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Craig Hamilton
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Music, data, football, and dogs. PhD Popular Music Studies. Recovering academic now doing data/tech stuff + a few music projects.

Culture lead on the #avfc Fan Advisory Board - https://avfcfab.org

My website: www.popmusicresearch.org
I’m delighted with a point away at Palace. Unai is livid. Other results going for us, so as you were. #avfc
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Some information from the #avfc Fan Advisory Board for any Villa fans planning their trip to Turkey for the Fenerbahce game later this month.

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January 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Nicolas Cage’s Walthamstow Nazi Flag Chaos. Three more from them later in the show.
January 7, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Reposted by Craig Hamilton
In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
4 things happened to me inside ~14 months between Aug 1995-Oct 1996. 1/🧵

1) After the pub on night, aged 21, I was sat on one of these in park, tipped over the handlebars, and broke my back.
January 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Man U & Celtic both sack their managers on the same day.

If you like listening to disappointed Irish fellas on radio phone-ins, today is Christmas.
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Southgate or we riot.
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Back to work tomorrow, lads.

The last time I was at work, I was 2025 Me, and I was laughing at all the stuff 2026 Me had to do, and what a chump that guy was.

But now I’m 2026 Me and it’s not funny.
January 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Man City, Liverpool, Chelsea, Man U, Sunderland all drop 2 points. Villa get 3.

Do you want to bet against us?

#avfc
January 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Liverpool look *terrible*. Shape, passing, confidence…everything is flat. Obviously I’d be happy for this continue forever, but clearly it can’t/won’t.
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
After a blip at Billion Pound Stoke, the sun is shining once more on Aston Villa.

Shout out to the bloke behind me, who relentlessly moaned his arse off through 90 minutes of total domination and 3 easy points.

#avfc
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Reposted by Craig Hamilton
I'm not necessarily saying that Grok should be set on fire, I'm just saying that in the early 1940s The Beano had a story in which Derek The Wild Boy of the Woods helps to build a giant robot Hitler, and in the end they decide to set it on fire, and it wasn't even a giant robot paedo Hitler
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
And Man City, Sunderland and (no laughing at the back) Spurs have all failed to win. It’s basically like the defeat on Tuesday never happened.
Liverpool, Chelsea, Man U, and Palace have all failed to win much easier games than our defeat at Arsenal. #avfc
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Liverpool, Chelsea, Man U, and Palace have all failed to win much easier games than our defeat at Arsenal. #avfc
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
A 2026 riddle:

Every New Years Day I meticulously clean out the kitchen cupboards and chuck all the out of date condiments, packets, tins, sauces, etc.

How come, then, do I *always* find stuff that is > 12 months out of date, such as this ginger, with a best before date of March 2023?
January 1, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Well we had to lose eventually, so at least we’re doing it in style. And Arsenal fans are bound to be gracious in victory {sarcasm}.

Take the licks and move on, Villans. There is a lot more to come from King Unai and this team.

#avfc
December 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Excellent first half, could/should have scored, and we’ve definitely turned the shithousery up to 11. #avfc
December 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Come on you Villa boys. #avfc
December 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Merry Christmas Villa fans. #avfc
December 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Final episode of The Bill: 2010
Minidisc withdrawn: 2013

There’s yer window when it all went to hell in a handcart.
Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
17 wins from 19 with a combined xG of “How do you like them apples?”

#avfc
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
COMPLETELY UNSUSTAINABLE #avfc
December 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We’ve been well and truly battered in that first half, so I’ll take 1-0 down to a terrible goal. Chelsea were much quicker, sharper. Some King Unai half time magic required. #avfc
December 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Very tough test today, ahead of another one in 3 days.

Come on you Villa boys. #avfc
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
#avfc fans: If you’ve not heard it, this interview with His Deanness is very good.

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Dean Smith's FIRST EVER Aston Villa podcast
Podcast Episode · Claret & Blue Podcast · 23/12/2025 · 1h 24m
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December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM