Avery Hage
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Avery Hage
@averyhage.bsky.social
32. Michigander. Big fan of things that go vroom. He/him
I know you’re shocked user RowdyNinja8 but yes that is in fact the one and only Eric Estepp. It blew me away too!
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Can’t wait to see the posts where people share what’s in their drafts
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
The love in quotes. Girl, fuck you.
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I don’t even know what the bands I listen to are screaming half the time and it’s in English 😭😭

It just has to sound good
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
What are they doing to Dega
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
It's now Daytona 500 week baby who's ready for 3-wide fuel saving action and a 20-car pileup on the last lap??

If there's even that many still running!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
ass whooping
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Kicker MVP or we riot
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Him and the crowd can all go to hell
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
CADDY F1
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
In case it wasn't already over it's now super duper over
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
hell yeah
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Reposted by Avery Hage
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
LMAO facts
man I didn’t understand a damn word of that but it looked like they had a blast and I know it pissed off all the right people 10/10
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Hell yes woohoo AI and crypto ads baby fuck yes that's what I like give it to me let's go
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Never let them catch you flipping a grunt or whatever
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
"Trade agreement."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Sadly, not aliens."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"It's not designed to work that way"
February 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
RIP Brad Arnold. I had that Away from the Sun album on repeat when I was 9.
February 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Louis Deletraz is in the catbird seat to win his 6th (!!) championship in LMP2 competition
2021 ELMS
2022 ELMS
2023 WEC
2024 ELMS
2025 ELMS P/A
2025-26 AsLMS 🔜
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
It really is insane how much power and influence that guy had
Every bad thing in the past decade-plus somehow ties back to Epstein, huh?
February 6, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Hell yeah
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Okay so according to the latest Week in Sportscars podcast, the Honda to WEC story sounds like it may have come from a rogue source and that they most likely don’t have plans to join in the immediate future
February 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
f bomb in victory lane hell yeah
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
What the hell sure
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
lmao fuck you Austin
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM