Avery Hage
@averyhage.bsky.social
32. Michigander. Big fan of things that go vroom. He/him
Standings after race 1
February 16, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Standings after race 1
Thank god it wasn't Stenhouse I was so nervous they were gonna throw the yellow there
February 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Thank god it wasn't Stenhouse I was so nervous they were gonna throw the yellow there
TYLER REDDICKKKKKKKKKKK
February 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
TYLER REDDICKKKKKKKKKKK
Wait I already...
Ah shit, sorry guys. My bad. My mistake. That's on me.
Ah shit, sorry guys. My bad. My mistake. That's on me.
All right everybody you heard Larry in about 5 to 6 laps we have to start coming I don't make the rules
February 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Wait I already...
Ah shit, sorry guys. My bad. My mistake. That's on me.
Ah shit, sorry guys. My bad. My mistake. That's on me.
"What's wrong with being 30 and having feelings or attachment to an AI?"
I'm gonna crash out dawg
I'm gonna crash out dawg
February 15, 2026 at 10:05 PM
"What's wrong with being 30 and having feelings or attachment to an AI?"
I'm gonna crash out dawg
I'm gonna crash out dawg
Reposted by Avery Hage
shane van van van van van van van van van van van van van van *windows shut down noise*
February 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
shane van van van van van van van van van van van van van van *windows shut down noise*
Well I just hope there's consent among all parties involved
We're just hanging out watching the Daytona 500, meanwhile out there someone's wife is getting split roasted
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Well I just hope there's consent among all parties involved
stage 1 winner Zane Smith just as we all predicted
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
stage 1 winner Zane Smith just as we all predicted
go shane van der zande der linde der garde der drift der van gisbergen
February 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
go shane van der zande der linde der garde der drift der van gisbergen
alright lets do this shit i guess
February 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
alright lets do this shit i guess
Look idk who's gonna win the Daytona 500 but recent history tells us that at the very least a Ford driver is going to lead the most laps.
Only once has a Ford failed to lead the most laps at Daytona in the Next Gen era (Chase Elliott led the most in the 2022 summer race)
Only once has a Ford failed to lead the most laps at Daytona in the Next Gen era (Chase Elliott led the most in the 2022 summer race)
February 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Look idk who's gonna win the Daytona 500 but recent history tells us that at the very least a Ford driver is going to lead the most laps.
Only once has a Ford failed to lead the most laps at Daytona in the Next Gen era (Chase Elliott led the most in the 2022 summer race)
Only once has a Ford failed to lead the most laps at Daytona in the Next Gen era (Chase Elliott led the most in the 2022 summer race)
Over the last 10 Daytona 500s, the driver who led the most laps in the race has only won twice. Both of which were by Denny Hamlin (2016 & 2020).
February 15, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Over the last 10 Daytona 500s, the driver who led the most laps in the race has only won twice. Both of which were by Denny Hamlin (2016 & 2020).
Some initial observations from the B Pillar report are that the averages are incredibly close, with the top 7 covered by less than a tenth and the top 50 by less than a second.
Maro being #1 is quite fitting. I'm sure the team wanted him to be the finishing driver.
Maro being #1 is quite fitting. I'm sure the team wanted him to be the finishing driver.
February 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Some initial observations from the B Pillar report are that the averages are incredibly close, with the top 7 covered by less than a tenth and the top 50 by less than a second.
Maro being #1 is quite fitting. I'm sure the team wanted him to be the finishing driver.
Maro being #1 is quite fitting. I'm sure the team wanted him to be the finishing driver.
Not even Austin Hill understands why no one else wants to win
February 15, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Not even Austin Hill understands why no one else wants to win
Fucking Earl Bamber
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Fucking Earl Bamber
God that corvette is fucking fast
February 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
God that corvette is fucking fast
Catsburg vs Lello vs Kirchhofer. Absolute cinema
February 15, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Catsburg vs Lello vs Kirchhofer. Absolute cinema
Could see that one coming a mile away.
Or a kilometer or whatever.
Or a kilometer or whatever.
February 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Could see that one coming a mile away.
Or a kilometer or whatever.
Or a kilometer or whatever.
oooof that's a big one
February 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
oooof that's a big one
Catsburg you silly goose
February 15, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Catsburg you silly goose
Austin Hill would likely be undefeated at the February Daytona race when driving for RCR if his car's rear end didn't shit the bed last year.
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Austin Hill would likely be undefeated at the February Daytona race when driving for RCR if his car's rear end didn't shit the bed last year.
I would just wreck Austin Hill as soon as possible. He can't beat me if his car is not on the race track.
February 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I would just wreck Austin Hill as soon as possible. He can't beat me if his car is not on the race track.