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what portion?? I beg your pardon????
Sen. Hagerty on his legal rationale for not counting undocumented immigrants in the census: "There's a constitutional interpretation I think that has been misapplied that goes back to slavery days and what portion of a person is going to be counted."
August 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
what portion?? I beg your pardon????
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we wouldnt be in this mess if kamala had done hot ones
May 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
we wouldnt be in this mess if kamala had done hot ones
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CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
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Greyhound racing but it's the buses
May 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Greyhound racing but it's the buses
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“He wants to be liked so bad. He bought a website to make people like him, and it didn’t work. People hate him so much he can wave millions of dollars underneath their noses and they still won’t like him. Elon Musk is a loser.”
We need a @katmabu.bsky.social in Georgia:
www.gq.com/story/kat-ab...
We need a @katmabu.bsky.social in Georgia:
www.gq.com/story/kat-ab...
Can Kat Abughazaleh Help Democrats Grow a Spine?
She’s a lefty 26-year-old internet star. Her primary opponent is 80 and has held office since 1999. Inside a race for Congress that could help revive a doddering Democratic Party.
www.gq.com
April 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“He wants to be liked so bad. He bought a website to make people like him, and it didn’t work. People hate him so much he can wave millions of dollars underneath their noses and they still won’t like him. Elon Musk is a loser.”
We need a @katmabu.bsky.social in Georgia:
www.gq.com/story/kat-ab...
We need a @katmabu.bsky.social in Georgia:
www.gq.com/story/kat-ab...
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This, from the Holocaust Memorial Museum.
April 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This, from the Holocaust Memorial Museum.
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CNBC's Steve Liesman doesn't mince words about the way the White House calculated its tariff rates:
"Nobody ever heard of this formula. Nobody has ever used this formula. So I’m sorry, but the conclusion seems to be the president kind of made this up as he went along... these are off the charts."
"Nobody ever heard of this formula. Nobody has ever used this formula. So I’m sorry, but the conclusion seems to be the president kind of made this up as he went along... these are off the charts."
April 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
CNBC's Steve Liesman doesn't mince words about the way the White House calculated its tariff rates:
"Nobody ever heard of this formula. Nobody has ever used this formula. So I’m sorry, but the conclusion seems to be the president kind of made this up as he went along... these are off the charts."
"Nobody ever heard of this formula. Nobody has ever used this formula. So I’m sorry, but the conclusion seems to be the president kind of made this up as he went along... these are off the charts."
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
theonion.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
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New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to crack down on the statewide proliferation of adult foodstuffs, the Texas Legislature passed a new law Friday requiring all residents to show identification to buy phallic fo...
theonion.com
March 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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Laid-Off 23andMe Employee Packs Up Box Full Of Bodily Fluids
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March 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Laid-Off 23andMe Employee Packs Up Box Full Of Bodily Fluids
theonion.com/laid-of...
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JFC. We are not living in serious times.
March 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
JFC. We are not living in serious times.
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im going on trans podcasts that make pokemon fuck lists
March 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
im going on trans podcasts that make pokemon fuck lists
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Does anybody want to place a bet on whether educational outcomes are better or worse at the end of the Trump administration? I’ll take “worse” for any amount of money.
Trump on the Department of Education: "We're gonna shut it down and shut it down as quickly as possible. It's doing us no good. We want to return our students to the states."
March 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Does anybody want to place a bet on whether educational outcomes are better or worse at the end of the Trump administration? I’ll take “worse” for any amount of money.
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we love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them
March 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
we love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them
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Josef Mengele Jr doing an interview at HitlerBurger
RFK Jr on the measles vaccine: "There are adverse events from the vaccine. It does cause deaths every year. It causes all the illnesses that measles itself cause."
March 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Josef Mengele Jr doing an interview at HitlerBurger
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Here's an insane and pathetic fact, the minimum wage is worth less than it has been at any point since February 1956 when you adjust for inflation.
March 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Here's an insane and pathetic fact, the minimum wage is worth less than it has been at any point since February 1956 when you adjust for inflation.