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Andi Humphries
@andihumphries.bsky.social
Book and sci-fi/fantasy nerd. Player of TTRPGs. Knitter. Occasional baker. Wielder of the raspberry buzzer.
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.

Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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Submit a Claim
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November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Dear A.I that's been crammed into EVERYTHING, feck off.

Got this when I was writing a Linked In update. It's repugnant to get that prompt... as a writer. 🤮
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Elephants in sub-Saharan Africa are being more aggressive towards people and experts believe they might be seeking revenge against humanity.
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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This is cosmic shade by the patriarch
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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🎂The beacons are lit: Please signal boost🎂
My oldest is turning 18, and I would REALLY like to spoil her for her birthday!
So, I have launched an all-new program, The 1 Day Quickstart Collection, and I'm running a raffle to play D&D or Vampire with me!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWfR...
You Only Turn 18 Once
YouTube video by B. Dave Walters
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Dame Emma remains *fabulous*
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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As a Libro.fm acolyte, it is my duty to inform you that audio that's purchased from your favorite indie bookseller sounds better and is also more emotionally fulfilling than the same audio purchased from a megacorp that's assisting the authoritarian federal regime.
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Brilliant thread is brilliant
Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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The Jays have the chance to do the funniest thing Canada has done since 1814
Imagine winning the World Series. You'd get to visit the ruins that used to be the White House
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I kind of loathe the 'not your grandma's knitting' shit, AND the 'see it's not just silly woman stuff' push, because I think actually what we need to do is to accept that traditionally feminine crafts are actually very complicated and skilled, rather than divorce them from femininity to accept that.
October 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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It’s been a while, and I thought I’d be kinda over it? But no, it remains his best work.
As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I've been using Tidal for 3+ years now and am really happy with it (also buy albums when I can). The family subscription plan works great.
Friendly reminder that Tidal ($10.99) is now cheaper than Spotify ($11.99), delivers better audio quality, pays its artists 2x as much, and generally doesn't allow AI slop.

You can move your entire music library over in a matter of minutes.
October 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I saw it and must share it. It is the way.
As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
youtu.be
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Southern Baptist, Methodist, Episcopalian
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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The Incas based their measurement of time on how long it took to boil a potato.
October 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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there aren’t a lot of purely good things on the internet but “you have to share Tom Holland doing Umbrella” is one of them
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I am begging people to learn the difference between ascetic and aesthetic.
September 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Finally getting to the audiobook of An Assassination on the Agenda by @tekinsey.uk and just about did a spit-take at Lady Hardcastle saying it'd "be glacial in Gehenna" before calling her brother her superior.
I now have a new favourite phrase cuz this Bible nerd loves alliteration.
September 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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September 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Y’all, please give me your best tips, tricks, and quirky wisdom for wedding planning.
I’m trying to get my feet under me, but there’s a lot of conventional stuff I can’t due bc of cancer treatment and the wedding’s gonna be over 1600 km from where I live.
September 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Please share & help us move! I'm auctioning off some of my dice sets including this metal Critical Role set, double D20 D&D set, and more colorful math rocks! Great time to grab some gifts for the upcoming holidays! Auctions end on Friday! devenrue.com/collections/...
September 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I have auctions going on my site for all sorts of dice, minis, a limited edition MtG LotR leather playmat, and this coveted D&D Swarovski Crystal D20! Everything ends Friday the 5th! These auctions help pay for our move down to Arizona! devenrue.com/collections/...
September 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’

You don’t ‘run the gambit.’

gamut = entire range or series

gauntlet = severe trial

Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
August 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I didn’t know until now that in the original Rosie the Riveter painting, she is crushing a copy of Mein Kampf under her foot. Happy feast of the Blessed Virgin Mary, remembering all the women who crush the serpents of Satan under their heel.
August 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM