Avery Hage
@averyhage.bsky.social
32. Michigander. Big fan of things that go vroom. He/him
He was also exceptionally quick that race
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
He was also exceptionally quick that race
Would you believe me if I told you the founder of an AI startup was behind this?!
Oh you would? Sorry what did you say? It's the least surprising thing in the world?
Oh you would? Sorry what did you say? It's the least surprising thing in the world?
This is an actual thing happening on Saturday. Imagine being this much of a pick-me shill.
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Would you believe me if I told you the founder of an AI startup was behind this?!
Oh you would? Sorry what did you say? It's the least surprising thing in the world?
Oh you would? Sorry what did you say? It's the least surprising thing in the world?
To get the mountains bluer than ever duh
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 AM
To get the mountains bluer than ever duh
Bootleggers to Bootlickers is top tier
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Bootleggers to Bootlickers is top tier
I checked out his entry on Wikipedia and immediately regretted it
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I checked out his entry on Wikipedia and immediately regretted it
Lmfaooo
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Lmfaooo
Abolish ICE yesterday
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Abolish ICE yesterday
I know you’re shocked user RowdyNinja8 but yes that is in fact the one and only Eric Estepp. It blew me away too!
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I know you’re shocked user RowdyNinja8 but yes that is in fact the one and only Eric Estepp. It blew me away too!
Can’t wait to see the posts where people share what’s in their drafts
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Can’t wait to see the posts where people share what’s in their drafts
The love in quotes. Girl, fuck you.
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The love in quotes. Girl, fuck you.
I don’t even know what the bands I listen to are screaming half the time and it’s in English 😭😭
It just has to sound good
It just has to sound good
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I don’t even know what the bands I listen to are screaming half the time and it’s in English 😭😭
It just has to sound good
It just has to sound good
This is what I’m thinking as well
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This is what I’m thinking as well
I wasn’t worried about a reconfig 😭😭
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I wasn’t worried about a reconfig 😭😭
What are they doing to Dega
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
What are they doing to Dega
I’m glad I decided to take that Monday off lol
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I’m glad I decided to take that Monday off lol
It's now Daytona 500 week baby who's ready for 3-wide fuel saving action and a 20-car pileup on the last lap??
If there's even that many still running!!
If there's even that many still running!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
It's now Daytona 500 week baby who's ready for 3-wide fuel saving action and a 20-car pileup on the last lap??
If there's even that many still running!!
If there's even that many still running!!
Well you're in luck!
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Well you're in luck!
Kicker MVP or we riot
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Kicker MVP or we riot
I mean I get it's literally TPUSA so the transphobia isn't surprising but the amount of hate trans people get for simply existing drives me up the fucking wall
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I mean I get it's literally TPUSA so the transphobia isn't surprising but the amount of hate trans people get for simply existing drives me up the fucking wall
Him and the crowd can all go to hell
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Him and the crowd can all go to hell