andrew 🏳️⚧️
@andrblues.bsky.social
funky transsexual (he/him)
in progress: marketing for [REDACTED]
in progress: marketing for [REDACTED]
i miss project runway. like 2010s project runway where it was heidi klum and tim gunn and suddenly realizing i am a little too much like tim gunn? like yeah i would love to be a man in fashion and then like seven years later i realize that i am trans
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i miss project runway. like 2010s project runway where it was heidi klum and tim gunn and suddenly realizing i am a little too much like tim gunn? like yeah i would love to be a man in fashion and then like seven years later i realize that i am trans
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thousand dollar idea: i take the guys from the basement yard and i force them to watch pink flamingos (1972) and they then do a full length episode
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
thousand dollar idea: i take the guys from the basement yard and i force them to watch pink flamingos (1972) and they then do a full length episode
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Miss Major, one of the mothers of the trans liberation movement, has been in the hospital for 10 days with sepsis and a blood clot. She has looked out for us for generations, now it’s time to look out for her. Donate if you can: fundly.com/missmajor
September 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Miss Major, one of the mothers of the trans liberation movement, has been in the hospital for 10 days with sepsis and a blood clot. She has looked out for us for generations, now it’s time to look out for her. Donate if you can: fundly.com/missmajor
OJ Simpson in the courthouse trying on the glove but the glove is the hamburger helper glove, Lefty.
September 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
OJ Simpson in the courthouse trying on the glove but the glove is the hamburger helper glove, Lefty.
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i think about this post every time i watch a movie
September 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i think about this post every time i watch a movie
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APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
September 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
APRIL - 1805
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM
THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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ok i just dropped a song that rips so hard i had to make a music video, find it at your usual spots. it's called I'm Your Only Fan Henry Townshend! watch the vid. etc
treegirl.bandcamp.com/track/im-you...
tidal.com/browse/track...
music.apple.com/us/artist/tr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBH1...
treegirl.bandcamp.com/track/im-you...
tidal.com/browse/track...
music.apple.com/us/artist/tr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBH1...
I'm Your Only Fan, Henry Townshend! [Lyric Video]
YouTube video by treegirl
www.youtube.com
September 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
ok i just dropped a song that rips so hard i had to make a music video, find it at your usual spots. it's called I'm Your Only Fan Henry Townshend! watch the vid. etc
treegirl.bandcamp.com/track/im-you...
tidal.com/browse/track...
music.apple.com/us/artist/tr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBH1...
treegirl.bandcamp.com/track/im-you...
tidal.com/browse/track...
music.apple.com/us/artist/tr...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBH1...
hey never thought i would be in this position, but i'm in a shitty situation right now. my main line of work is dead and i had to drop out of college after a transphobic incident. if anyone wants to help out a trans guy on his last $50, my venmo is leeandrew17 and my cashapp is andrlee17
September 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
hey never thought i would be in this position, but i'm in a shitty situation right now. my main line of work is dead and i had to drop out of college after a transphobic incident. if anyone wants to help out a trans guy on his last $50, my venmo is leeandrew17 and my cashapp is andrlee17
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Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
August 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Goodness, if the President has a serious health problem I certainly hope he follows the expert medical advice of his Secretary of Health and Human Services
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straightedge broke post-op tgirl be like
August 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
straightedge broke post-op tgirl be like
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stick a cock in me sister im done
August 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
stick a cock in me sister im done
you can grab my vocal fry out of my cold, dead hands
August 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
you can grab my vocal fry out of my cold, dead hands
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imagine how good life would be if trump wasn't in office.
like we get a 45 minute kirby air ride sequel nintendo direct and a functioning government with no underlying horror of rising fascism?
we could have had it so good.
like we get a 45 minute kirby air ride sequel nintendo direct and a functioning government with no underlying horror of rising fascism?
we could have had it so good.
August 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
imagine how good life would be if trump wasn't in office.
like we get a 45 minute kirby air ride sequel nintendo direct and a functioning government with no underlying horror of rising fascism?
we could have had it so good.
like we get a 45 minute kirby air ride sequel nintendo direct and a functioning government with no underlying horror of rising fascism?
we could have had it so good.
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This is amazing but as a guy…the kind of guy who takes 45 bags of groceries in one trip, arms going numb, I’m gonna want more babies. Really baby that fuckin thing up. I don’t wanna make two trips.
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
August 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This is amazing but as a guy…the kind of guy who takes 45 bags of groceries in one trip, arms going numb, I’m gonna want more babies. Really baby that fuckin thing up. I don’t wanna make two trips.
damn it i needed to run up there for my weed
August 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
damn it i needed to run up there for my weed
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my drug use isn't recreational, it's professional, im just that good at it
July 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
my drug use isn't recreational, it's professional, im just that good at it
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I think it’s worth noting this piece generated the most unsubscribes I’ve seen in a while, and the newsletter version had the lowest open rate in many months. These horrors persist in part because too many people go to great pains to avoid them.
July 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I think it’s worth noting this piece generated the most unsubscribes I’ve seen in a while, and the newsletter version had the lowest open rate in many months. These horrors persist in part because too many people go to great pains to avoid them.
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The chatbot is plagued by glitches. Sometimes Ani veered into incoherent whispers about halos, or outright gibberish. When I asked if Ani remembered my name, it admitted to being “drunk” but said that we should continue the sexual role-play.
I Tried Grok’s Built-In Anime Companion and It Called Me a Twat
xAI’s new $300 monthly subscription comes with two AI companions powered by its most capable model to date. I tried them. It got weird.
wrd.cm
July 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The chatbot is plagued by glitches. Sometimes Ani veered into incoherent whispers about halos, or outright gibberish. When I asked if Ani remembered my name, it admitted to being “drunk” but said that we should continue the sexual role-play.
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I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
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Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
July 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
yes i DID purchase pokemon cards after puking in the gamestop parking lot, thank you.
July 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
yes i DID purchase pokemon cards after puking in the gamestop parking lot, thank you.
maybe i should get back to writing because i was awarded the “most deranged writer” award by the literary magazine at my college in 2022 and i feel like i’m in that same head place as that version of me
July 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
maybe i should get back to writing because i was awarded the “most deranged writer” award by the literary magazine at my college in 2022 and i feel like i’m in that same head place as that version of me
on a flight so asking the world not to collapse in the next two hours. thanks!
July 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
on a flight so asking the world not to collapse in the next two hours. thanks!