Drew Coleman
@andrewc09.bsky.social
They/He. Semi-confident targeted case manager. Once described as “a nice little buckaroo” by a coworker. The views expressed by this account reflect the opinions of everybody ever.
Shoutout to this guy standing stoically in the Jeff Gordon jacket as they play The Last Post before the Spurs v Man U game
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Shoutout to this guy standing stoically in the Jeff Gordon jacket as they play The Last Post before the Spurs v Man U game
Reposted by Drew Coleman
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
Can’t believe someone stole Floatzel’s idea like that
Floatzel is swimming to the Louvre to destroy capitalism.
October 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Can’t believe someone stole Floatzel’s idea like that
Government’s asleep post communism
October 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Government’s asleep post communism
Big morning for fish apparently
September 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Big morning for fish apparently
Reposted by Drew Coleman
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
Blessed to report that the gas station tv wasn’t working this morning
September 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Blessed to report that the gas station tv wasn’t working this morning
For a very specific branch of the internet this is gonna be like Moses coming down from Mount Sinai
Bro what do you mean a 4 part series on Scorigami??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN????? IGAMI
September 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
For a very specific branch of the internet this is gonna be like Moses coming down from Mount Sinai
Reposted by Drew Coleman
every reaction to the epstein birthday book
September 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
every reaction to the epstein birthday book
Love to see Cyril Abiteboul being Very Serious about the Genesis Hypercar project and remember the half-Renault half-honey badger tattoo he has.
September 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Love to see Cyril Abiteboul being Very Serious about the Genesis Hypercar project and remember the half-Renault half-honey badger tattoo he has.
The President is going to call Shadow the Hedgehog a bitch-ass motherfucker
September 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The President is going to call Shadow the Hedgehog a bitch-ass motherfucker
Reposted by Drew Coleman
TODAYBOR DAY IS LABOR DAY!
TODAYBORDAY IS LABORDAYBOR! TODAYBORDAY IS LABORDAYBOR!
TODAYBOR DAY IS A LABOR DAY BOR!
DAYBORDAY LABOR DAY! DAYBORDAY LABORS DAY!
COME ON EVERYBODY ITS LABOR DAY! COME ON EVERYBODY ITS A DAYBORDAY!
TODAYBORDAY IS LABORDAYBOR! TODAYBORDAY IS LABORDAYBOR!
TODAYBOR DAY IS A LABOR DAY BOR!
DAYBORDAY LABOR DAY! DAYBORDAY LABORS DAY!
COME ON EVERYBODY ITS LABOR DAY! COME ON EVERYBODY ITS A DAYBORDAY!
September 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
TODAYBOR DAY IS LABOR DAY!
TODAYBORDAY IS LABORDAYBOR! TODAYBORDAY IS LABORDAYBOR!
TODAYBOR DAY IS A LABOR DAY BOR!
DAYBORDAY LABOR DAY! DAYBORDAY LABORS DAY!
COME ON EVERYBODY ITS LABOR DAY! COME ON EVERYBODY ITS A DAYBORDAY!
TODAYBORDAY IS LABORDAYBOR! TODAYBORDAY IS LABORDAYBOR!
TODAYBOR DAY IS A LABOR DAY BOR!
DAYBORDAY LABOR DAY! DAYBORDAY LABORS DAY!
COME ON EVERYBODY ITS LABOR DAY! COME ON EVERYBODY ITS A DAYBORDAY!
Reposted by Drew Coleman
2024 Democrats: "We gotta throw Palestinians under the bus to win"
Post-2024 Democrats: "Well shit, that just lost us voters. Better throw trans people under the bus, too, now"
Post-2024 Democrats: "Well shit, that just lost us voters. Better throw trans people under the bus, too, now"
If a politician is willing to throw trans people under the bus, they'll be happy killing you too eventually. If a politician is willing to throw Palestinians under the bus, they'll be happy killing you too eventually. And so on.
July 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
2024 Democrats: "We gotta throw Palestinians under the bus to win"
Post-2024 Democrats: "Well shit, that just lost us voters. Better throw trans people under the bus, too, now"
Post-2024 Democrats: "Well shit, that just lost us voters. Better throw trans people under the bus, too, now"
My mission upon seeing the Cadillac driver announcement is now to get #Dadillac off the ground. Brocedes was good in its day but now we’re here for stability.
August 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My mission upon seeing the Cadillac driver announcement is now to get #Dadillac off the ground. Brocedes was good in its day but now we’re here for stability.
Been waiting in limbo for about three weeks now to see if corporate will approve a transfer that I’ve already gotten an agreement from both coordinators on so what I’m saying is I know how Eberechi Eze feels rn
August 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Been waiting in limbo for about three weeks now to see if corporate will approve a transfer that I’ve already gotten an agreement from both coordinators on so what I’m saying is I know how Eberechi Eze feels rn
Encountered what is perhaps the most AI-generated piece of office decor of all time yesterday
August 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Encountered what is perhaps the most AI-generated piece of office decor of all time yesterday
“Use AI to impersonate your kid who died in a school shooting” is the most modern America thing I’ve ever heard and can we get rid of Acosta now please?
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“Use AI to impersonate your kid who died in a school shooting” is the most modern America thing I’ve ever heard and can we get rid of Acosta now please?
What if I just made a thread of how long it took before a crash happened in every Mustang Challenge race I watch? (Disclaimer: I don’t usually watch them when they happen)
August 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
What if I just made a thread of how long it took before a crash happened in every Mustang Challenge race I watch? (Disclaimer: I don’t usually watch them when they happen)
Found out today that our office has an Ethernet port dedicated to fan fiction so if anyone needs any hmu
August 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Found out today that our office has an Ethernet port dedicated to fan fiction so if anyone needs any hmu
Sonic Adventure 2 (Dreamcast, 2001)
July 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sonic Adventure 2 (Dreamcast, 2001)
I need some of the people who live in my phone to tell me I’m not crazy for being the only person at my work to be upset they told some of us to just work Saturday and Sunday without being paid.
July 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I need some of the people who live in my phone to tell me I’m not crazy for being the only person at my work to be upset they told some of us to just work Saturday and Sunday without being paid.
Was in the longest traffic jam I think I’ve ever driven in personally today but the good news is it was so long I had time to get out and meet this cool dog from the car ahead!
July 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Was in the longest traffic jam I think I’ve ever driven in personally today but the good news is it was so long I had time to get out and meet this cool dog from the car ahead!
Reposted by Drew Coleman
Facebook’s AI suggestions are some of the most aggressively stupid things I’ve seen a corporation push on consumers
July 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Facebook’s AI suggestions are some of the most aggressively stupid things I’ve seen a corporation push on consumers
Van der Linde with the most bisexual seating position ever televised at Interlagos
July 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Van der Linde with the most bisexual seating position ever televised at Interlagos
I once led a group of friends in sneaking into the home of a prominent lawyer to coat one of the rooms in silly string. Some of that dried out silly string remains to this day.
Share a piece of lore about yourself
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
July 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I once led a group of friends in sneaking into the home of a prominent lawyer to coat one of the rooms in silly string. Some of that dried out silly string remains to this day.