Avery Hage
@averyhage.bsky.social
32. Michigander. Big fan of things that go vroom. He/him
Hell yes woohoo AI and crypto ads baby fuck yes that's what I like give it to me let's go
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Hell yes woohoo AI and crypto ads baby fuck yes that's what I like give it to me let's go
Never let them catch you flipping a grunt or whatever
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Never let them catch you flipping a grunt or whatever
"Trade agreement."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Sadly, not aliens."
"Sadly, not aliens."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"It's not designed to work that way"
"It's not designed to work that way"
February 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
"Trade agreement."
RIP Brad Arnold. I had that Away from the Sun album on repeat when I was 9.
February 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
RIP Brad Arnold. I had that Away from the Sun album on repeat when I was 9.
Louis Deletraz is in the catbird seat to win his 6th (!!) championship in LMP2 competition
2021 ELMS
2022 ELMS
2023 WEC
2024 ELMS
2025 ELMS P/A
2025-26 AsLMS 🔜
2021 ELMS
2022 ELMS
2023 WEC
2024 ELMS
2025 ELMS P/A
2025-26 AsLMS 🔜
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Louis Deletraz is in the catbird seat to win his 6th (!!) championship in LMP2 competition
2021 ELMS
2022 ELMS
2023 WEC
2024 ELMS
2025 ELMS P/A
2025-26 AsLMS 🔜
2021 ELMS
2022 ELMS
2023 WEC
2024 ELMS
2025 ELMS P/A
2025-26 AsLMS 🔜
It really is insane how much power and influence that guy had
Every bad thing in the past decade-plus somehow ties back to Epstein, huh?
February 6, 2026 at 10:44 PM
It really is insane how much power and influence that guy had
Okay so according to the latest Week in Sportscars podcast, the Honda to WEC story sounds like it may have come from a rogue source and that they most likely don’t have plans to join in the immediate future
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Okay so according to the latest Week in Sportscars podcast, the Honda to WEC story sounds like it may have come from a rogue source and that they most likely don’t have plans to join in the immediate future
f bomb in victory lane hell yeah
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
f bomb in victory lane hell yeah
lmao fuck you Austin
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
lmao fuck you Austin
Exactly my thoughts when I first heard about that doc
Ah, yes, another Dale documentary. Because we don't have any of those.
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Exactly my thoughts when I first heard about that doc
If a team wants to try slicks let them try it
Umm we haven't deemed the track to be dry 🤓
Stfu
Umm we haven't deemed the track to be dry 🤓
Stfu
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
If a team wants to try slicks let them try it
Umm we haven't deemed the track to be dry 🤓
Stfu
Umm we haven't deemed the track to be dry 🤓
Stfu
Not to be out done by IMSA, here comes the 24 Hours of Bowman Gray
February 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Not to be out done by IMSA, here comes the 24 Hours of Bowman Gray
1 lap at a fucking time
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
1 lap at a fucking time
Eventually we'll complete all 200 laps.
Eventually
Eventually
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Eventually we'll complete all 200 laps.
Eventually
Eventually
Tire fall off good
February 5, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Tire fall off good
NASCAR is back
I'll fill your holes and cause an accordion effect down on the bottom lane
February 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
NASCAR is back
Debris or "debris"?
February 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Debris or "debris"?
Missed the LCQ but I’m tuned in for the Main Event 😎😎
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Missed the LCQ but I’m tuned in for the Main Event 😎😎
Happy National Girls & Women in Sports Day ❤️❤️❤️
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Happy National Girls & Women in Sports Day ❤️❤️❤️
I don’t expect a near-90 year old billionaire to be even remotely on the left but holy shit the dick riding is ridiculous. Stick to race cars you stupid fuck.
This guy is doing everything in his power to get me to stop caring. Holy shit dude.
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I don’t expect a near-90 year old billionaire to be even remotely on the left but holy shit the dick riding is ridiculous. Stick to race cars you stupid fuck.
I love how many Supercars drivers are competing in this year’s Bathurst 12h. Great to see.
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I love how many Supercars drivers are competing in this year’s Bathurst 12h. Great to see.
Passionate Competition or whatever that show’s called
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Passionate Competition or whatever that show’s called