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Avery Hage
@averyhage.bsky.social
32. Michigander. Big fan of things that go vroom. He/him
It's now Daytona 500 week baby who's ready for 3-wide fuel saving action and a 20-car pileup on the last lap??

If there's even that many still running!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
ass whooping
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Kicker MVP or we riot
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Him and the crowd can all go to hell
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
CADDY F1
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
In case it wasn't already over it's now super duper over
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
hell yeah
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Reposted by Avery Hage
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
LMAO facts
man I didn’t understand a damn word of that but it looked like they had a blast and I know it pissed off all the right people 10/10
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Hell yes woohoo AI and crypto ads baby fuck yes that's what I like give it to me let's go
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Never let them catch you flipping a grunt or whatever
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
"Trade agreement."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Sadly, not aliens."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"It's not designed to work that way"
February 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
RIP Brad Arnold. I had that Away from the Sun album on repeat when I was 9.
February 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Louis Deletraz is in the catbird seat to win his 6th (!!) championship in LMP2 competition
2021 ELMS
2022 ELMS
2023 WEC
2024 ELMS
2025 ELMS P/A
2025-26 AsLMS 🔜
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
It really is insane how much power and influence that guy had
Every bad thing in the past decade-plus somehow ties back to Epstein, huh?
February 6, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Hell yeah
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Okay so according to the latest Week in Sportscars podcast, the Honda to WEC story sounds like it may have come from a rogue source and that they most likely don’t have plans to join in the immediate future
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
f bomb in victory lane hell yeah
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
What the hell sure
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
lmao fuck you Austin
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Exactly my thoughts when I first heard about that doc
Ah, yes, another Dale documentary. Because we don't have any of those.
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
If a team wants to try slicks let them try it

Umm we haven't deemed the track to be dry 🤓

Stfu
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Not to be out done by IMSA, here comes the 24 Hours of Bowman Gray
February 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
1 lap at a fucking time
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM