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Junk Knuckles
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your face dude - upstate ny - pan
ok now what
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Pretty disrespectful of the TV commentators not even giving the Patriots a chance anymore

You can absolutely tell that they have bias against them
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Man I wish I was drinking some fun time soda pop watching this football game
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
I don't know about any of you but after this game is over I'm re-watching Kendricks halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
football fans when they find out about handcock
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
if there was a pill that would make me pop a bonner i'd take it
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
When you find out "Gaga" is just her middle name
LADY GAGA WHAT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Chat after the game do I try and eat a slice of cake that I've had in my oven since January 30th?
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Being known as the bologna guy and then doing a hard pivot to being known as the mayonnaise guy

I was going to make fun of this commercial but actually I'm thinking of if you got a job somewhere new and just did this bit it would rock so hard
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Alternate timeline where Mr. Beast is actually Mr. Bees and they just fly around
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Every 5 minutes or so some lady screams out like she's seeing a knife peak in behind the shower curtain
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
*pointing camera at the information panel with the part number on it*

"It looks like the part number is AHG160"

every fucking AI commercial every fucking time
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I was in the kitchen and heard the commercial in the living room but yeah I will also eat your feet
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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so their cameras find 365 missing dogs out of 10 million huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I'm trying to get back into the dating world and I found out girls want to date chips???????????
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
onix is my favorite pokemon thanks for asking
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
every time i see them draw a line on the screen and say something about going in a certain direction i think of this in my head
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I'm making chicken if anyone wants to come over, but I'm not making like that much chicken so maybe only one or two people can come over but you guys got to sort that out amongst yourselves
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Yeah, I've definitely seen a tight end get relaxed
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
If I was a football coach I would come up with a play where after they say hike all the guys explode into a fine mist of blood and sinew because after that the team is not going to know what is coming next for the rest of the game
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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Years ago I learned that you can enjoy something without understanding every word. Great show. #SuperBowl #BadBunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Don't worry everyone I logged on to watch the halftime show on my Spectrum account that I forgot I still pay cable for so this has been negated
i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Wait did Pepsi steal the polar bears
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I think we should start calling him Good Bunny after that one
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM