT COOKED? I EAT IT IF ITS
COOKED! IS IT VALUABLE? SOME PEOPLE PAY A LOT OF MONEY FOR TURTLE STUFF!”

“New Woke Pope”. Three more from them later in the show.

So many “Christians” who haven’t figured out how to read the words of Christ. I have started quoting Bible verses at them; Matthew 25 is a good place to start:

every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now

Charles and Eddie with Would I lie to you?

Roses are red
Violets are blue

ICYMI: This week, we began the deep-dive into COLLAPSE INTO NOW, the final R.E.M. album. Available now wherever you get your podcasts!

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

From the artwork for Accelerate by R.E.M. - released in 2008. All 3 of our episodes covering the Accelerate era are out now for your listening pleasure!

The concept Nigel Farage is incapable of grasping is human rights are universal - if we start stripping away basic human rights from any section of society then none of us has rights – just privileges that can be taken away by people in power whenever they want. I’ll fight that to my last breath

Do not go gentle into that good night

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