Andi Stern
@andistern.bsky.social
Multi media artist and mother of dragons (cats, dragons are cats) She/they 🇺🇦
There is a Mr Dressup documentary available on Prime. It could be available on other platforms, but the trailer I saw was for it streaming on Prime.
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
There is a Mr Dressup documentary available on Prime. It could be available on other platforms, but the trailer I saw was for it streaming on Prime.
Two whales in two days. Should I be getting my towel ready?
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Two whales in two days. Should I be getting my towel ready?
After a very long summer, I was able to get the final kitten inside on Friday and suddenly I no longer need Botox between my eyebrows (a mama had a litter in April and I spent all summer taming her and that litter. She got pregnant with a second litter before we could get her in.)
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
After a very long summer, I was able to get the final kitten inside on Friday and suddenly I no longer need Botox between my eyebrows (a mama had a litter in April and I spent all summer taming her and that litter. She got pregnant with a second litter before we could get her in.)
The pink is visible to the naked eye tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The pink is visible to the naked eye tonight.
Can you tell which side of the hill didn’t get sun today?
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Can you tell which side of the hill didn’t get sun today?
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
We are finally watching Frankenstein and it is both beautiful and has the most gross wacky musical montage I’ve ever seen.
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We are finally watching Frankenstein and it is both beautiful and has the most gross wacky musical montage I’ve ever seen.
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
I ordered the brush tip Sailor hocoro feedless fountain pen from John Neal Books earlier this week, and I got both brush and 2.0 nibs. I’m really excited to try it out with the inks I picked up last week at the Ohio Pen Show
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I ordered the brush tip Sailor hocoro feedless fountain pen from John Neal Books earlier this week, and I got both brush and 2.0 nibs. I’m really excited to try it out with the inks I picked up last week at the Ohio Pen Show
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hey I dunno who needs to hear this today but if your toddler decides that they’re obsessed with beetroot and eats like half a kg of it for dinner
warn your nursery the next day
warn your nursery the next day
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
hey I dunno who needs to hear this today but if your toddler decides that they’re obsessed with beetroot and eats like half a kg of it for dinner
warn your nursery the next day
warn your nursery the next day
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star trek muppetized: thread
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
star trek muppetized: thread
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My 8yo told me she had a dream that she went "taco treating," which is where you go door to door and people give you tacos
October 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
My 8yo told me she had a dream that she went "taco treating," which is where you go door to door and people give you tacos
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
What time does the boogie man leave the studio? I’d really like to go clean up there but it’s still dark, even though it’s 4:30 of a morning.
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
What time does the boogie man leave the studio? I’d really like to go clean up there but it’s still dark, even though it’s 4:30 of a morning.
In central Ohio, grocers like Meijer and Giant Eagle have this “flash food” program that is packages of different foods that are close to sell by date. I got two bags over the weekend for $10 total and got several pounds of potatoes, several pounds of apples, two bunches of bananas, some broccoli
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
In central Ohio, grocers like Meijer and Giant Eagle have this “flash food” program that is packages of different foods that are close to sell by date. I got two bags over the weekend for $10 total and got several pounds of potatoes, several pounds of apples, two bunches of bananas, some broccoli
I get up for a little while due to some bad nausea and come back to my ten year old grey and white chonk on my pillow. He’s lucky he’s cute
October 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I get up for a little while due to some bad nausea and come back to my ten year old grey and white chonk on my pillow. He’s lucky he’s cute
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
The sickos meme style and homage in the opening of tonight’s treehouse of terror was the best part of the episode for me :-/
October 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The sickos meme style and homage in the opening of tonight’s treehouse of terror was the best part of the episode for me :-/
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On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick
October 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick
I know it’s going to be cold tonight because Patches is in bed and has taken up his spot by my legs. I told him I’m not turning on the mattress warmer yet.
October 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I know it’s going to be cold tonight because Patches is in bed and has taken up his spot by my legs. I told him I’m not turning on the mattress warmer yet.
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Submissions are OPEN for Year's Best Canadian Fantasy & Science Fiction: Volume Four (the best of 2025). Send me your SFF published in 2025, you crazy Canucks! Details on my site at the link below. DON'T SELF REJECT! You can't win if you don't play ;) Subs close Feb 28, 2026. Pls share WIDELY.
Year’s Best Canadian Fantasy and Science Fiction | Stephen Kotowych
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October 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Submissions are OPEN for Year's Best Canadian Fantasy & Science Fiction: Volume Four (the best of 2025). Send me your SFF published in 2025, you crazy Canucks! Details on my site at the link below. DON'T SELF REJECT! You can't win if you don't play ;) Subs close Feb 28, 2026. Pls share WIDELY.